The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
Mike Perry Bush.
Geri Bressler Idiot minions. Or my husband. Whichever!
Rachel Repstad The Evil Scientist Union.
Derri Herbert Pinky
Juno Suk My Internet provider.
Dale Thelander Obama.
Patty Wright Bush.
Juno Suk Eve.
Lawrence Mahalak Those meddling kids!!
Karyn Mowery Kahn!
Douglas S Caprette Obamacare… Atheists… Gay marriage… Women’s suffrage… The Civil rights Act… The Voting Rights Act…
DeAnna Knippling A group of radical librarians who don’t realize that they have DOOMED US ALL.
Douglas S Caprette Abandonment of the Gold Standard. .. Schoolteachers…
Brian Covault Mouse. He foiled my plot so HE could take over the world.
Douglas S Caprette Unemployed people… Labor Unions… Scientists…
Dede Pazour The Koch brothers.
Douglas S Caprette Al Gore… George Soros… Bill Gates…
Chad Lupkes Pinky.
Lyn Wright The person who failed to bring the coffee.
Teresa Bonnick I grew up Catholic, so its always my fault. The guilt is always there. I must not wanted it enough. I set myself up for failure, I always do…. (Continues on in the Martyr mode)
Robert Seward Certsainly not yourself
Moldy Turtle My evil twin Shelly
Tony Lee Gamble I was foiled by a girl and her dog but I don’t know that and so I blame a clueless Inspector who has a full array of gadgets at his disposal for ruining my plans.
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Valkyrie Page I believe the generally accepted practice is to blame a) worthless minions; b) James Bond; c) Acme Corporation; or d) those meddling kids.
Elizabeth Einspanier Pinky.
Mince Walsh Quantum physics wasn’t cooperating.
Carl Rauscher a. My plan wasn’t evil, and b. It didn’t fail — this apparent setback was part of my BIGGER plan, which will become evident as events continue to unfold.
David Foster You think it failed?…. such naivety, but good. You are safer thinking that.
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Mark Means Those “meddling kids”!
Mz Maau Red Herring!
Steven Radecki Microsoft. If the computers hadn’t blue-screened during the final countdown . . .
Zachary Besterfield Who said it was an evil plot? I’ll bet “They” said I was crazy as well. Well I’m not crazy! “They” are the crazy ones! CRAZY I SAY!
B. Drew Collier Alcoa.
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Rich Canino Those meddling kids.
Sarah King My dimwitted assistant who I knew I should have fired long ago. Alas, he knew too many of my secrets and ends up being a very emotional connection to a past I lost.
Nicola Smith Idealistic fools who did not realize that life under my rule would be so much better than the sad, wretched existence they endure now.
Dan G. Obamacare. Lol
Michael Davis Thor
Ergodic Mage The only explanation could be Ancient Aliens
Doug Grayson …I blame Canada.
Raja Swaminathan Myself. Like an idiot I wasted time gloating over my plot to the hero instead of finishing him off, thereby giving his friends time to help rescue him.
Burt Crépeault Damn dodgy humans, with their fat fingers and lucky guesses, always finding cracks in the best of plans. Oh, but next time, next time… Mwahahahaha!
Rich Canino No time for blame. I have to prepare for tomorrow night
Anglo Phony Pinky
Billy Couvillion It only appears to have been foiled. I can’t believe you all fell for that!
Gustavo Campanelli Sorry, my plots are not Evil. They are for the GREATER GOOD. Who are you working for?
Paul Haigh I’m not overly concerned, I will iron out the wrinkles in the next universe, I just need to commit quantum suicide.
David Hill Obama… 😛