Spoiler Alert!

…or not.

“The Child” is the most recent release. Right now we’re filming “Bread and Savagery.”

I am curious, though, to see if I get a zillion hits on this post just because of the tag Bread and Savagery Spoilers.

I am so glad that this year I am finally working almost the entire Phase II shoot, with a real job, as opposed to previous years when all I could do was come by and visit every few days, bringing brownies and helping however else I could.

This year, a lot of things had to come together in order to make this happen. First of all, my parents drove up from North Carolina (we live in Vermont) to stay with the kids for the entire two weeks. Our youngest is just four, and our teenager has special needs, so childcare can be a very intense job. We have a PCA helping out with our teenager, and fortunately so far the little goobear seems content to spend lots of time with her grandparents even though she misses Mommy and Daddy.

The financial aspect of working on the shoot is a huge strain on our family’s budget, but we’re making it work. Hubby takes off two weeks from work, using his vacation days. We had to choose between paying money for an inexpensive hotel nearby (We’re staying at the Green Acres in Ticonderoga… not the fanciest, but they’ve been super helpful and eager to make us as comfortable as possible.) We only live just over an hour away, so we could drive home each night, but the problem with that is not only gas prices, but more the fact that we spend long hours on set and are often very tired when we finish late at night. I’d rather do a short drive to the hotel than risk driving sleepy for over an hour. Although my parents are taking care of the kids, there are extra child-care related expenses while we’re away. When all is said and done, though, the experience of being with these people… this family is worth far more than the financial strain we face.

Another thing that had to “come together” was a break in my routine. Not just writing, but my daily routine. I have OCD, but day to day it is fairly easy to manage as long as I have certain things in place. Sleep is one of those things. When I say “I don’t function well with little sleep” I don’t mean “I’m going to yawn a lot and not be able to concentrate well.” I mean there’s a long list of things that start to go wrong, including nausea, headache, and a long list of problems. That’s why I’ve built a few personal days off into my shooting schedule; time for me to rest, and time for me to spend with our kids. As far as writing goes, it’s no big deal to take a couple of weeks off as long as I can reboot by writing routine after the shoot. The fact that I get to hang out with a number of other writers (some of whom I’ve interviewed) while I’m there more than makes up for the lost writing time.

All right. One thing that’s happened that I will risk sharing is this: I removed a half-dead wasp and a very live spider from the set. Charles is trying to take credit for killing the wasp, even though he only wounded it. I’m pretty sure I’m not getting screen credit for “insect removal” lol!

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SciFi Q of the Day: Ships Named Enterprise

USS Enterprise (CV-6) en route to New York to take part in the Navy Day Fleet review, October 1945. She is steaming in company with an Independence-class light carrier (CVL) — in the right distance– and another warship.

SciFi Question Of the Day: If you could spend a day on any vessel named Enterprise, interacting with the crew but not affecting their timeline, which Enterprise would you choose, and what day?

Facebook Answers:

  Charles Root Jr USS Enterprise CV-6 June 5th 1942

  Robert B. Fredricksen Beam me up Scotty!

  Robert B. Fredricksen To be more specific NCC-1701

  AmyBeth Fredricksen No bloody A, B, C, or D…

  Tyler Gurdak Which NCC-1701? The original, refit or the new movie one?

  AmyBeth Fredricksen Actually, I think he wanted to see Pike’s Enterprise…

  Mark Cash The USS Enterprise that captured Tripoli 1 August 1801.

  Daniel Beard USS Enterprise, 11 October 1776, Battle of Valcour Island. Lake Champlain

  Mark Cash ah yes, but that one is tainted by association to Benedict Arnold.

  Daniel Beard as is Fort Ticonderoga

  Mark Cash ah heck…lets just try sailing all of them then decide which one we liked best!

  Mark Cash as a pilot and a sailor I think CV-6 would be cool but I admit I prefer a tall ship with only the wind for propulsion.

  Juno Suk On the Enterprise shuttle bus from Lihue airport in Kaua’i to their rental lot to get a car for a long vacation. Space is great and all, but all I needed was some R&R in Hawai’i. So, I left the USS Enterprise when we traveled to this pre-warp civilization during our save the whales mission. Took a short hop from Monterey to Hawai’i in the 1980’s and haven’t looked back since. Ahhhh, despite you luddites not having figured out transparent aluminum yet, I still get by happily on dolphins, rainbows, and loco mocos.

Google Plus Answers:

David Grigg Cheated by looking on Wikipedia, but:

HMS Enterprise was a 48-gun fifth rate Royal Navy ship launched in 1693, renamed as such in 1744. And on almost any day, would love to hang around one of those sailing ships.

  AmyBeth Inverness  That’s not cheating at all! I purposely said “vessel” instead of “spaceship.”

  JD Savage  Hmmm, 17th century tech, no women, scurvy… or… replicators, skin-tight uniforms and holodecks…hmmm

  michael interbartolo  Shuttle enterprise during the Approach and landing test, first time they released from the 747 to see if that flying brick would fly.

 EB Taylor  USS Enterprise (CV-6) during the battle of midway.

  Tiffany Marshall  USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), any day but the saucer section’s crash-landing day. Maybe on a day during “Unification”?

  AmyBeth Inverness  I have to agree with +Tiffany Marshall … I’d choose NCC 1701-D as well (Not crash day) preferably a calm, normal day where I could explore the ship and see how the families live day-to-day.

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

The previous SciFi Q of the Day is Skills

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Interview With M. David Blake

M. David Blake lives in Hillsborough, NC with his wife and daughter. By day he is a stay-at-home father and househusband. In college, he utterly flunked a study of science fiction, and before college, he periodically reassembled the shattered skulls of murder victims. Currently he serves as an associate editor for Stupefying Stories, and a slush reader for Fantastic Stories of the Imagination. He is also participating in the Clarion West 2012 Write-a-thon.

1.  What’s the most interesting fortune you’ve ever received from a cookie?

A few months ago I received one that read, “An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!” How could I not love it? I am, after all, a science fiction writer. And, true enough, within days I had written a new alien story.

2.  What kind of job required you to reassemble the shattered skulls of murder victims?

During the late ’80s and early ’90s I assisted a forensic pathologist… and there were all sorts of other interesting experiences associated with that period. Ever ransack the pockets of a dead mobster, while blood congeals on his Italian loafers? I have. Although these are the sort of unbelievable details that cause a lot of folks to do a double-take, they happen to be God’s honest truth.

3.  How did you, a science fiction author, flunk a college course dedicated to the study of science fiction?

At the time, I wasn’t a very good student. I was one of those who coasted through a lot of my education without really having to study, because I’ve always been good at learning whatever I needed for the exam, and then retaining anything useful. And yes, I regret that now; if I could relive that part of my life, I would certainly spend a lot more time on the studies I neglected! The difficulty with this class was that I’d been a science fiction fan from a very young age, and so I mistakenly assumed that I knew a lot more about the subject, as a whole, than I already did.

And there were certainly some impressive gaps in my knowledge. I could quote vast swaths of the history behind the Golden Age, and the progression of the New Age, but the genre relevance of, say, Italo Calvino or Margaret Atwood, had entirely escaped me. And they were doing things with speculative fiction that tied in to a much larger backdrop than I’d even considered.

So, not to put too fine a point on it, I flunked the science fiction course because I didn’t do the work, and I didn’t take it seriously at the time. I don’t blame the instructor for flunking me, either. In retrospect, I have a lot of admiration for his patience, because I must have come across as a pigheaded know-it-all.

