SyFy Q of the Day: We Have Cookies

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from July 2011:

SyFy question of the day: Is “We have cookies” really a good enough incentive to come over to the dark side?

Trond:                   In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.

(Quote Desktop Yoda)

Dan:                       I tried that a while back…I was told “but your milk tastes…funny.”

Cheryl:                  Depends on what kind, and if they are fresh from the oven. 🙂

Elizabeth:            I’m with Cheryl on this one!

Kathy:                   Do they also have milk to go along with those cookies? If so…I may consider it!

Emily:                    na…

Michael:               We have cookies = NO. We have cookies, really big ships, and lots of them is certainly enough to not tell them to go to hell, today, save time later.

Caroline:              I’m with Cheryl and liz 😉

Lisa:                       But they also have cheezburgers and kittehs!

Heather:              ‎”We have cookies (fresh from the oven) and NathanFillion” That’d make me hop right over!

Bernard:              Typical bait and switch. “Don’t take ‘cookies’ from strangers.” The weak fall for this.

Shelley:                Maybe if they are fresh Tollhouse with walnuts and large glass of milk!

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

Check out this link to see storm troopers stealing wookie cookies!

The previous SyFy Q of the Day is Sexual Gender Stereotypes

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The next SyFy Q of the Day is Deafness.

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Interview With Royal Kochsato

Royal Kochsato, the White Duchess of Drakeshead, grew up in Skytower as the youngest daughter of the ruling family of Kingdom Come. With advanced degrees in psychology and political science, she established herself in the professional community at a young age with the publication of her treatise on the psychological effects of living in an arcology.

Although she still retains the title of Princess Royal, upon her recent marriage she became the White Duchess of Drakeshead.

1)            Congratulations on your baby news! Are you excited to be expecting so early in your marriage?

They say it is good luck to conceive on your wedding night. Of course we are all thrilled! Now that I’m in my second trimester, the morning sickness is much less, and I’m able to enjoy being pregnant.

2)            Only a few of your siblings have decided to go into service. What made you decide to enter the pool of noble candidates? Did it have anything to do with the fact your mother named you “Royal”?

Ha! I have been told my name fits me well. Some of my brothers and sisters abhorred the spotlight of growing up as children of the Kingdom, and some of them loved the attention a bit more than they should. But I have always felt that my life would be spent serving the Kingdom in one capacity or another.

3)            How do you respond to critics who say you only received the offer of the new duchy because your mother, the White Queen, is the one who appoints Dukes and Duchesses?

I understand that, of course, some people will think the appointment of any child of noble birth must be nepotism. But the Kingdom has very specific requirements to qualify for the pool of noble candidates, and every person who has ever received a noble appointment has completed those requirements.  As for who is selected from that pool, there are so many factors that go into making a match, not just for a duchy or a county, but for a marriage, it is impossible to guess why a White Noble selects who they select.

4)            Speaking of selections, how are your own progressing?

Most White Dukes or Duchesses inherit an established duchy, where their predecessors would have made sure all positions were filled before they retired and handed over the responsibility to the new noble family. Since my appointment was in a brand new duchy, there were no established counties at all. I began working on selecting our Counts and Contessas as soon as I accepted my appointment, long before we were married. I’m still working on selecting just the right people to be Counts and Contessas in the Duchy of Drakeshead, including making sure I have a variety of ages within those selections so that we aren’t faced with the problem of them all retiring at the same time.

5)            There has been a great deal of teasing and speculation regarding the fact that not just you, but all of your spouses have names that are related to their position. Charity, the Violet Duchess in charge of charities and social services, Grey is the name of the Grey Duke, Redford is the Red Duke, Lawson is the Black Duke in charge of law, Forrest is the Green Duke in charge of land management and natural resources, Braunwyn is the Brown Duchess, and Scholar is the Blue Duchess, in charge of education. As the daughter of the White Queen, can you tell us what your mother was thinking when she made the selection?

My mother definitely does have a sense of humor. And the eight of us did notice the trend in our names right away. But she would not have made the match for us if she didn’t believe we would not only perform our jobs well, but also be a good team both professionally and personally. And the last few months have proven that she was right on all counts; I love my spouses dearly and am eternally grateful that I will be spending my life and raising a family with such wonderful people.

6)            What advice would you give to any young people out there who might be thinking about applying to the pool of noble candidates?

Make sure you know, honestly, what your reasons are for wanting to enter the pool. Of course, many people qualify for the pool just to say they did it, or to bump up their résumé. There is usually a place on a candidate’s profile that says what their goals are, and sometimes a so-called candidate makes it clear they do not wish to be offered an appointment, they simply wanted to prove themselves worthy.  Many elected officials do that.

For those young people who want to enter the pool and hope for an appointment, their motivation should be a desire to serve the Kingdom in whatever fashion is best for the populace. Applicants who think that an appointment means wealth and fame will be sorely disappointed. It’s not about who most deserves the position; it’s about who would best fit the requirements.

7)            Speaking of fashion, you look gorgeous today! Do you feel it demeans your professional position to be considered a fashion icon?

Thank you. As a Duchess, I am a figurehead, a politician, a role model, and so much more. I embrace all aspects of my position, and I only hope I can live up to the high expectations that have been set for me.

8)            What was it like moving so far from home, to the wild lands of Drakeshead?

I grew up in Skytower, the largest arcology on the planet, and the seat of government for the entire Kingdom. On the equator, our weather is always hot. Drakeshead is in the southern hemisphere, with a seacoast and mountains. It is so beautiful here! Yes, it is a huge adjustment, but I absolutely love it.

9)            How quickly will we see more counties opened in Drakeshead?

