SyFy Q of the Day: Euphemisms

John Quinlan (booty shot lol!)

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from April 2011:

SyFy question of the night: What other euphemisms might evolve for the term “booty call” in a future society?

Mike                     Jacked: Net runner term

AB                          Other sci-fi writers I’ve talked to DO like it when we use each other’s terminology! “Frak” is the most hard-core curse I use in my stories. Another friend uses the word “Linguish” for humanity’s mainstream language.

Mike                     I Grok

Nessie                  OK, I Grok that you Grok, but let’s not let people think that “Grok” is a euphemism for booty call!!!

Angela                  Didn’t you get the memo? Booty calls are obsolete. Some time in the last decade, they were replaced with booty texts.

Angela                  Josh says you should base your euphemism on the most valuable resource of your chosen planet. (booty=treasure) From my own warped little mind, I would recommend “drive by,” “happy hour,” “friendly visit,” or in a future society perhaps “date.” 😀

Ian                          ‎”Pleasure Ping”… Working on computers too much I think…

Nessie                  rotflol @ all of you! I’ll make notes.

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

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Blame it on the Bossa Nova

I wish I was still young enough to know everything.

I have a specific memory of being in, oh, probably 2nd or 3rd grade and being handed two worksheets. We were instructed to do the small, easy one first, and get it out of the way. Then we could work on the other for the rest of the time.

But I knew better. I reasoned (Well, it seemed reasonable at the time) that I should work on the harder one first. I obviously knew better than those teachers did.

I didn’t exactly get in trouble, but the teacher did come by and made me switch worksheets as instructed.

Unfortunately, I also have a bad habit of overcompensating.

“Do the little stuff first… get it out of the way…” is now my favorite form of procrastination. Today, as often happens on Saturdays, hubby has taken the kids away for the day. I have peace at home, and the idea is to do that writing thing I keep talking about. But even though I’ve turned off the TV (I like to write while half-watching documentaries on alien life, but there aren’t any on right now.) there are still dozens of little things I find I must do.

I must brew some more tea.

I must change the laundry over.

I must make sure the dog’s baby-pool has fresh water.

I must do dishes… OK, that one’s easy to ignore. I hate doing dishes.

These are all things that need to get done. I probably will take five minutes and change the laundry. I won’t sort or put it away, but I will move it from washer to dryer etc. I will brew some tea, because the alternative is going to the store and buying it ready made. I suppose I could drink water… then again, I’ve been thinking about using Sangria as a writing aide (Which, since I don’t really care for alcohol, isn’t as bad as it sounds. It’s very hard for me to get drunk simply because I just don’t care for the stuff.) 

Am I getting distracted again?

Blame it on the Bossa Nova.

Oh! I wonder if Pandora has a station I could program with the Bossa Nova?

I digress. Apparently, I digress a lot. I should be writing interview questions for Leah Petersen

No, I can do those even if the kids are around.

It is writing, getting into my WIP that takes concentration and sanctuary from distractions and interruptions.

My main WIP is still About Damn Time, AKA Mia & Aimei’s story. Coincidentally, it was Leah Petersen who did that wonderful 10 page crit for me on those first ten pages. I started rearranging it to get rid of the extreme info-dump, but then it got set aside. (Notice the passive voice there? Not I set it aside, but it got set aside. Golly gee, it wasn’t my fault…)

I also have a couple of semi-shorts (probably 7k) that I’d like to finish, and another novel that is faith-based with les/bi characters. I don’t mind setting aside the shorts; they’ve turned out to be more trouble than I anticipated and they might go in the back of the drawer. I want to finish one of the novels. It should be ADT since that’s the one I hope to market, and I want to spend NaNoWriMo this November writing the story that naturally follows.