4.  What is the difference between science fiction and speculative fiction?

Answering that puts me in danger of sounding like a pigheaded know-it-all again… but on a technical basis, here goes: “Science” fiction generally involves, to some degree, an examination of the real world, with a “what if” twist thrown in. Now, it could be a variant of the real world with which we’ve had experience, or the real world if certain rules or occurrences were altered, but if the real world assumption is a difference from established experience, there should be some logically plausible explanation for, and justification of, the shift. “Speculative” fiction isn’t constrained by the need for such justification, and is sort of a catch-all term for fantasy, science fiction, horror, or anything else that examines the world as it isn’t. Clear as mud? I hope so, because I just made that up.

5.  Do you prefer hard scifi or soft scifi? Can the two be combined?

I prefer interesting science fiction. If it deals with a lot of nuts-and-bolts/eyedropper-level detail, then it still needs to be interesting. If it goes poking around in the head, or the heart, or the machinations of men, then it still needs to be plausible. You can certainly have stories that successfully intertwine the two.

Now, there’s another, popular definition that treats “hard” science fiction as the one that actually uses Science (with a capital “S”), and “soft” science fiction as the one that relies on Handwavium (without any real science at all). So if you are asking whether it is possible to mix those, the answer is that it’s more difficult, because the Science has to be both strong enough to convince the skeptics while accessible enough to appeal to the dreamers, and the Handwavium appealing enough to engage the dreamers without being so fanciful that it severs the suspension of disbelief.

6.  What is your editing/rewrite process?

When I am using a computer, I tend to do a lot of editing as I go. The story will be flowing along quite nicely, and then I’ll think to myself, “Oh, I should alter that phrase and fix this character’s motivation,” so I’ll scroll up a few pages and do so. I still do a bit of that when I compose longhand, because otherwise I’d lose the thought, but the focus is more on getting the narrative onto the page with the premeditated intention of revising as I transcribe the work.

In either case, I frequently pause to examine what I’ve written, and to read the work aloud. Doing so gives me a better feel for the flow, and helps me to weed out redundancies or awkward phraseology.

Once a draft is completed, I’ll re-read the entire work aloud, with an ear for the overall feel of the piece.

7.  What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

I’m not sure that I have a favorite electronic tool. I’ve written stories at my desktop computer while using OpenOffice, LibreOffice, Notepad, and Wordpad. I’ve also written on my wife’s laptop, using Pages. “When the Pupil Is Ready” was composed a few miles skyward, as I returned from Worldcon last year, to distract myself from the screaming infant seated a few rows behind me on successive legs of the flight… and that one was written entirely in the Notes app, on my iPhone.

Lately I’ve been focused on more non-electronic writing, so I picked up a Bluetooth keyboard to use with my iPhone for portable transcription. That way, if I hit a snag or a slow spot in the current work, or the coffee runs low and I can’t think to continue the plot, I can still get some of what I’ve already written into a digital format for subsequent refinement.

8.  What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

Any of my fountain pens. Between those I already owned and the generosity of my father-in-law, I now have a fair assortment of them.

A few years ago, Joe Haldeman showed me how he composes all of his first drafts in ink, and that probably planted the seed for what I’m doing now. I’d used fountain pens frequently through high school and college, but gradually shifted to computers for convenience. The pens had been gathering dust.

And then I was suddenly hit with an idea for a novel, with the simultaneous knowledge that I won’t have a lot of time to just sit in front of a computer this year. My daughter is getting ready to start kindergarten, as well as piano lessons, and she is already on a local swim team. In our household, I am the stay-at-home parent. That translates to a lot of running-around-town time, and I needed some way to compose a sustained narrative whenever I had a few moments free, without having to find a power source or boot up an operating system.

That’s when I remembered the fountain pens. I ordered a few bottles of ink (Noodler’s Hunter Green and La Reine Mauve, for the curious), and a refillable leather journal (from Oberon Design), and took them along when my wife and I visited Kauaʻi this past May. I started the novel on a lanai in Koloa, and those non-electronic implements are continually with me now.

9.  What is the most persistent distraction from writing?

There are two: the Internet, and my daughter.

When my computer isn’t being used as a compositional tool, it offers plentiful temptation to browse the various forums in which I participate, and an immediately accessible venue for research of any conceivable subject.

My daughter is, by far, the more adorable of the two distractions. She loves to read, and to play games, and she is now able to whistle. Sometimes I am distracted just listening to her whistle, trying to identify the tune. My success rate isn’t very high yet, because she’s only been doing it for a few weeks. But she definitely picked that up from me; my wife uses my whistling as an emotional barometer, to keep track of my moods.

10. What is your ideal writing environment? Have you ever been able to create it?

Years before I discovered that’s what it was, my ideal writing environment already existed. It is the house in which my grandparents raised my mother, and in which I spent some of the happiest years of my own childhood. More importantly, it is the one place in the universe that has always felt like home. I just returned from a week there, where I’d isolated myself to get settled in to the novel.

11. Do you have a blog? How do you use it?

My personal website is VintageSeason.com, and I use it much less frequently than I should. If I don’t get too distracted by writing, I’ll try to update it in the near future. The site has a blog functionality, and hosts a brief FAQ, as well as a few blog entries. When “Absinthe Fish” made it onto the Locus Recommended Reading List, and then the annual Locus Poll & Survey, I also added downloads for the story in a variety of formats. In general though, you might say that I use it very ineffectively, for someone who spends as much time online as I do.

12. Where did the name Vintage Season come from?

“Vintage Season” was a novella written by C. L. Moore and Henry Kuttner, and first published in the mid-’40s under one of their shared pseudonyms. I encountered the story when I was fairly young, and the notion that there could be “vintage” seasons, in which for one, brief moment everything was right, and beautiful, and approaching perfection, resonated with me. But then, most of their work resonated with me. Kuttner and Moore’s marriage was one of the most beautiful romances in the genre, and their writing is spectacular.

For anyone interested in learning about their remarkable partnership, I’d highly recommend the new collections from Haffner Press.

13. What social media do you use? Do you combine your personal and professional or keep them separate?

Originally, I was very much opposed to the idea of social media. It wasn’t until “We Don’t Plummet Out of the Sky” was published, and I started taking myself seriously as a writer, that a friend sat me down and said, “Look, if you are going to be a writer you need some way for your readers to connect with you. Start a Facebook page NOW.”

So I did. The original page is still there, and gets infrequent additions, because I regard it as strictly for publication-related news. If one of my stories gets an exceptionally good—or bad!— review, I’ll link to it there. If I make it onto a reading list, or a ballot, I’ll mention it there. Writing stuff.

But my wife cornered me a few months after that one started, and said, “Look, Facebook won’t let me link to your writer page as my husband. Start a personal Facebook page NOW.”

So again, I did. And to my surprise, I started connecting with people. Writers, editors, and even readers started interacting. And when Google+ got started, I signed up for a personal page there as well, which is where you and I first encountered each other.

The personal pages receive a general mixture of stuff. While they catch all of the writing-related updates, they also receive periodic photos, rambles, witticisms from my daughter, and occasional posts to benefit or promote other writers. During the nomination period for this year’s Hugo and Campbell ballot, I used them to host frequent thumbnail reviews of newcomers who were eligible for the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer, because even though I was eligible for that one, to me it made more sense to spotlight some of the other folks whose writing seemed notable, and who attracted my interest.

14. What was the process of publishing “We Don’t Plummet Out of the Sky Anymore” on Smashwords? Would you use Smashwords again?

That was purely an experiment. “We Don’t Plummet Out of the Sky Anymore” was written as an entry for an online challenge, hosted by Bruce Bethke, and the requirement was to come up with the advertising copy for a flying car. I lost the challenge, but Bruce loved the story… and it was the first complete story I’d written in a number of years, at that point.

