SciFi Q of the Day: Waltzing into Mordor

SciFi Question of the Day: If one does not simply walk into Mordor, what does one do?


Facebook Answers:

     Joseph Kerezman   Jog?

     Joseph Kerezman   Hitch Hike?

     Dave Mac   You know, a rather funny thing happened on my way to hell.

     Hannah Selph   I say parachute or hang glide…definitely.

     Mike Gower   You just Hobbit on in… get it… instead of hobble Hobbit! Damn I funny!!! 🙂

     Kirstie Hall   hop whilst twisting and wiggling ur butt 🙂

     Jason Gardiner   Take the number 10 bus to the J train

     Charlie Cecil Riley You march into Mordor–be firm and assertive!

     Douglas S Caprette   Take the back door.

     Matthew B. Tepper   Get a ride from an eagle.

     Al Hartman   One does the Lindsay Hop into Mordor…

     Dede Pazour Google the directions. You should get several options…

     AmyBeth Fredricksen    According to google maps, there’s one in Texas and one in Maryland. Apparently, to get from one Mordor to the other, it takes 1,356 mi, 22 hours 32 mins, assuming one is driving.

     Gwendolyn Wilkins

Of course!! ;P      How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended     LOTR forgot a very simple option when they decided to destroy the ring.

     Alan Willis   You transport, although Dr McCoy might not like it.

Google Plus Answers:

Rebecca Blain's profile photo     Rebecca Blain  –  Catapult into it. With a trebuchet.

Greg Christopher's profile photo     Greg Christopher  –  You have to get through the Black Gate, iirc.

Anna L. Walls's profile photo     Anna L. Walls  –  Crack it like an egg

Anthony Metcalf's profile photo     Anthony Metcalf  –  Run screaming for cover, unless 1) You happen to poses the 1 ring, or 2) You are a Wizard (with a friendly eagle).

A M Jenner's profile photo     A M Jenner  –  One sneaks in through the hidden tunnel, of course.

Kent Schmidt's profile photo     Kent Schmidt  –  Saunter, def. saunter!

Glenn Rogers's profile photo     Glenn Rogers  –  Skip.

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

The previous SciFi Q of the Day is Muppets and X-Files

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3 Responses to SciFi Q of the Day: Waltzing into Mordor

  1. iamnotbubba says:

    Dance! Dance! I tell you like its you last dance. You must dance as if your very life depended upon it.

  2. Pingback: SciFi Q of the Day: Orion Nebula | AmyBeth Inverness

  3. hosting geek says:

    Original answers 🙂 Bravo!

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