A compromise, then. I’ll change the laundry one more time, find a Bossa Nova video on Youtube to illustrate this post, then I’ll go and figure out all the info-dump, screwed up POV mess that I left About Damn Time in well over a month ago, so I can finally send the re-done ten pages to the great Roni Loren, from whom I won a critique when I won Leah’s #5MinuteFiction on its first anniversary. Roni has been more than patient; she offered to wait till I took Leah’s critique and re-wrote my ten pages.  But then I got scared, and busy, and… you get the idea.

I fell off the wagon for A Round of Words in 80 Days, but the nice thing about this goal is that I can climb back on and move forwards from here. “One K a Day”

It’s About Damn Time I got back to About Damn Time.

But first I must make myself an aluminum foil hat…

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Interview With Jenny Urban

Jenny Urban-Garner?

Jenny Urban lives not too terribly far from Las Vegas, Nevada, but not terribly close, either. An unabashed fan girl, she shares her home with two cats named after fictional wizards and a larger than life size poster of a certain television actor. No, she won’t tell you who. When she isn’t working hard at her day job, she enjoys watching said actor on his show, writing, reading, playing the piano and singing in a local community choir. She and Elizabeth Silver are constantly bouncing new story ideas off each other and plan to keep writing together for as long as they can.

1.  Did you choose Liz Silver as a writing partner just because UrbanSilver sounds so cool?

This question made us both laugh a lot. No, the writing came long before the pseudonyms did. I don’t think it was a deliberate choice of partner, either, so much as an organic progression. We met through an online journal-style RPG, but it wasn’t until she invited me to join another similar game that we really clicked into a writing partnership. It was just for fun, and it was a lot of fun, and I think we made each other better writers in the process. At some point we began writing actual stories as opposed to role-play scenes, and we’ve been writing stories ever since.

2.  Liz says you share a brain. Which of you is the left brain, and which is the right? Or is it divided a different way?

We don’t actually talk about right and left, it’s a lot more peaceful that way. *g*  Seriously, though, it’s not a division – I think of it more along the lines of a Vulcan mindmeld.  She says shared custody. I can’t even tell you how many times we’ve finished each other’s thought or said a variation of the same thing at the same time. Although there is one key difference, which may make her the left brain – she is Plot Girl.

3.  How does your collaboration process work?

Well, we toss ideas back and forth a lot, and have done for years. Most of them stay just that – ideas – but a few stick enough that she develops a basic plot framework. Sometimes it’s a really bare framework, and sometimes it’s a little more fully realized before we start writing. As we talk about the idea, we sort of claim a character and point of view. Which sounds more deliberate than it ever is – we’ve talked for so long and bounced ideas for so long that a lot of things fall into place long before we make concrete plans, and sometimes before we even consciously realize it. Once we have the framework and roles settled, we open up Google Docs and start writing. Although we take turns writing the scenes, it’s never “okay, I wrote this many paragraphs, it’s your turn” and it’s rarely written solo. Since we each take on a main character, we write the bulk of any scene written in our character’s point of view, but I can’t, to use an RPG term, god-mod her character. For example, in the story we’ve been working on, the scene we’ve been writing is a sex scene in which my character shoved her character up against the wall and bit bruises all down his back. I can describe my character’s actions and feelings, but I can’t express how her character feels about being marked up and then eaten out. *g* So she has to step in with reactions or dialogue as appropriate, being sure not to slip into her own POV – it has to be all vocalized or physical reactions my character would see. And vice-versa. When we settle in together and get on a roll, it’s nothing less than magical.

4.  How much writing did you do before joining Liz?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. I had always been more of a reader, and was nervous as all hell when I first started writing in that initial RPG. Looking back, it was probably the best route I could have gone, because it was no pressure and it exposed me to various writing styles without the stigma of any “right way” or “wrong way”. I was able to explore any number of different dynamics in character relationships and always had other people I was bouncing ideas off of, whether behind the scenes or on-scene. I had written a little before over the years, but never anything I was willing to show anyone. *g* Writing with that group of people is when I feel like I really started actively writing.