I knew a lot about the history of science fiction, but by then I also knew that a lot of my “knowledge” about what readers wanted was badly out-of-date. Adding the story to Smashwords was sort of a litmus test, to see whether anyone would read it. When I first offered it there, I had no idea whether anyone would care, and I certainly didn’t expect that folks would still be downloading and reviewing it over two years later.

The reality of Smashwords publication is that the vast majority of works hosted there receive little notice. That’s not a critique of the works themselves, one way or another. If you dig around, you’ll find plenty of gold, as well as plenty of dross. My assumption was that if the story could garner more readers than my immediate circle of friends and family, it could be regarded as a moderately favorable indicator. I figured if I made it to two hundred downloads, that meant the story was good enough to try sending a few other submissions to the traditional markets, with the hope of slowly earning an audience.

I wasn’t at all prepared for the response. Word-of-mouth carried the story to more readers than I’d ever expected to reach. A few months after it hit Smashwords, “We Don’t Plummet” was picked up for the original print version of Stupefying Stories, quite fittingly edited by Bruce Bethke.

So would I use Smashwords again? It’s possible, down the road, that I’ll add other things there, but self-publication was never my goal, nor my ideal. I’m old school in that regard; my professional models hit their heyday in the forties and fifties, and the notion of reinventing the wheel doesn’t hold the same fascination for me that it might have, if I’d had a different background.

15. What is your position on the Self-publishing vs Traditional publishing debate?

I think it’s important for each writer to pursue the path that is right for her/him, without worrying about the ideology any other writer might espouse. If you want absolute control over your words, and if you are both willing and able to put forth the extra effort (and possibly investment) necessary to produce professional material for self-publication, then self-publication might be the best choice for you. On the other hand, if you want a wider reach, and the associative perception (right or wrong) of an editor having already sifted wheat from chaff, you may be happier if you pursue traditional publication. It’s easy to find proponents of either didactic.

Personally, I feel it’s a mistake for content creators to assume they can be as effective without involvement from the professional curators of that content. Everyone does not possess the same gifts. Some are better writers, and some are better editors. Some are better at marketing. Some are best at pulling strings to bring everything together, as facilitators of the whole. Use your strengths, and believe in them, but also acknowledge your weaknesses. Once you do, it will be easier to recognize areas in which you should rely on the strength of another.

A few minutes ago I learned that Terry Goodkind will be self-publishing his new novel. Good for him! At the same time, without the fan base accumulated through traditional publication, his self-published novel would be statistically unlikely to create any major ripples. After all, self-publication is an ocean, and there are an awful lot of stones being tossed into those turbulent waters. I suspect, although no details have yet been confirmed, that he is still working with some sort of editorial team.

On a personal level, I’d say that trad-pub is not dead; far from it. But trad-pub is going through a necessary transition, and the end result is anyone’s guess. I suppose that makes me an optimist, because I still believe this is an incredible time for any new writer to pursue traditional publication.

16. How did “Absinthe Fish” travel from mere thought to publication?

That’s another thing you can blame on the Haldemans… or, specifically, on Joe’s wife, Gay. At the same time I initially wrote to Joe, before we ever met, I started working on a letter to Spider Robinson. This was while his wife Jeanne was sick, and she transitioned before I finished the letter. And then, suddenly, it felt highly inappropriate for me to be sending this fanboy letter to Spider, because, well, he’d just suffered the sort of loss that no one wants to endure, and even though I am frequently dense, I didn’t want to be insensitive.

Gay reminded me of Spider’s own advice about dealing with grief, and the proper application of sympathy: “Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased—thus do we refute entropy.” Then she told me to go ahead and write him.

A few days after she and I spoke, I started writing a story, rather than a letter, for Spider. A small attempt to refute entropy, by remembering that nothing good is ever truly gone. And even though the story was very short—only 1500 words, total—I probably spent more time on that one than anything I’ve written to date, including this novel.

Of course, after writing it, there was still the question of what to do with it. I sent it out, and one of the best editors in the industry sent me a beautiful letter explaining why he couldn’t use the story. He was absolutely right; it wasn’t the right sort of story for his magazine, or his readers. But on the strength of that rejection letter, I sold the story the very next day.

When the story appeared in Bull Spec, we were graced with an incredible bit of serendipity. Lois Tilton reviewed an advance copy of the magazine for Locus Online, and recommended “Absinthe Fish” before it even hit the newsstands. As a writer, that may have been my very first “over the moon” experience.

17. What can you tell us about the new novel you’re working on?

It’s a young adult piece, which is something I’ve never tried. As for genre, I was originally thinking of it as a fantasy piece, but the deeper I go into this world the more science I see underpinning the structure. Call it a science fantasy, then, which indirectly references your earlier question about “hard” versus “soft” science fiction. Yes, this one involves some Handwavium, and  also some of the soft sciences, but there are a few nuts and bolts under the hood.

Whether or not I can pull it off remains to be seen.

18. Tell me about Stupefying Stories.

Orginally, Stupefying Stories was a one-shot print anthology, edited by Bruce Bethke, in the late summer of 2010. The entire project was an outgrowth of The Friday Challenge, which was Bruce’s blog/website, on which he posted weekly writing challenges.

Last year, Bruce decided to revive the concept, and asked if I would come on board as one of the associate editors. His original plan was to continue as a quarterly print anthology, but after a short time shifted it to an electronic publication, with the rationale that we could pay the writers more, and publish more frequently, without the overhead for physical inventory. The schedule shifted to monthly, which we maintained for the first four issues, and has currently settled into a bimonthly rotation.

My understanding is that we’ll still try to get back to a monthly schedule, but this is the real world. We each have obligations we must pursue outside of strict editorial duty. And that is also one of the reasons Stupefying Stories is designated an “anthology series,” rather than a “magazine.” We need to shift the schedule for a few months? Okay, each volume is released when we feel it is ready, and good, and worth bringing to market… but that also means we aren’t obligated to push one out the door if it’s not ready. Our obligation is to the readers, in making sure they are satisfied with the product once they are able to purchase it.

19. What is it like to be a slush reader for Fantastic Stories of the Imagination?

Vastly different from the Stupefying Stories experience! For one thing, the staff of Stupefying Stories is spread across the country, and we tend to communicate electronically.

Fantastic Stories of the Imagination is edited by Warren Lapine, who has been at the helm of a remarkable assortment of magazines and anthologies, and who lives just a few hours away. Over the past year, Warren and I, and a handful of other excellent individuals mentioned on the dedication page, got together numerous times to spend evenings reading slush, and sorting the good from the bad. Or, in some cases, the “almost, but not quite” from the “at least two of us think you should read this one next.”

Ultimately the final decision on each inclusion was up to Warren, but as first readers we served as a buffer zone, to make sure he was receiving the best possible candidates for inclusion. And even so, his plate was pretty full. Warren is well known enough in the industry, and pays enough per word, to attract attention any time he announces a new project.

On a professional level, if you are a writer, and if you have an opportunity to read slush for any major publication, I’d recommend it. Part of making a good impression with your submissions is simply not making foolish, obvious, and/or arrogant mistakes. Once you’ve seen a number of those mistakes cross your desk, and the negative impression has registered, you’ll be more aware of them, and able to avoid them, in your own behavior.

20. Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

Technically, the Imperial forces fired on Leia’s ship first. But in the Mos Eisley Cantina, it seemed fairly clear to my young (at the time) eyes that Han was the only one to fire a weapon during his interplay with Greedo, and I regard George Lucas’ decision to “clarify” the exchange as a mistake.