Growth is natural. We don’t want to rush things, but we want to make sure we keep up. The Kingdom built the basic infrastructure of the capitol city and main transportation routes. But now that the Duchy is open, we have to do most of those things for ourselves. Now that we have a handful of counties open, we’ll probably see a new county open up about once a year, depending on demand.

10)          How do you decide what lands will become a county, and when that will happen?

Of course, the reason the ruling bodies of the Kingdom, Duchies, and Counties are marriages of eight is so that we can all work closely together. The land that will comprise a county is largely up to Forrest, the Green Duke, but we all have input in the decision.

11)          How will Drakeshead distinguish itself? Is there anything special or unusual about the duchy?

The main attraction for many people at the moment is the aspect of a new frontier with rapid growth. We attract people who would like to carve out their own homestead in a wild, untamed land, and we attract the people who sell the tools to enable people to do just that.

Although this new frontier will last for decades, there will be a time when we are no longer the new, untamed land. I look forward to seeing what our citizens develop as we transition from a wild, new land to an established, civilized duchy.

12)          How do you respond to detractors who say that humans should just leave the planet as it is, and confine themselves to the areas they already inhabit?

When the colony was established three hundred years ago, our ancestors had spent years of due diligence and careful consideration regarding our use of the planet. Some early colonies let themselves go, and spread rampantly over their planets. On Kingdom Come, we only open a new duchy once a decade, alternating between east and west, north and south. Drakeshead is on the western edge of the Kingdom, in the southern hemisphere. Ten years from now, another duchy will open in the northern hemisphere, on the eastern edge of the Kingdom. That is a very responsible rate of growth.

Even when a duchy or county is open, that does not mean we mow down all the landscape and pave it all over. The selection of sites for cities is partially organic, and partially planned. If a group of homesteaders happens to flourish in a particular area, the government will support them with an appropriate infrastructure.

13)          What about the arts? You were a great patron as a Princess of the Kingdom; will that continue now that you live on the frontier?

Art is a necessity, not a luxury. But we’re not about to spend money to attract a theater crowd when we need that money to build hospitals and roads. Of course, personally, I continue to be a patron of the arts, and I trust that Drakeshead will flourish and we will soon have our own unique creations to share with the rest of the world.

14)          Have you seen these?

Oh yes! It’s a fishing lure. There’s a man in Quay who carves those. Aren’t they adorable?

15)          Have you ever been fishing?

Only twice in my life, and both those times were since I’ve been married! Forrest took us; that’s when we found these, in a little shop not far from the water. My husband was more interested in what lures would be most functional, but I was ecstatic to see that, even in a tiny town that has only existed for a few months, we’re already seeing local artisans take up their crafts.

16)          Did you have any inkling as to who your mother would pick as your spouses? Did you know any of them before you were betrothed?

I knew Charity. Although we were never really close, we were friends. Her parents are the County of Finborough in Fallcastle, so we saw each other at various functions.  Several other spouses were also the children of nobility, and I had met them briefly, but we never really knew each other beyond casual acquaintances.

My mother and I are very close. She knows me better than I know myself. But she is a consummate professional, and I had no idea I would be selected until the day my offer came.

17)          How did the offer come?

Although most offers are presented via special courier, my mother spoke to me personally. The official documents, as well as the profiles of all the others in the proposed marriage were all in an ornate box, and I looked through them all with my mother. I was glad to be able to share my happiness with her; she never really gets to see people’s real reactions when they receive an offer.

18)          Did it ever cross your mind that one of the proposed Dukes or Duchesses might turn down the offer?

Although I’m aware that is always a possibility, it rarely happens. I think it’s only happened two or three times in the past ten years. There is always a good reason, though. No matter how careful a White Noble might be about selecting spouses, there is always a possibility that some factor remains unknown, even to the applicants themselves. Of course, it causes a huge mess if someone turns down an offer. It’s never simply a matter of inserting a different person into that slot; it is possible that an entirely different team would be selected, just because one person turned the offer down.

19)          That doesn’t seem fair. I can’t imagine how I would feel if I received an offer, accepted it, and then had it taken away from me just because someone else turned the job down.

It is not fair. Nor should fairness be the prime consideration when creating a noble house. I know many good, deserving people who would make excellent Dukes and Duchesses, people who have filled every requirement for the pool of noble candidates, and yet they have never received an offer. But creating a noble house is about selecting a set of people who would balance each other in many ways. They have to fit personally as well as professionally.

I have one or two stories on this blog that include Royal. My favorite is The World is Not Blue. It is very short, and includes a picture of Royal’s mother, the White Queen.

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SyFy Q of the Day: Sexual Gender Stereotypes

Meeting on the Turret Stairs

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from June 2011:

SyFy question of the day: 500 years from now, will we still have the stereotype that men want lots of sex as soon as possible in the relationship while women want to postpone sex till the relationship reaches a certain level of commitment? How much of this is biological, and how much is cultural?

Oblio             ‎500 years is not very long; I would begin by researching sexual stereotypes in 1511. Wasn’t that about the time of The Wife of Bath?

USNessie      I’ve no idea…

Shane            ‎500 years? Ha! It’s the company you keep. Women TODAY are sexually more agressive than they were even ten years ago (note the popular spelling of the title: Gurrrl). Then there’s the cougar thing. A newly divorced 40-year-old woman is sexually the equivalent of a seventeen-year-old boy; without cultural impositions, commitment before sex is moot with a lot of people, especially those who just got let off of a twenty-year leash.

Lori‎                90 per cent cultural, 10 per cent biological.

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

The previous SyFy Q of the Day is Mythbusters vs. Lawn Gnomes

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The next SyFy Q of the Day is We Have Cookies.

