Thank God it Came on Time!
Andrew Shaffer’s How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters came in the mail yesterday. Tomorrow (Wednesday) night, Sharknado 2 premiers on the SyFy channel. Yes, I will be watching. And perhaps live-tweeting. And referring to “How to Wield a Chainsaw Like a Boss” on page 53. I may have issues though…we only have electric hedge trimmers…
Ah, well. Unless the next Sharknado happens in Lake Champlain (which has a Nessie-like monster named Champ, but no sharks) I should be OK.
Out of seven days, only two or three were “good” or “acceptable.” I always underestimate the weird random stuff that life can throw at you. Like sharks. Well, no one threw a shark at me, but I do have two extra teenagers in the house for the next nine days.
May God have mercy on my soul.