Now, I’ll readily admit that as creator and curator of the film franchise, Lucas had the right to revise his vision. After all, Ridley Scott did a remarkable job with Blade Runner: The Final Cut, and Peter Jackson’s extended presentation of The Lord of the Rings was a cinematic tour de force; why should George Lucas be deprived of the same privilege? Alan Dean Foster’s novelization was entirely vague on the specifics, and later references to the event could arguably be treated as self-referential mythologization, if one wanted to be pedantic about it… so for a moment of devilish advocacy, let’s suppose Greedo really did shoot first. Would that be so bad?

Of course n—okay, I can’t answer that way with a straight face. Han Solo started out as a reprobate, and in order for his later development to have meaning at all, those character flaws shouldn’t be undermined. Even if Lucas claims that it was always his intent for Greedo to be perceived as shooting first, as an emotional participant in the drama, I still need that ambiguity in the framing. To date, I haven’t managed to sit all the way through any of his special editions, and I don’t see any need to do so, either.

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Last Update for the Round

In just two days, hubby and I will leave for the Star Trek Phase II shoot of Bread and Savagery. I’ve done so much prep work for this, getting ahead on blog stuff as well as all the household stuff that must be done. Today my parents arrived to stay with the kids while we’re gone.

I did pretty good this round on tying up loose ends and getting ready to concentrate on novel writing. A few things I didn’t finish:

I need to crit a story for Geri. That’s going to have to wait until I get back from the shoot.

I need to tie up my serial not-so-short What Would Have Been

But other than that, I’m good to go! Two weeks concentrating on the Bread and Savagery script, then I can work on my Pangalactic Sojourners.

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SciFi Q of the Day: Skills for a Burgeoning Space Colony

SciFi Question of the Day: How would your current set of skills and talents fit into the needs of a burgeoning space colony?

Facebook Answers:

  Michael R. Underwood ‎1) Offer dance lessons 2) Organize social events to keep up morale 3) Conduct ethnographic research to chronicle development of the colony’s folklore

  Lori Munnoch Gaudet   I can schmooze online with the Earth dwellers.

  Matthew B. Tepper   There are plenty of young people more energetic than me (and who weigh far less, at that) who could fix the computers, so that’s out. And I don’t think they’ll need music historians, so I’ll just have to win lots of money and buy my way in.

  William J. Teegarden   They would be dead without me.

  Gawain Ouronos   There is never a shortage of need for some of my skills and talents: counselor, part-time massage therapist (in a field I like to call phisiopsychology – the combining of massage therapy and psychological treatment).  Gamer and entertainer, added to these skills, would make me a perinial (sp?) Morale Officer… the good kind.

  Tony L Vissoc   I could be the local jester.

  Geri Bressler I’m learning machining – manual and CNC – so I can make stuff!

  Al Hartman I could plug leaks in the hull with my body…

  Tony L Vissoc I can make funny fart noises.

  Juno Suk   I feel I can never contribute as much as the female with the triple surprise from Total Recall. In any case, I will do my best to fulfill my role as token Asian engineer, holed up in some anti-social nerd bunker until duty calls me to unleash martial arts hell on the indigenous alien species.

  Al Hartman Tony L Vissoc:   I can make funny fart noises.

Especially useful during airlock drills!

  Al Hartman I can also throw myself into the path of any invading alien intent on eating the colonists…  They will have ample time to escape as they eat me, and then fall to the ground sick with “Hartman’s Revenge!”

  Mary-Anne McDermott   I have training in psycholgy, espscially in crisis interevention and counsellling. So I could help people adapt to there new home, talk down those who have cabin fever and deal with everyone crawling up the walls in boredom.

  Tony L Vissoc   I’m so glad that my skill can be considered a talent. Or, is it that my talent can be considered a skill…

  Juno Suk I can also help with the exponential population explosion of our space colony. I can even help create alien human hybrids, as long as the physiology is somewhat compatible. Their biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

  Tony L Vissoc   Juno = Borg?

  AmyBeth Fredricksen   Didn’t you see Juno ‘s previous tweet? He’s Asian, not Swedish…

  Juno Suk   For a time, I was tempted to become Swedish. 0.68 seconds to be exact. And for an Asian, that is nearly an eternity.

  Tony L Vissoc   Meatballs and fish. I’d be tempted for at least 1 second.

  Sean Key   My background is I was a volunteer fire fighter, boatbuilder, long range surveliance paratrooper, construction worker, musician and finally a business man in multimedia. When the chips are down I am the man in a crunch with a little song and dance.

What I actually would like is to be the trainer for the spacewalkers that do repairs and emergency management outside of the colony.

  Tony L Vissoc   I can make funny fart noises.

  Pony Horton   I can fly any hunk of junk you give me. And maybe even the ship!

And I can make all the other-than-fart noises. And do impressions. And I’m good with a gun. Or a whip. I’m also good with animals, so any alien critters will make friends with me before trying to eat the rest of the crew. How’m I doin?

  AmyBeth Fredricksen   I know there’s YouTube proof of Pony ‘s whip skills, but I don’t know about flying a spacecraft…

  Pony Horton   Hey, I’m not such a bad pilot myself! We don’t hafta sit here and listen…

  AmyBeth Fredricksen   The only “proof” I’ve seen of your piloting skills included a three armed alien sitting next to you at the helm!

  Pony Horton   Yeah, and I’m SO BITCHEN that HE needed THREE arms to do what I could accomplish with TWO!

  Al Hartman   Tony L Vissoc: It’s known that every culture in the universe has a food just like Swedish Meatballs. There is no need to become Swedish.

  Daniel Beard   Let me see. I start with my mechanical engineering. Then my skills in electrical engineering, as well as my Electromechanical engineering (robotics and control systems). and my experience of getting things done in a governmental bureaucracy. Where would I fit?

  Ginny Morris   Someone’s gotta keep track of the money… guess that’s where I come in. :o)

  Mike Perry   village idiot. Het, every town needs one.

  Charles Root Jr Comp. Sci ! Most needed for a burgeoning space colony, on the other hand the most more likely scenerio that society is going to collapse in to a Mad Max type of place, I’m not so useful.

  AmyBeth Fredricksen   OMG Daniel you got something DONE in a government bureaucracy?

  Daniel Beard   Chester bridges open a week ahead of schedule | Vermont Business Magazine 

Vermont Agency of Transportation today announced the re-opening of two bridges along Route 103 in Chester.  In order to rehabilitate two structurally deficient bridges in a rapid reconstruction process, bridge # 9 (near Benny’s Sunoco)  

  Daniel Beard   Even better, we got something done quickly.

  Emily Becker Priest hmmm… I guess my Horticulture knowledge would be helpfull 😉 not to mention I love working with kids so plants = food… and childcare/teaching… could be useful.

  Zoe Derri   they wouldn’t I’m crap. I’d be left behind 😦

  AmyBeth Fredricksen   That’s OK Zoe , we’ll have you dress up in the mascot costume every time we have a ball game against another colony!

  Daniel Beard   Worst comes to worst Zoe, they have use for you in hydroponics.

Google Plus Answers:

  Jared A.J. Chiddix  Fry cook.

  AmyBeth Inverness  Does that mean you’re a UFO specialist?

  Juan Ochoa  Filter scrubber. No use for a graphic artist in a burgeoning space colony.

  michael interbartolo   mission operations.

  Brent Stires  Assuming we can breathe the air and the water isn’t acidic and whatnot, I’m a very good swimmer.

  Jared A.J. Chiddix  People are gonna need decent Bacon Cheeseburgers.

” Pass the damn Ham please!!! ” ~Scout, after Falling out of Boo Radley’s apple tree.

  Juan Ochoa  “Pass the reconstituted yeast “ham” please!”