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Interview With Cassandra Carr

Cassandra Carr lives in Western New York with her husband, Inspiration, and her daughter, Too Cute for Words. When not writing, she enjoys watching hockey and hanging out on Twitter. Her debut novel, Talk to Me, was released by Loose Id on March 22, 2011. Two other books are coming soon. Head Games is book one of the Buffalo Intimidators hockey menage series. It will release as an e-book in November 2011 and in print in March 2012 from Siren Bookstrand. Caught, a BDSM holiday-themed novella will be released in December 2011 by Loose Id.

For more information about her, check out her website at http://www.booksbycassandracarr.com, “like” her Facebook fan page at http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCassandraCarr or follow her on Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/Cassandra_Carr.

1) Writers have all kids of reasons for using a pseudonym. What were your reasons, and why did you choose Cassandra Carr?

I have a very odd last name. People ask me at least a couple of times a day, “Is xx your real last name?” and I hate that, so I couldn’t see putting it on a book cover. Also, I married into a Big Fat Italian Catholic family and not all of them are thrilled at my choice of occupation, so having a pen name spares them from discussion about my career with strangers.

I picked Cassandra because I like the name – it was in the top five before we chose our daughter’s name. Carr was easy – I chopped off my mother’s maiden name.

2) What makes men in uniform so damn hot?

I don’t know, really. Maybe it’s a little bit of the alpha-authority thing, at least where police officers/military types are concerned.

3)  What variety of uniformed men did you write about in “Circling”?

A cook, actually! Funny story – Circling is semi-autobiographical. I worked in a restaurant with this guy who was a cook, and I never noticed him then. I went away to school and came back after my first year and there was this hot busser. Everyone laughed at me when I asked who he was. He was trying to pick up extra hours by adding bussing to his kitchen duties, we really did circle around each other for months. In fact, I was dating somebody else. When that guy broke up with me, he said, “Go get the guy you really want.” So I did. It didn’t happen the way I wrote about in the story, though parts of that were taken from a party we really attended.

This is my physical TBR pile, minus two large boxes I shipped back from RWA. The two drawers are full of books too. Oh and then my Nook has around a hundred more….

4) What path led you to be a contributor to Uniform Behavior?

The fabulous Lucy Felthouse of Erotica for All put a call out via Twitter and I started talking to her about it. She was really enthusiastic and welcoming, so I decided to go for it!

5) Do you have in mind a specific number of books in your Buffalo Intimidators series?

Well, there are 23 guys on a hockey roster. <g> The first book is with two guys, the second is with three, and the third is with two, so if I keep going roughly like that there will be roughly ten books in the series.

6) I’ve always wanted to work the phrase “BDSM holiday-themed novella” into casual conversation.  Is Caught related to any of your other works?

Isn’t it fun to say?

No, it’s a one-off story. Loose Id put out a call for holiday-themed stories. I thought to myself, “I’ve always wanted to write a BDSM book. Why not make a holiday-themed BDSM story?” You wouldn’t believe what the Dom, Jack, does with a candy cane. It’s indecent. And awesome.

7) What exactly is a book thong, and why is mine so uncomfortable? Am I doing something wrong?

Um…. *whispers* It’s for a book. That’s why it’s called a book thong. Please wash it before you use it in a book, though. Book thongs are great! My friend Hockey Vampiress makes them, and they’re absolutely gorgeous! Basically they’re a ribbon you place between the pages of the book (hence the name). Hockey Vampiress makes hers by hand-enameling your book cover into a bead at the bottom. Each set uses the colors in your cover, so mine, for instance, were white, blue, and purple. I lurve them!

8) What are Romance Trading cards?

Romance Trading Cards are a brilliant promotional tool that a bunch of writers thought up on Twitter. Now hundreds of authors (including me) have them. You can see mine on my FB fan page at http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCassandracarr – like me while you’re there! I’m looking forward to designing them for the releases of Head Games and Caught.

For anyone reading this interview, if you would like a signed set of Romance Trading Cards from Talk to Me, send me an e-mail at AuthorCassandraCarr AT gmail DOT com. Tell me you saw this offer and want some cards, and give me your snail mail address. I’ll get them right out to you!

9) If Inspiration brings home the bacon, who fries it up in the pan? How does writing time fit into family life?

He brings home already-cooked bacon, and usually microwaves it for me so I can keep writing. Inspiration is awesome – I highly recommend every woman get themselves some Inspiration.

Frankly, writing time doesn’t fit well into family life right now. My daughter is a toddler and I stay home with her, so when she’s up, I write blog posts, do promo, read about craft, etc. Then when she naps or after she goes to bed at night, I write. I’m still able to pump out 3-5 books a year, so I guess that’s not bad… (I write really fast too, thankfully)

The PI partygoers picture gals are Miranda Baker, me, Cristal Ryder, Daisy Harris and Shoshanna Evers. That was taken at the 2011 Passionate Ink party at the RWA National Conference. It was a burlesque theme. 😉

10) What unites members of Passionate Ink?

Our mutual love for writing erotic romance! I think sometimes erotic romance writers aren’t considered “real romance writers” because of the high heat levels in our books. But for a book to be erotic ROMANCE there has to be a solid, believable romance.

11) Are there hard and fast rules about what defines erotica?

I don’t think so. One of the things that separate erotica from erotic romance, however, is that a happy-ever-after or even a happy-for-now isn’t necessary in erotica.

12) You have erotic romance, ménage, BDSM… what next?

Oh geez, I have no idea! I’d like to write some longer books and perhaps publish through a NY publisher, but who knows. I might write some non-erotic romance, too.

13) What is your editing process like? Have there ever been any changes suggested to you that you were reluctant to make?

