SciFi Question of the Day: If one does not simply walk into Mordor, what does one do?
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Facebook Answers:
Joseph Kerezman Jog?
Joseph Kerezman Hitch Hike?
Dave Mac You know, a rather funny thing happened on my way to hell.
Hannah Selph I say parachute or hang glide…definitely.
Mike Gower You just Hobbit on in… get it… instead of hobble Hobbit! Damn I funny!!! 🙂
Kirstie Hall hop whilst twisting and wiggling ur butt 🙂
Jason Gardiner Take the number 10 bus to the J train
Charlie Cecil Riley You march into Mordor–be firm and assertive!
Douglas S Caprette Take the back door.
Matthew B. Tepper Get a ride from an eagle.
Al Hartman One does the Lindsay Hop into Mordor…
Dede Pazour Google the directions. You should get several options…
AmyBeth Fredricksen According to google maps, there’s one in Texas and one in Maryland. Apparently, to get from one Mordor to the other, it takes 1,356 mi, 22 hours 32 mins, assuming one is driving.
Gwendolyn Wilkins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU
Of course!! ;P 
How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended
www.youtube.com LOTR forgot a very simple option when they decided to destroy the ring.http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/
Alan Willis You transport, although Dr McCoy might not like it.
Google Plus Answers:
Rebecca Blain – Catapult into it. With a trebuchet.
Greg Christopher – You have to get through the Black Gate, iirc.
Anna L. Walls – Crack it like an egg
Anthony Metcalf – Run screaming for cover, unless 1) You happen to poses the 1 ring, or 2) You are a Wizard (with a friendly eagle).
A M Jenner – One sneaks in through the hidden tunnel, of course.
Kent Schmidt – Saunter, def. saunter!
Glenn Rogers – Skip.
I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.
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Dance! Dance! I tell you like its you last dance. You must dance as if your very life depended upon it.
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Original answers 🙂 Bravo!