  Linda Horne  Technically, agriculturally, general fix-it and problem solver. Hey, I’m almost more valuable than the poop bucket!

  AmyBeth Inverness  My facebook friends are discussing who makes more entertaining fart noises…

  Christopher Clark  Then…. are they really your friends….

  AmyBeth Inverness  Yes, they are. Some of these people I actually see in Real Life.

  Miaka Kirino  Well, I’d probably make a decent housewife at least. Also with my background in massage therapy, I can certainly assist with muscle pains and other rudimentary medical needs.

I’m not much good at growing things, but I can take raw foodstuffs and turn them into tasty meals. Also I have a lovely singing voice, so I can help with entertaining people after the day’s work is done. Or something.

  Thomas Sanjurjo  Jack of all trades. Valuable beyond belief, don’t fit one role, I’ll fill another.  Computer programmer, electrician, hydroponics, linguist, educator, etc.

Most valuable skill for space travel: innovative use of waste products.
Most reasonable skill to have personally: Survivalism (make do on little for a long time.)
  Tiffany Marshall  I can educate the children and am also proficient at animal care.
  AmyBeth Inverness  There’s one company planning to fund their colony by making it into a reality TV show. They don’t even need to add drama since that’s already built in!

As a writer, I could write fiction based on our real experiences, and sell that back to earth, proceeds to benefit the entire colony.

  Charles Moore  I work with computers. While I’m no expert, I can use a soldering iron and a wide range of power tools. I’ve got useful skills!

However, dragging along sufficient diabetes supplies (insulin production equipment, syringes, pump supplies, blood glucose monitoring supplies, etc.) to keep me alive is probably more costly than I’m actually worth.

  Linda Dean  :lists +Charles Moore as Jerky on the Hoof:

😉 j/k Charles…

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

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Interview With Erin Danielle

Erin Danielle is a plucky young bookseller in the suburbs of the Twin Cities of Minneapolis–Saint Paul. She has a penchant for pigtails and daydreaming at night while her cat begs for attention. She has always had a love of Sharpies and never leaves the house without one in her bag. She graduated a few years ago with a Bachelors in Psychology. Her life is filled with work while she tries to figure out what more she wants out of life. But ever since middle school it has been her dream to see her name in print. So the chance to combine something she loved with something she’s dreamt about was too good of an opportunity  to pass up.

1. Your profile says you live in MN. Were you an above average child?

I’d say I was. In fifth grade I was in an advanced math class, but they also slapped me with a special ed label because of a very minor lisp. In middle school the only advance classes they had were math classes, and I missed the cut off for those classes by five points on a stupid standardized test I took in third grade. I was so bored in my classes, I was one of those kids that asked for more homework. In high school I got to choose my classes without needing a certain test score (except math, that I still couldn’t get in to. Stupid five points.). They didn’t allow freshmen to take AP classes but they had honors classes that were between AP and normal. So, I took all of the honors classes I could, while still being a special ed student because of a lisp my braces had made disappear. I would have taken AP U.S. History in tenth grade but I absolutely suck at the name and date thing. In eleventh and twelfth grade I just the choice to participate in a program called Post Secondary Enrollment Option, basically I go to a community college full time, for free, and any credits I earn will transfer back to my high school to count towards my graduation as well as count toward my college degree. I loved it. I was no longer bored, I was officially rid of special ed case manager, and I escaped the bullying I had to go through. Also I saved 10K in student loans.

2.     Team Edward or Team Jacob

Team Edward. But MY Edward, not that creep they got to play him in the movies. No MY Edward is a whole lot less creepy and emo-y. See, my ability to create my own version of characters is why books will always be better than movies to me.

3.     What is the most memorable (or disturbing) thing Tiffany Reisz has ever tweeted?

I’m not sure. Whenever she complements my writing I feel special. She is such a good writer that it’s amazing to think that she thinks I might have talent. And she has yet to really disturbed me while tweeting, but her Seven Day Loan story did make me uncomfortable. It’s why I haven’t read The Siren yet, and why I can’t promise to get through it when it comes out in paperback. But Tiffany and I have chatted about it, and as far as I know, she’s not taking it personally.

4.     When you first heard of Felt Tips, did you immediately have a story idea?

When I actually first heard about Felt Tips I thought it was just some random title idea Tiffany had, not something that was going to turn into something. If you follow Tiffany for any amount of time she’ll tweet a random plot idea and punny title. But when I saw the blog post and that this was turning into an actual thing then ideas started popping into my head. My first one was too hard to do in such a restricted word count, but the one I chose to go with turned out well. And I’ll let you in on a secret, All Marked Up is based on a true and personal story.

5.     Why did you decide to use a pseudonym for your Felt Tips story?

The evolution of my pen name is kind of interesting. I’m too big of a blabber mouth to use a pen name to keep secret, but who hasn’t wanted a different name at some point in their life? Up until recently if you would have asked me, I would have said it was because I had academic work published under my real name and I didn’t want to have them confused if I decided to go back to school. But that is a load of baloney and I know this. The history behind Erin Danielle is actually that my mom loved the name, even though she named my older brother Aaron Daniel, she wanted to name me Erin Danielle. My dad didn’t like this idea and vetoed it. So, I ended up as Rebecca Lynn Stine. Yes, my initials really are R. L. Stine. Anyway, when the opportunity came up to use a pen name I jumped at it. If I ever have a book published then we’ll see what I decide.

6.     Do you keep your real name private?

Not really, I started out on Twitter using my real name. But when I got a job I decided to be a little more private with it. Just to make my twitter hard to find to my co-workers. I love them, they make my job so much more fun, but I have a facebook for them and family.

7.     Where did the nickname “Stormy” come from?

I’m a geek for Doctor Who. Have to be honest. And in the episode “Closing Time” the Doctor went to visit a friend, Craig, and Craig was taking care his son, Alfie, for the weekend. Well, the Doctor can speak baby and is told by Alfie that he hates the name Alfie and would rather be called Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All. I died! I loved it so flippin’ much! So, I changed my display name on twitter to Stormy. See, told you I’m a geek!

8.     Have you always considered yourself a writer?

No, not at all. Even know I don’t feel like a writer. I feel like writer is this special title you earn, that I haven’t. It’s the same with novel. I don’t say I’m writing a novel or a book, I yI write stories. But that’s because I don’t feel like they are that impressive. I’m strange like this.

9.     What is the next writing project you have in mind?

While I feel like I’m hopelessly locked on it, I’d love to get back into my NaNoWriMo project. I started it long before November 2011, but once I started working again (November 21) the ideas just stopped. I was so busy that I think the ideas just got jealous. It needs some work, and hopefully I’ll be able to give it some attention soon.

10.     What are your feelings regarding the self-publishing vs traditional publishing debate?

I really have no idea. I mean I’m all for getting books out there and getting people  reading, but some self-published books kill it for them all. All books need to be well edited, and to me I don’t care who published what, as long as it’s well edited. I mean there are hugely popular books out there (published by a big sixer) who, in my opinion, should have their editor smacked, because they are just riddled with horrible grammar.

11.     Would you rather be known for writing that one perfect bestseller that turns into a living classic, or a long series of only mildly-successful novels?

Hm, I’m not sure. I might have to go with the bestseller. Because I’ll always write, whether it sells or not, and it’d be cool to have something I wrote be an American classic.

12.     Do you have a blog? How do you use it?

I do have a blog, Thoughts Too Long For Twitter.  I use it sort of like a public diary. I’ve only just recently started it and I might change what it’s about, but for now it’s really just my thoughts, stuff that keep me up at night, stuff that might be bugging me.