My editing process would be considered scant by some, in that I write the book, edit it once or maybe twice, and then send it off to my beta readers. When it comes back I look at the suggestions and decide which changes to make. Then I edit the book once or twice more and send it in. I find if I fiddle with it more I start to over-write, and that’s not good.

Changes suggested by my beta readers or my editors? Of course on both counts, but they’re usually right. Not always, and I don’t always take their advice, but I try to at least consider it.

14) What kind of input did you have over the creation of your covers?

Very little. I got the cover for Talk to Me about five days before release, so there was little I could say, even if I’d wanted any changes. But I love love love the cover for Talk to Me, so that was fine.

15) What social media do you use? Do you combine your personal and professional or keep them separate?

Heh. My name is Cassandra, and I’m a Facebook and Twitter addict. I sort of combine my professional and personal accounts, but that’s because I was on Twitter long before I chose my pen name. I do have a Cassandra Carr account where I rarely Tweet about personal stuff, though.

Oops... I have no idea how this picture of John Quinlan accidentally ended up in Cassandra's interview!

16) What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

My laptop. It’s been with me since I started writing Talk to Me and it’s treated me pretty well!

17) What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

Chocolate syrup and a man’s abs.

18) What is the most persistent distraction from writing?

Twitter and my toddler… But neither is going away anytime soon! <g>

19) What is your ideal writing environment? Have you ever been able to create it?

I wouldn’t know my ideal writing environment if it slapped me across the face. I write wherever and whenever I can.

Cassandra's husband built this into his computer. He also explained this question to her.

20) Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

You know, I believe Han did. And I don’t blame him. Greedo was a bounty hunter! Around a guy like that I’d have a shoot first, ask questions later policy too!

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Synaesthesia and A Round of Words in 80 Days

Er… how much time is left in ROW80?

A week? Really?

Oh.

I started out keeping close track, doing quite well at writing at least #1k1hr each day. Actually, the #1k1hr is often the only actual writing I do…

I did complete a 23,000 word novel titled Audacity’s Chance in just 3 days, which makes up for many lost days, but I don’t think I’ll be able to say I “won” this round of #ROW80. But it was a good kick in the pants, and helped me along the way to finding out how to get-R-done.

I’m having a lot of fun with Synaesthesia. What started out as a short story has turned into a nice serial. I’m only getting about 20 hits on each chapter, but that’s not bad, for now. What I’m posting is basically a rough draft, as I haven’t been doing much editing as I go. Chapter 7, which went up this week, really could have used a time-out and a round of editing. Oh well. I wrote chapters 8 & 9 last night, so they will have at least a little editing before they go up. I’m keeping to the schedule of posting a chapter every Monday.

There are three main characters, and I think I’ve named five secondary characters so far.

Many writers like to find images to inspire or represent their characters. Here’s some of the images I’ve used to illustrate Synaesthesia.

John Quinlan as Kennealy

John’s image was the catalyst for the whole story. The painting on the left is by artist Francisco Martins, and this sparked the original story idea.

I first used John’s picture in a short story called Postcard. It was prompted by The Red Dress Club, and just a short, fun little story. Then I noticed that I was getting blog hits from people searching forJohn Quinlan, and eventually I made contact with the man himself.

I have John’s permission and encouragement to use his image for my stories, and we both hope that someday he’ll be on the cover of a romance novel. Maybe even mine!

Miss Riva Gijanto as Ruby

I first met Riva on the set of Star Trek Phase II. Part of what drew us together was that she shares a name with my daughter!

Riva was the perfect selection for Ruby… beautiful, smart, nurturing, and just a little bit nuts. Since she was already a friend, she readily gave her blessing to use her image to represent Ruby.

Besides Synaesthesia, I used Riva’s eyes in another short story The Eyes Have It.

John DeChancie as Atticus

I’ve been a huge fan of John DeChancie since I was a teenager reading his Castle Perilous books. Imagine my squee when he accepted my friend request on facebook!

I didn’t have him in mind when I wrote the original story. I had Kennealy’s image determined, but Atticus was still a nebulous entity. As the story developed, I started forming an image in my mind, then I realized that Mr. DeChancie would be absolutely perfect.

His reply when I asked to use the photo:

“Blog away, AmyBeth.”

Helen Mirren as Helen

No, I’m not personally acquainted with Dame Helen. I wish. But who better to play Atticus’ wife? I didn’t want Helen to be a quiet housewife. In fact, Atticus is ironing his own shirt in the first chapter. She needed to supportive, but strong in her own right.

There are gazzillions of pictures of her all over the internet. But I wanted to make sure I had permission to use the photo.

Wikimedia to the rescue! I found several pictures of her , and picked this one by Caroline Bonarde Ucci.  The full attribution to go with the photo is Caroline Bonarde Ucci [GFDL (www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-3.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Miranda Kenneally as Miranda

When I needed to name my main character on the spur of the moment, I went to my twitter feed and just waited for the next name to come up. That happened to be Young Adult author Miranda Kenneally, which is why the main character is Kennealy and one of the scientists is named Miranda. Blame twitter for the fact that her handle only has 1 L, while the correct spelling has 2!

I found this video on YouTube (Someone shared it on facebook or G+, I don’t remember who.) This fountain really makes me think about Synaesthesia. Imagine that is was a smaller scale, and you were lying on your stomach underneath it, with the patterns of water splashing onto your back. Imagine that you had a sense that allowed you to “see” the patterns, identifying them as flowers and musical notes and numbers, even though you were only feeling the individual line of water droplets. This is what I imagine Synaesthesia must be like.

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SyFy Q of the Day: Mythbusters vs. Lawn Gnomes

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from August 2011:

SyFy question of the day: At high noon, the lawn gnomes attack. You can have one of the MythBusters to help build your defenses. Who do you choose?

G+ answers

Jessica:                 the guy with the glasses!

Tony:                     Adam cause he can blow stuff more efficiently.

John:                     Adam. When something completely crazy and unexpected shows up you need someone who is completely crazy and does unexpected things.

Jamie is more methodical in his approach to things. Adam does things by the seat of his pants.

Jonathan:            Jaime, for his pure cunning and plotting strategy. And Indiana Jones and MacGuyver.

Facebook answers:

Emily:                    Adam, if it doesn’t go well at least we’ll have a good laugh!

Tyler:                     Main Mythbuster: Adam, if whatever we do doesn’t work it may just blow up and destroy the gnomes anyway. From the build team… Tory, just have him ride a bike around the yard and when he crashes he will take all the gnomes with him.

Robert:                 GRANT, the robot army to save us all. Save us Deathblow!

Tyler:                     Jamie or Grant would be the more logical choice however… But I do not know if it would be the funnest choice.

Mark:                    I don’t need any of them as I have the firepower to kill lawn gnomes…but if I had to choose, Kari or Jessi cuz my son prefers the girls….me, I like Grant…we could have a heck of a lot of fun once I showed him some guidance control techniques for missiles.

Kirk:                       Hmm… tough one.. but I am going to have to say Tory.. I need someone that can be easily manipulated into wearing the Electric Impulse Suit and he kinda looks like good Lawn Gnome bait

Mark:                    Did you know that Jessi, the blond girl graduated from WyoTech in Laramie?

US_Nessie:         Really? Cool!

Jeannie:               Mcgyver… Yeah I know he is not a mythbuster but who else do you know that can get out of a sticky situation with just bubble gum?

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

The previous SyFy Q of the Day is Alien Abduction

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The next SyFy Q of the Day is Sexual Gender Stereotypes

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Interview with Roni Loren

Roni wrote her first romance novel at age fifteen when she discovered writing about boys was way easier than actually talking to them. Since then, her flirting skills haven’t improved, but she likes to think her storytelling ability has. After earning a master’s degree in social work from LSU, she worked in a mental hospital, counseled birthmothers as an adoption coordinator, and did management recruiting in her PJs. But she always returned to writing.

Though she’ll forever be a New Orleans girl at heart, she now lives in Dallas with her husband and son. If she’s not working on her latest sexy story, you can find her reading, watching reality television, or indulging in her unhealthy addiction to rockstars concerts.

Her debut novel, CRASH INTO YOU, will be published by Berkley Heat January 3, 2012

She is represented by Sara Megibow of the Nelson Literary Agency and is a member of RWA and the  North Texas Romance Writers.

1.       I would usually begin writing interview questions by looking at everything the author has online, but for you, that’s huge! How did your internet presence begin, and how did it grow so large?

I started like anyone else. I’d written a book and started reading writing blogs. I realized that I was supposed to have one too. So I started Fiction Groupie with the intention of it being a book review blog. That lasted for like half a second before I started blabbing about writing. And shockingly, people started responding and following. I remember being over the moon when I hit 50 followers. Two years later I have 1500 and about 10k hits a month. A lot of people ask me why mine grew so quickly (even before I  had the agent and book deal to “legitimize” giving writing advice) when there are so many people blogging about writing. I’m honestly not sure. All I can say is I tried to approach every post as—this is what I’m learning, maybe it will help you too. And I always tried to make sure there was some takeaway, some nugget that a reader could use.

2.       How structured and planned are the subjects of your blog posts?

Ha! Planning—what’s that? I’m a pantser for blogging as much as I’m a pantser for writing. Whatever is on my mind that particular day is what I blog about. Sometimes I’ll get an idea and jot it down for a future post, but I rarely get a post written before the morning of. Now having said that, I have moved to doing a few “theme” days which is a type of loose planning I guess.

3.       You have offered a veritable smorgasbord of advice to other writers in the blogosphere. What are some of your favorite hints?

Wow, there is so much good advice I’ve found along the way. I guess my biggest one would be to learn all the rules and then don’t freak yourself out over them. Some are meant to be followed, some can be broken. Once you’ve educated yourself reading craft books, going to workshops and learning as much as you can from other writers, then you need to have the confidence to trust your gut on when to follow the rules and when not to.

4.       Besides the blog, what social media sites do you use? Do you have multiple accounts on any?

I’m a social media whore, so I’m on lots of things, lol. Twitter (love), Facebook (kinda hate), Tumblr (adore), Goodreads (fun), and Google + (jury is still out.)

5.       How much writing did you do before being published?

CRASH INTO YOU was my third completed novel (not counting the one I wrote in high school.) So I wrote and queried two other novels before that one (a YA and a contemporary romance.)

6.       What authors did you love when you were growing up? What authors do you love now?

I loved Judy Blume and Madeleine L’Engle. I knew I wanted to be a writer after reading A Wrinkle in Time. Now there are SO many, so I’ll just tell you my favorite in my genre of erotic romance: Maya Banks, Shayla Black, Joey W. Hill, Lorelei James—the list could go on for a while.

7.       How many “first” stories will you leave buried in the back of the proverbial drawer?

Definitely my first novel, the YA. Looking back, it was definitely a practice novel.

8.       What is your critique group like?

I don’t have one anymore. The process of exchanging chapter by chapter was too slow once I was working on a deadline. So my beta reader just gives me overall feedback once I’m done with the book. Then I send it to agent Sara and do a round of edits with her before submitting to my editor.

9.       You’ve had a couple of different jobs, not to mention life experience before writing Crash Into You. Did this experience influence your writing in any way?