13.      What social media do you use? Do you combine your personal and professional or keep them separate?

I use Facebook and Twitter. Facebook is for my family and friends I know in real life, and Twitter is just for me to be me. I have a lot of family that don’t live near me so Facebook is a nice way to keep in touch with them (how else would I see my grandma feeding tigers), but I feel like I hide a lot from them. My friends and family in real life know I tweet, but none of them follow me, or even know my twitter handle. So, Facebook is just personal, and I guess you can say Twitter is a combination. But I don’t see myself as a professional in anyway. It goes back to that whole writer thing. But who knows, come December, and the release of Felt Tips, that might change.

Stormy’s Grandmother feeding a tiger

14.      What is your ideal writing environment? Have you ever been able to create it?

Wow, getting to the hard questions now. I really have no idea. Most of the time I write at my desk, late at night with either music or the TV going (or both sometimes). No idea if it’s my ideal, but it’s what I do. I guess I’ve just never really thought about much.

15.     Do you have rules for how steamy you write your sex scenes?

Yeah, no, not really. I’m a pantser. I just write what pops into my head. In all reality I get really nervous writing sex scenes. I’m a virgin, so I have no idea if what I’m writing is actually realistic. That being the case I try not to limit myself, I mean if I’m going to write something completely new to me then I feel like I should just go all out and see what happens.

16.     What genres do you write? Would you consider trying other?

I usually stick to paranormal or suspense romance. Oh, and Fan Fiction. I’d be open to something different, but I’d have to have a really solid idea, or else it’ll probably turn into a romance piece.

17.     What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

That’d have to be my MacBook. Her name is Lappy and is has wonderful today as she was when I first got her. I originally got her as an early high school graduation gift from my mommy. I’d never go back to a PC.

18.     What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

I’d have to say my Peanuts journal. I use it a lot when I’m working or babysitting. I love it because I can just jot down scene ideas and don’t have to worry about starting a new Pages document and then coming up with a name to save it under. I suck at names. I have a WIP currently saved under the name ‘I have no idea’.

Sandy

19.     What is your most persistent distraction from writing?

That’d have to be work. I prefer writing at night, so whenever I close I feel like it’s a throw away writing day. I mean I have a few hours to myself in the morning, but I just can’t seem to force myself to write anything. And then by the time I get home at night I just want to go to bed. It’s better when I open, because then the words flow a little easier at night.

Second most distracting thing in my life? My baby Sandy!

20. Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

I’d have to say neither. One of Han’s jealous ex-one-night-stands shot at Han first and then Han, thinking that it was Greedo who fired at him, shot back. Poor Greedo, wrong place, wrong time.

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Ray is Gone

This morning I found out that we’ve lost one of the greats. Ray Bradbury passed away at the age of 91. Besides the notable classics such as Farenheit 451 and The Martian Chronicles, Ray Bradbury was the master of the short story. I can remember reading his shorts and thinking “I want more!”

Ray Bradbury wrote every day, even to the end. When I look at my ROW80 goals, I think about that. There is something to be said for writing every day, even if it is only a hundred words. Sometimes those hundred words turn into thousands. But even on the days where all a writer produces is the equivalent of a greeting card, at least it keeps the writing habit alive and well. It’s exercise.

My goals are winding down. I’m ahead on my interviews and the SciFi Q of the Day posts so I won’t have to worry about those while I’m out of town on the StarTrek shoot. I one of the crits I’d promised, but I have another yet to do. I’m only slightly ahead on my Marie Antionette serial. I’d really like to actually finish it before the shoot… possible, but not easy. I picked up a short story off the shelf and revamped a scene to use for a Write On Edge prompt, and got so many great comments, I decided I wanted to finish it. The problem is being concise, since it’s really worth about 4k I shouldn’t push it out to 8k of unnecessary words.

I’ve read through the Bread and Savagery script, and re-watched the old episode Bread and Circuses. I still need to do some outlining, and otherwise prep for the two weeks, but it’s possible we’ll still have some changes to the script before filming starts.

So, next week I’ll link up as usual, but the last two weeks of June I might not be around so much.

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SciFi Q of the Day: Neanderthal Temples

This question was inspired by the story “Nightfall” by Isaac Asimov and Robert Silverberg.

SciFi Question of the Day: If the only way you could save an alien planet’s doomed population was to introduce a fake religion that forced the neanderthals to take shelter in temples, would you do it?

Facebook Answers:

  Tyler Gurdak Two words: Prime Directive

  Charlie Cecil Riley No.

  Al Hartman Yup! You can always send another messiah after the danger has passed to bring a new revelation.

  Douglas S Caprette The Prime directive prohibits interfering with the development of a less advanced civilization. Extinction is not development.

One of the worse aspects of TNG was the way the writers ‘reimangined’ the prime directive to create dilemas in situations where the original prime directive did not. Sort of like the way the writers of “The Practice’ frequently ‘reimangined’ the canon of ethics, sometimes even reversing it.

  Zoe Derri No – why are they doomed? If they’re not intelligent enough to seek shelter, they don’t ‘deserve’ to survive.

  Tyler Gurdak It does depend on why they are doomed. If it is a natural event, I say no interference.

  AmyBeth Fredricksen You would save them from self-destruction, but NOT from something natural, like a devastating meteor shower or radiation blast?

  James Lucius ‎1. Screw the Prime Directive. It’s nothing more than a convenient excuse for avoiding any action that would unduly upset the Star Trek wish-fulfillment umiverse. 2. Read Poul Anderson‘s story “Day of Burning” for a discussion of both the ethical implications and unintended comsequences of a similar decision.

  Tyler Gurdak If it is natural or something they cause to themselves, no interference. If it is not natural or something we caused then I say help them.

  Zachary Navakuku I’d probably be the reason why taking shelter in temples would be the only way they’d be able to survive. What can I say? The poor thing looked too cute to keep locked away in some dark, dank dungeon miles below the surface of the ocean, so I released the Kraken.

  Al Hartman You can’t save everyone, but I don’t see anything wrong in trying. As far as non-interference, if you’re not introducing new technology, or disrupting their culture… saving their lives is not really Prime Directive type interference.

The whole point of the Prime Directive is to keep them from being destroyed so they have a future to naturally develop into.

In “The Paradise Syndrome”, the Enterprise tried to divert the asteroid. Should they not have, because that was a natural event?

I don’t think creating a religion is the best way to save them, as that is disruptive to their culture…

But, I don’t have a better idea at the moment.

Certainly, a disrupted culture is better than none at all.

On second thought, you could send in teams to sedate and capture villages. Keep them sheltered until the danger has passed and then let them loose… Let them figure out why they suddenly found themselves in a deep cave with food and water to last for a few weeks, and then an earthquake unblocked the entrance…

  Zachary Navakuku Wasn’t there an episode of TNG where a Vulcan-esque primitive society was beginning to revert back to religion because one of them thought they saw “God” and went thoroughly unstable until after he shot Picard who was willing to die to prove that he was no god?

  Tyler Gurdak If introducing a fake religion is the only way to save them, I would still have to say I would not interfere. If there was a way to save them without them knowing they have been saved, then I would save them.

Google Plus Answers:

  Ron Whitmire  Probably. Do the neanderthals have cake?

  Andy Brokaw  Interesting question… I probably would. And while I was at it, I’d give them lots of instructions about being nice to each other. They’d probably ignore those, but at least they’d be around to be dicks.

  Ron Whitmire  Or pie? I would definitely save them for pie.

  AmyBeth Inverness  +Ron Whitmire They have neither pie nor cake, but they have a recipe for cinnamon rolls that’s out of this world.

  Joanna Staebler-Kimmel  yep. re-introducing reason only works if they’re still alive.