Absolutely. In fact, my main character in CRASH INTO YOU is a social worker (which is my former career.) And I think having a background in psychology and social work deeply influences my writing because I’m always looking for the “why”—why is this character this way, why do they do what they do, why do they react certain ways. Though, this also means I tend to write really damaged characters, lol. Luckily, they always find their happy in the end.

10.   Many authors go through a stage where they hate what they’re writing. Have you ever experienced this? If so, how did you get through it?

I think if you don’t go through this on a regular basis, you probably suck as a writer. Insecurity and feeling like a hack are part of the job description. Those who don’t go through this are like those people on American Idol who sing horrible but can’t understand why others don’t understand their brilliance.

11.   How did you get your agent?

A fellow writer, Natalie Bahm, who I met through blogging saw an excerpt on my blog and that I had won some contests. She offered to give me a referral to Sara Megibow (her agent). I queried and sent my first three chapters and two weeks later, I was agented.

12.   What happened in the time between signing with your agent and getting a publishing deal?

I did two major revisions with Sara, like cutting and replacing about 30k words *eek* in about a month period. Then we went on submission. Sara told me to settle in for a wait and to expect the rejections to come in first, but Berkley called two weeks after being on submission with an offer. They were my top choice so I was beyond thrilled.

13.   To publicize your novel, what does the publisher do? What does your agent do? What do you do?

My publisher does the more broad scale stuff—getting me into the right stores, giving me a great cover, shopping the book, getting ARCs in the hands of some of the bigger reviewers/publications.  My agent helps me edit, gives me moral support, negotiates contracts (a biggie!), pimps me out, helps spread buzz, and looks for promotional opportunities I may have missed. Nelson Literary also has a marketing person so I work with her to come up with a promotion plan leading up to my book’s release. I will eventually have a publicist assigned to me for Berkley as well. I do everything else—social networking, blogging, presenting at workshops, building connections with the local writing community, etc.

14.   What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

I don’t use anything fancy—though I have Apple envy so hope to have a Macbook one day. But right now me and my little Netbook are BFFs.

15.   What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

My husband, who doesn’t blink an eye when I ask things like, “If you had me up against a wall and my hands were here, would you be able to…” His answer is always—well, let’s try that out to see if it works. *rolls eyes* Such a self-sacrificing man, donating himself for research so willingly.

16.   What is your most persistent distraction from writing?

Blogging and tweeting. Then there’s that whole being a mom and wife thing—can you believe my husband and son expect me to feed them and stuff? ; )

17.   Do you have rules for how steamy you write your sex scenes?

That’s why I ended up in erotic romance. I felt restricted by the rules—how far can I go? Is this too much? Blah Blah Blah. Now I can write whatever the scene calls for. Sometimes that may be a sweet, romantic love scene. Other times that may mean floggers and candlewax and all the four letter words. : )

18.   How did your parents and in-laws handle the news of your writing success?

My family has been enormously supportive. My parents cried (in a good way) when they saw my cover—yes, that sexy, wet cover, lol. They would literally champion me in whichever career path I chose. My in-laws are a little more wary, but supportive nonetheless. I just need to make sure none of them actually read the book, lol.

19.   What’s the most interesting thing someone might find if they google you?

Uh, that I went to a nice, conservative Catholic school? I dunno.

20.   When the day comes that you are up on stage accepting some prestigious award, who are you most likely to forget to thank?

My first critique group for whipping my butt into shape.

Interview with Roni Loren

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SyFy Q of the Day: Abduction Message

Art by JD Savage

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from May 2011:

SyFy question of the day: If you knew for certain that you and hundreds of your friends were going to be abducted by aliens on Saturday, what kind of message would you leave behind for all the people who didn’t believe you?

Marc                      It would start like this dear Kirstie, don’t know when i b back but i have been chosen to save the human race and will be leaving on saturday at some point i love u with all my heart never stop believing that i will return cause they will or possably bring me back at some point when they have finished their research all my love ur beloved husband marc something along those lines

AB                          That’s funny… I thought Kirstie would be the first one to believe you’d be abducted? Heck, she might have been the one who arranged the whole thing lol!

Marc                      lol i like that possibly be true

Kirstie                   and id make sure he was anally probed more than once just for the heck of it lmao xxx

Al                            Dear Friends and Family, I’ve been abducted by aliens. They haven’t told me yet whether I’m breakfast, lunch, or dinner…

Nessie                  Hmmm… I think I’d leave the house a mess and say “I told you there was a reason I wasn’t doing any more housework!”

Gwendolyn        Wait a minute, if all my friends were coming along too – who would I leave a message behind for?

Geri                       Be Right Back

Dan                        So long, and thanks for all the fish. (everyone who matters would understand)

Pony                      It’s a Cookbook!!!!!!!!

Nessie                  How to serve humans?

Pony                      ‎”To Serve Man”

Nessie                  That’s it!

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

The previous SyFy Q of the Day is Rollerderby

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The next SyFy Q of the Day is Mythbusters Vs. Lawn-gnomes

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Labor Day Weekend 3 Day Novel

It’s almost noon on Saturday, much later than I intended to start, but I was able to do my daughters’ hair with matching ribbons before sending them off to the fair with the babysitter, and we had a big breakfast as a family.

I think the 2 biggest preparations I did for this weekend were to work through the aspects of the planet and setting I’m using, and to figure out a location where I could work undisturbed.

I’d live to give a big sarcastic Thank You to my local Barnes & Noble, for not answering any of my messages. The young lady who answered the phone was very helpful, polite, and straightforward about the fact that my idea of “camping out” there to do this novel might not be welcomed by the management. She forwarded me to the person who handles events, but that person never answered.

It’s probably for the best. I ended up holing up in a lounge at the Williston branch of Vermont Technical College, down the hall from my hubby’s office. I have internet access, a bathroom, a small kitchen, desks and couches, and most importantly– the building is going to be deserted all weekend! I think this bodes well for getting a lot done.

So why am I wasting my time writing a blog post? For a warm-up, actually. Yes, I do have the distracting internet windows open. Twitter, facebook, g-mail and Google Plus. On facebook, I have a lot of notes people have been offering about the planet, as well as the pictures of model Ophelia Overdose I’m using as inspiration for the FMC (Female Main Character) I’ve asked her for permission to share a particular photo with you while I write, but she’s doing a show in Montreal this weekend and is probably too busy to answer right now.

A little bit about the story:

It is Science Fiction Romance, set on a planet called Vardalos which is slightly smaller than Earth. Vardalos was pulled out of its regular orbit by a the close passing of a rogue planet called Digiss Tso, but ironically that made it more suitable for humans.

Humans have a starbase there, as well as several other outposts related to the starbase, and the cities that go with them. So, not a huge civilization. Also, there is a race of aliens called the Icnoyotl (The local yotls? lol! I just thought of that!) who used to use the planet as a base, but when they saw Digiss Tso approaching, they made plans to partially abandon it. They made contracts and treaties with the humans to be able to maintain a few research facilities there, even though the Icnoyotl would have to stay inside very carefully controlled environments.

Vardalos is still rather unstable, with unpredictable weather and earthquakes.

I have no idea where the plot is going to go.

FMC:

Audacity Reneigh Liakos has led a rather sheltered life as the daughter of one of the most prominent and successful businessmen on Vardalos. Since losing her mother and sister in the aftermath of a tidal wave, she has served as the main hostess of all the social events her father hosts as part of his position in society.

Audacity loves to dance, and her favorite hobby is adapting the traditional dances of Earth to the lower gravity of Vardalos. She dreams that, if she lived on one of the more civilized planets, she could be a famous dancer.

MMC:

John Quinlan as Chance MacNamara

Chance Scott MacNamara  is middle management in one of the mining companies on Vardalos. He might wear a tie to work, or he might have to get covered in dirt. Most of the mining happens in the asteroids, but Vardalos is the clearing house and refining center for all the ore before it gets shipped out.

Chance loves sports, and he gets a kick out of how he can jump higher and throw further than the pro athletes he watches from the civilized worlds. But his family responsibilities keep him tied to Vardalos, and although he’s a great athlete, he doesn’t have a chance at ever being a pro.

That’s about all I have worked out so far. I didn’t want to over-think the story too much… I write better when I pants it, and with a #3DayNovel, pantsing is the only option!

Time to refill my drink, take a bathroom break, and start the first chapter “Sneezes”.

Oh, and I think the story will be called “Audacity’s Chance”

One thing the contest requires is that I have people provide a character witness saying they know I really did write the thing in just 3 days, that I didn’t cheat and start writing in advance! I do have people here who can do that for me, but it would be GREAT to read some comments from people saying “I just saw your twitter update of ____words… way to go!” or “Write faster!”

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Interview with Marie Sexton

Marie Sexton was always good at the technical aspects of writing but never had any ideas for stories. After graduating from Colorado State University, she worked for eleven years at an OB/GYN clinic. She quit the clinic at about the same time she started reading M/M romances. At some point in the ensuing months the static in her head cleared and her first story, Promises, was born.

Marie lives in Colorado. She’s a fan of just about anything that involves muscular young men piling on top of each other. In particular, she loves the Denver Broncos and enjoys going to the games with her husband. Matt and Jared often tag along. Marie has one daughter, one cat, and one dog, all of whom seem bent on destroying what remains of her sanity. She loves them anyway.

1)      Was it just a coincidence that you started writing M/M erotica about the same time you stopped working at an OBGYN clinic?

My hubby wrote that bio for me back when Promises was first accepted by Dreamspinner Press. The truth is, I’d been reading m/m for a few months when I quit my job. But it was no coincidence that quitting my job led to writing. It seemed like eleven years of working full-time had filled my head with static. I worried about the doctors and their schedules and the surgery block and finding an assist and keeping their vacation time straight and…. a billion other things. Once I quit the clinic, the static started to clear, and about 6 months later, I woke up with men living in my head.

2)      Have you ever received direct criticism as a straight female writing about gay protagonists?

Yes, but only a few times. The support I’ve received has been far greater than the criticism.

3)      What inspired you to write M/M erotica instead of heterosexual stories?

The idea of writing a het romance never even crossed my mind, because I didn’t read romance. I could probably count the number of het romances I’ve read in my life on one hand. Before I started reading m/m romance, I read fantasy almost exclusively. But when I stumbled across the Trifecta, it was like a light bulb went on inside my head. Suddenly, I was excited and inspired, and a few months later, I started writing.

4)      What is the Trifecta?

When I first discovered m/m, I talked to a few other women who had come from the world of fantasy and ended up reading gay romance, and without fail, they had all discovered m/m after reading one or two of the following series:

Nightrunner, by Lynn Flewelling
Doctrine of Labyrinths, by Sarah Monette
Wraeththu, by Storm Constantine

So I started jokingly calling it the Trifecta of Fantasy to Gay Romance.

5)      What was your path to publication? Did you use an agent?

I don’t have an agent. When I finished Promises, I checked the backs of every m/m romance I owned. I looked up all of the publishers online. I picked one – not the one I thought was the best, but the one I thought I had the best chance of being accepted by – and I sent them my novel. That publisher rejected it, so I sent it to Dreamspinner (who I figured I had no chance with), and they accepted it (for which I will be eternally grateful).

6)      With multiple publishers, how do you decide who to approach when you have something new?