  R. Scott Kimsey  So long as they have the cinnamon roll recipe, who cares if they’re reasonable? At least so long as they’re just reasonable enough to offer up the cinnamon rolls on a regular basis.

  Ron Whitmire  A good cinnamon roll recipe is something I could definitely build them a religion around.

  R. Scott Kimsey  +Ron Whitmire Yeah, I’m thinking offering up first born or something like that really misses the mark. Just keep the rolls coming. I could see it ending in bloodshed, however. The inevitable holy wars between the Cassia and Ceylon factions. The doctrinal disputes regarding frosting versus icing. But as the impartial eater of the rolls I doubt I could be bothered with their internal conflict.

  Ron Whitmire  Each of those variations is merely an avatar of The One True Roll +R. Scott Kimsey. There can be only one. Unless I order a dozen, then there can be a dozen.

  Christopher Clark  no, i follow the Prime Directive whenever possible.

Besides, why save them when we can repopulate them Captain Kirk Style?

  Ron Whitmire  So you’d save some of their females +Christopher Clark? Isn’t that more of an assimilation than anything else?

  Christopher Clark  no, i dont plan to stick around, just introduce new genetic material for the assistance in there evolution, i got other planets to explore. and new space STD’s to contract

  Joanna Staebler-Kimmel  Sounds like you all need the “cinnamon rolls as big as your head” baked by the main character in Sunshine.

  Ron Whitmire  So then you’d undoubtedly become a part of their mythology and have created a religion anyway.

  Christopher Clark  no more so than any other Giacomo Casanova has his own religion.

  Ron Whitmire  Bigger isn’t always better +Joanna Staebler-Kimmel. What we want is the Perfect Cinnamon Roll. And coffee of course. This planet does have coffee doesn’t it +AmyBeth Inverness? If not they are on their own.

  Ron Whitmire  +Christopher Clark you don’t think they would worship you as The Great Progenitor? The Clark?

  Christopher Clark  assuming they are the equivalent of there races neanderthals, the oral history of the conquest of one slightly different male might fade into faded-theory much like the ones on our own planet

  Christopher Clark  just hoping there not some insectoid like thang, that could get messy

  AmyBeth Inverness  The only reason they have coffee is because one of the other humans from your team already introduced it as a religious experience.

  Joanna Staebler-Kimmel  the trick is figuring out if the oral history will fade before they figure out how to write things down. and if it doesn’t fade by then, you just have to figure out if you’ll end up as gilgamesh or as enkidu.

  Ron Whitmire  Messy, yes. For the sake of our own sanity let’s assume they are humanoid primates

  Ron Whitmire  Hmm, +AmyBeth Inverness I can see where the coffee cultists and cinnamon roll worshipers might coexist peacefully for a long time. Until the decaf devil worshipers show up on the scene.

  Christopher Clark  the coffee based religion would form a sect of coffee liquor, and would in turn Rule the world, untill they forgot to go inside for whatever catastrophe happened

  Ron Whitmire  +Christopher Clark you are undoubtedly correct, the Kahluites would perish in The Doom. Only the truly holy, The Caffeinated Ones would be saved. So it has been written in the prophesies.

  Ron Whitmire  I can see where production of the sacred Coffee Bean might become this planets sole source of economy, sort of like Spice on Arrakis. I wonder if our coffee drinking followers would become total bad-asses like the Fremen.

  Ron Whitmire  Or would they wind up just being a group space of hipsters sitting around their coffee shops and drinking Americanos? Holy ****, make sure nobody uses the word “Starbucks” while the natives are listening.

Twitter Answers

LeahPetersen  Leah Petersen  @US_Nessie Oh crap. That’s deep.
JenLKirchner  Jen Kirchner  @US_Nessie Huh. You’d have to really convince me that there’s no other place for them to take refuge. Hard to believe.
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I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

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Interview With Karen Booth

Karen Booth is a Midwestern girl transplanted in the South, raised on 80s music, Judy Blume, and the films of John Hughes. Her lifelong preoccupation with Rock ‘n’ Roll led her to spend her twenties working her way from intern to executive in the music industry. Much of her writing revolves around the world of backstage passes and band dynamics.

When she isn’t creating fictional musicians, she’s listening to everything from old-school Cheap Trick to Duran Duran to Superchunk with her kids, honing her Southern cooking skills (she makes some mean collards), or sweet-talking her astoundingly supportive husband into whipping up a batch of cocktails.

1.       As a Midwestern girl transplanted to the south, if someone greets you with “How are you?” do you actually answer them? Or do you just say “Fine, how are you?”

I treat it as a question, so I always answer and always ask the question in return. One thing about living in the south, your manners improve. Even if it’s just a façade, people are almost always exceptionally polite. Not to say that Midwesterners don’t have good manners, but I’d say they’re less generous with pleasantries until they get to know you. Then it’s all over—you’re getting an invitation for the neighborhood potluck, whether you want it or not.

2.       If money was not a concern, how many pairs of shoes would you own?

As much as I like to shop for and look at shoes, I’m not a fan of conspicuous consumption. I actually had to start my shoe collection from scratch four years ago when we lost our house to a fire. Losing everything changes your attitude toward material things. They just don’t mean as much to me anymore. So, to answer your question, if I had to live with the shoes I already own for the rest of my life, I could do it. Granted, I have the most kick-ass pair of Coach lace-up boots ever—black suede, 4” wood wedge heel in dark green. Mmm. They would help to soften the blow.

3.       Your Pinterest page has some gorgeous images! Have you tried any of the gardening ideas you’ve pinned?

I haven’t had a chance to try any of the gardening projects. I’m really into succulents, they’re the perfect mix of architectural and organic, so I would love to try one of the living wall art projects. The DIY cement planters look really cool too. I just need to carve out the time to do it.

4.       What was life like when you were in the music biz?

Almost always awesome. I was nineteen when I got the internship that eventually led to my first music industry job—it was the greatest thing ever. I got to listen to music at work and it was part of my job to stay up late and see bands and drink beer and hang out with cute rock boys. I had the good fortune to live in two significant U.S. music scenes at pivotal times—Minneapolis during the era of Soul Asylum, The Replacements, The Jayhawks, and Husker Du. Then I moved to Chapel Hill right when Superchunk was starting up and the scene went on to spawn an unbelievable array of bands—Archers of Loaf, Polvo, Squirrel Nut Zippers. It was all very exciting, but there were ups and downs. It will break your heart to truly believe in a band and watch them not get the recognition they deserve. That was the case more often than not. Witnessing the disappointment was the hardest part. Still, I love the world where I get to go backstage and be a VIP. I still get to do it every now and then and I love every minute of it.

5.       How did your obsession with Duran Duran begin?

It started in high school, as all adolescent girl obsessions began at that time—courtesy of MTV. I fell for the whole package…the music, the image, John Taylor, the videos. Did I mention John Taylor? Anyway, all of my friends were into them and it was just what we did…live, eat, breathe Duran Duran. None of my friends had John as their favorite member. I think I would have had to stop being friends with anyone who thought she could claim him for herself. I’m better about sharing now. I admit that I fell off the bandwagon for a bit in my late twenties and early thirties, but I am so back on the Duran Duran bandwagon, it’s ridiculous.

6.       What was your path to publication?

I had absolutely no clue what I was doing when I wrote my first novel, Bring Me Back. I just started writing one day, fully expecting to write twenty pages and quit. Instead, I became obsessed and stopped eating and sleeping for the most part. I’m not exaggerating—I often wrote at 3 am and I lost 30 pounds.