I’m not sure, to tell you the truth. I’m very impulsive about where I send things.

My first venture beyond Dreamspinner was with One More Soldier. I wanted a different publisher for that story because I wanted to emphasize the fact that it was different from my other work, and that it wasn’t connected to my Coda series. I don’t remember exactly why I picked Silver, but I’m glad I did. Then I had Between Sinners and Saints. I’ll be honest: that book was problematic. The first place I sent it rejected it. The second wanted it, but wanted me to make some major changes that I was absolutely unwilling to make (specifically, they wanted me to add more sex to the first half of the story, and I felt it was absolutely the wrong thing to do). I sent a query to a New York editor, who requested the full manuscript. And then… I had to wait. And wait. And wait. In the meantime, I wrote another novel, Song of Oestend. I’d talked a bit to an editor at Total E-Bound, and wanted to work with her, so I sent Oestend to her. Then, only a few days later, I received the final rejection for Between Sinners and Saints. That very same day, I received an invitation to submit to Amber. It seemed like more than a coincidence. It felt very… serendipitous. So I sent it to them, and they accepted it immediately.

My latest book, Blind Space, I sent to Silver. I don’t have a good reason. It just seemed like the right place for it to go.

7)      Does the fiction on your blog complement your published novels? Did the publishers encourage this idea, or did you have to make sure they had no objections?

The two short stories on my blog are both related to Coda. One is a short story about Matt and Jared from Promises. It falls after both Promises and A to Z, around the same time as The Letter Z. The other is a Scooby Doo spoof featuring the Coda characters. It’s utter silliness. It’s not intended to be taken seriously. At. All.

8)      Have you ever been asked to make a change to your manuscript that you really didn’t agree with?

Twice. Once was the incident with Between Sinners and Saints, which I mentioned above. No contract had been signed yet, and I pulled the manuscript from that house rather than make the changes the editor was asking for. The second time was with a novel which had already been signed. It had gone through all of the edits with my own editor, but then on the final read-through, the senior editor asked for major changes. I threw a little bit of a diva fit (my first ever, I like to think). In the end, it worked out because my editor is awesome (although I’m still extremely annoyed at the idea of what I was asked to do).

9)      With Total E-Bound, publisher of Song of Oestend, new releases are only available from their site for a certain amount of time before they are available anywhere else. Is this common in publishing these days?

A lot of epublishers do this, yes. In most (but not all) cases, the author also makes a tiny bit more on copies sold via the publisher site than they do on the sales from third party vendors (i.e. Amazon and ARe).

For the time being, you can buy Song of Oestend here: http://bit.ly/prxFl1

10)   How much input do you have regarding your book covers?

It depends very greatly on the publisher. It also depends on how big of a diva fit you’re willing to throw. (I’ve never thrown a diva fit over a cover, but it’s certainly been known to happen.)

11)   Where did the idea of “Coffee and Porn in the Morning” originate?

It came out of a chat with Heidi Cullinan. I don’t even remember exactly how. We were discussing what we could do together – we wanted some kind of blog or website or something – some way for us to connect to readers, but in a way that allowed us to work together. And somehow we mentioned the things we seemed to not be able to live without: coffee, wine, porn, sex. And Heidi said, “That’s it!”

12)   How did you and Heidi meet?

Early in 2010, Heidi sent an email to the Dreamspinner author list asking if anybody wanted to help her work a booth at Pride in Des Moines. I said, “Sure!” The first time I met her was when I showed up on her front porch in June. I remember being very careful at fist about what I said around her, but then at some point on the second day, she said, “If we can’t talk shit together, I’m going to be really disappointed.” And a friendship was born.

13)   Where do you find all the man-candy? And how does one tell just how NSFW a particular link might be?

We find the ManCandy all over cyberspace. I can’t speak for Heidi, but for myself, the number of exclamation points after the “NSFW” is indicative of how naughty the picture is. A bare butt will probably not have any exclamation points. A penis might have one. Mild sexual content, two. Full-on penis-to-anus action, or a blow job, or a menage? Three or four or five, depending on just how !!!!!! it makes me feel. 😉

14)   Besides your website and blog, what other social media do you use?

I think I’m just about everywhere. I’m on Facebook (twice), Twitter, Goodreads (twice), Tumblr, and Google+ (although admittedly, I haven’t been very good about updated that last one). I also have the two sites with Heidi: Coffee and Porn in the Morning, and HaMEMA.

My website/blog: www.MarieSexton.net
Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/MarieSexton.author
Twitter:  http://twitter.com/MarieSexton
Tumblr:  http://mariesexton.tumblr.com/ (Tumblr is NSFW!!)
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3292500.Marie_Sexton
The Heidi and Marie Show (Goodreads group):  http://www.goodreads.com/group/show/48765.The_Heidi_and_Marie_Show
HaMEMA (Heidi and Marie’s Excellent Manlove Adventure):  http://hamema.wordpress.com
And be sure to join me for Coffee and Porn in the Morning:  http://cupoporn.wordpress.com

15)   What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

My laptop, I guess. Does that count?

16)   What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

My brain. 🙂

17)   What is the most persistent distraction from writing?

My child. “Persistent” doesn’t even begin to cover it.

18)   Many writers go through a stage when they hate what they’re writing.  Do you ever feel this way?

Absolutely. There’s always a point when a work is about 90% finished when I decide it’s crap. Also, a couple of weeks after each release, I decide I should give up writing forever. Just seems to be part of the gig.

19)   When the day comes that you are on stage, accepting some prestigious award, who are you most likely to forget to thank?

My many long-suffering beta-readers.

20)   Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

Well, in the version I developed in my head when I was about 11, Han had a spitfire of a younger sister. SHE fired first.

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