Of course, I thought for sure that Bring Me Back would be my first published book, that the very first agent I queried would adore it. How could anyone not love my baby? Well, not so much. I queried 89 agents and 5 publishers. I got loads of flat-out rejections and the others were a mix of helpful feedback and manuscript requests. A few rejections were so awesome that I would read them over and over again. That’s how pathetic you get when you’re querying.

In the meantime, my critique partner, Karen Stivali, had contracted a novella with Ellora’s Cave after going through a similar querying process with her first novel, Meant To Be (out this August—look for it!). Karen and I had long discussed co-authoring a book, so we wrote Long-Distance Lovers, which was eventually contracted and published by Ellora’s Cave. I have since contracted two more novellas with Ellora’s Cave and Bring Me Back was contracted with Turquoise Morning Press, due to come out in January (yay!).

The Two Karens

7.       What was your writing process when you collaborated with Karen Stivali on Long Distance Lovers?

Karen and I talk every day over IM, so we did much of our work that way. We brainstormed the main story in about twenty-five minutes. It was uncanny the way we had very similar characters in mind without even discussing it ahead of time. We knew we wanted to write dual POV, so she took Tim’s character and I took Jenna’s. As petite and feminine as Karen Stivali is, she’s very in-tune with the male brain, much more so than I am. We mapped out the scenes, decided who would take which ones, and we were off to the races. When we were done writing our scenes, we traded for edits and then we would revise.

8.       Do you have a cover and a release date for Love My Way?

I do have a cover for Love My Way, but no release date yet. Hopefully late June or early July. That will be my first solo-authored novella and I’m super excited about it. It stars Katie, a photographer who had her heart stomped on, and Peter, a hunky rock star with a sweet and slightly nerdy side. He makes me melt just thinking about him.

9.       Besides Love My Way, you also have a story coming out in the anthology Foreign Affairs from Turquoise Morning Press. How do you juggle promoting releases so close together?

Excellent question—I have no earthly idea! The anthology will be easier because you have other authors for brainstorming, everyone with their own set of connections. A single-author release means you have to not only steer the ship, you have to keep the ship actually moving forward. I expect it to be trial by fire.

10.   Do you have rules for how steamy you write your sex scenes?

I don’t have rules, I try to let the characters dictate it. I certainly try to push myself into new realms of steaminess if possible, but I usually know when it isn’t right for the scene or the story. I have a novella titled For Keeps coming out with Ellora’s Cave this fall. It’s an older woman/younger man story and at first, Cooper, my male main character, was extremely vocal in the bedroom. Much more of a dirty talker than any other guy I’ve written. I kept going with it, but then he fell so head over heels in love with my female main character, Allie, that I had to dial it back a bit. Not sure if I was forcing it or if I just didn’t know his character well enough. That’s the genius part of revisions—anything can be changed.

11.   What is the most memorable (or disturbing) thing Tiffany Reisz has ever tweeted?

Wow—I could write a whole book on the memorable and disturbing things that Tiffany has tweeted. Yesterday, she tweeted something to do with speculum play. Everything Tiffany says is cute or clever or filthy and I adore her for it.

12.   When you decided to contribute to Felt Tips, did a story come to mind right away?

It did, which almost never happens. That’s what made it so much fun. I wrote my rough draft in two hours on the day before Thanksgiving. I’d seen Tiffany tweet about the anthology and the mention of office supplies brought up memories of a friend who said the smell of a mimeograph machine turned her on. I’d just read an article about Mad Men, which is one of my favorite shows, so that gave me the time period and setting. After that, I thought about the role of women in the workplace in the 50s and 60s. Their sexuality was one of the few powers they had, which says a lot about our society at the time. My main character, Kathy, is young and naïve, but she finds a way to use her sexuality to her best advantage.

13.   Have you ever been surprised when meeting another writer at a conference when you’d only known them on-line before?

I attended the RT Conference in April and I met tons of other writers whom I had previously only known on Twitter. The biggest thing I noticed was how exceptionally warm and friendly everyone was. I have yet to meet any writers in romance or women’s fiction who seem to have much ego wrapped up in it, which is so nice.

14.   What social media do you use? Do you combine your personal and professional or keep them separate?

In terms of writing, I focus on Twitter. I’ve really gotten into Pinterest, but it’s not as social, it’s more a means of making a visual statement about yourself and what you do. I’m very visual, so I embrace the idea, but I know it’s not for everyone. I have two Facebook accounts, one personal and one private, but that gets to be a pain—trying to keep one side of your life separate from the other. I don’t tend to do it very well.

15.   What is your ideal writing environment? Have you ever been able to create it?

My home office is a pretty damn ideal writing environment. I have a big desk, French doors, tall windows that look out over the garden. I really couldn’t ask for anything more. Maybe a seatbelt to keep me in my chair.

16.   How do you find or make time for writing?

I get up at five every morning so that I can have at least one hour of uninterrupted writing time. I also manage a few hours late morning and early afternoon before my kids get home from school. My other “job” is as a handbag designer/maker, so I work from home, and juggling the two things seems to work pretty well, but I have to be disciplined about it.

17.   What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

I have a Mac Book Pro that my hubby gave me for my birthday last year. I don’t need much more than that. I don’t use Scrivener or any of the dictation tools out there. As long as I have MS Word and access to the internet for research, I’m good.

18.   What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

I am a very big fan of pencils—they even play an important role in my Felt Tips story. There’s something extremely satisfying about printing out a manuscript and doing edits with pencil. I like the sound of the pencil on paper. I even like my handwriting better in pencil.

19.   What is the most persistent distraction from writing?

Twitter! It’s way too much fun. Oh, and You Tube. Every music video or live performance you would ever want to see at your fingertips? A clip of John Taylor walking a llama around a parking lot in Brazil while wearing a sombrero? Yes! It’s dangerous.

20.   Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

I had to put some serious thought into this one (and go back and re-watch the original scene). I think Han shot first. Yeah, he’s hunky and cute and deep down a total softie, but when it comes to business, he’s a total badass.

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If I’m Getting Ahead, Why Am I Behinder Than I Was?

Me and Charlene.

Today (read “today” as “since my last long sleep mode”… it is now 2:30 am but I can’t technically consider midnight to be the separator of one day from another) I knocked out not just one but three sets of interview questions! Usually I do interview questions on a Sunday, then send them off and hope to get answers by Thursday. I put quite a bit of thought and energy into these. Although I have a list of standard questions that I reuse, I make sure to research each and every interviewee so that I can make a list of relevant topics for each one.

I’m getting ahead on interviews because I don’t want to worry about them during June when I’m doing the Star Trek: Phase II shoot of Bread and Savagery. I purposely chose several authors who are either pre-pub’d or who only have a couple stories released. I love these people… they can be so fascinating! And they also make for easier interviews, since I don’t have to look at a huge body of work while composing questions.

I like to tie up all loose ends and get as many of the little things out of the way as possible before I work on a big project. The problem is, sometimes I find so many little things that absolutely demand my attention that I never actually start the big project. With the Trek shoot, I have a lot of other people carrying me along. I can’t procrastinate it. I’m either ready, or everything goes on around me and sweeps me along. But with my WIP (The Sojourner’s Guide to the Galaxy) I can procrastinate it as long as my heart desires.

This is bad. I know that I come from a long and proud tradition of people who don’t finish what they started, and I fight against this every day of my life. It’s true that my most productive writing happens when I’m able to get rid of distractions, taking care of all the little stuff in advance. However that’s a luxury I can’t always afford. I can try to make larger chunks of time for writing, but I can’t count on it.

So… for today’s ROW80 update:

All goals are going well! I’m definitely doing “something writing related” every day, even though that isn’t always my WIP. This round is for tying up loose ends before the Trek shoot, and that’s exactly what I’m doing.

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