5.  Most writers have those first books hidden away in the back of a drawer. How many do you have, and what kind of works are they? Will they ever see the light of day?

Oh, lord. There is one excessively melodramatic romance that I wrote when I was maybe twelve or thirteen. It’s the closest thing I have to a first book, and it wasn’t ever completely finished. It’s going to stay in whatever notebook it’s buried in until the end of time.

6.  What was your path to publication?

Hmm. Well, Liz and I had written several stories together before I convinced her to let me send one to a friend of mine, who is actually now our editor at Loose Id. I asked Raven to read through it as a friend and she gave us some great feedback – that ms needed (and still needs) a lot of work to be ready for submission, but she told us it was definitely good enough that we should pursue writing. We took what she said and used it to make “Winner” a much stronger story from the very beginning, but it still took some time and persuasion to get Liz to agree to formally submit “Winner” to LI. I think those weeks between submitting and being accepted were the longest weeks of our lives! I’m still hoping we can fix that first ms enough to make it ready for submission, though – it holds a very special place in my heart.

I have one solo publication that had a slightly different path. Dreamspinner Press had a call for ménage a trois stories for an anthology they were publishing. I had a few very short vignettes written about the same three boys, and I did some extensive editing and worked them into one longer story, which I submitted for consideration. The editor of that anthology emailed to say that while my story didn’t quite fit what they were looking for in that particular call, it was very good and she strongly encouraged me to resubmit it as a single title. I was incredibly flattered by that, and took the opportunity to expand and further edit what I had before taking her suggestion and submitting it for consideration as a single title.

7.  What kind of marketing do you do as an author?

As little as humanly possible, which is horrible and which makes Liz want to strangle me on probably a daily basis. I am pretty much incapable of selling myself in any way. Or, to be honest, interacting with people in general. One of the primary reasons I put in for a transfer to the position I have now in my day job was because it meant working in a situation where I can conceivably go a full day without actually talking to anyone. I’ve had people tell me that I do have social skills, but I don’t believe them. Small talk is my idea of hell, and I’m easily overwhelmed by large groups of people.

8.  What social media do you use?

“Use” is such a subjective word…

I have a Twitter account as Jenny that I usually forget to log in to. Liz and I have a website that I think I’ve blogged on twice. Like I said – I’m pretty sure she wants to strangle me on a daily basis. Possibly hourly. I’m known as the quiet one for a reason.

I have Facebook that I rarely ever even look at and a blog under my real name that literally one person checks once in awhile. And I have another Twitter account and a LiveJournal. Those I keep separate both from my real life and from the writing side. I’m starting to sound like I have multiple personalities, aren’t I?

9.  I’ve heard people mention LiveJournal.com, but I’ve never used it. Who is this site for?

It’s a blogging site, so it’s really for everyone. One thing I really really appreciate about LiveJournal as opposed to Blogspot, for example, is the ability to respond to comments. I don’t remember exactly how I stumbled across the site, but it’s where we played our RPGs, because we could create full scenes in real time by responding to each other in comment threads. You can also join various communities using your personal journal. I’ve seen communities for people with extra long hair, for example – there are posts on hair care and styling – or cooking or sewing or writing or bondage. Any topic you can think of probably has a community on LJ devoted to it in some way. LiveJournal has actually been in the news recently because it has, in recent years, become a prime tool of political protestors in Russia, and was just this last week the target of a massive, sustained DDoS attack orchestrated by opposing factions in the government.

10.  What do you do that’s audio-related?

I record audiobooks from home! Liz never fails to be amused that I am the quiet half of our partnership and yet I’m the one starting to pursue a career with my voice. I have three available on Audible.com right now, and one that’s in edits, and one I’m about halfway through recording. Those I send in to the audio editors as raw files when I finish recording, but I want to learn how to do the audio mastering and tweaking myself so I can expand my options. There’s a website that connects narrators with authors who have audio rights and want to exercise them, but the narrator has to either produce retail-ready files themselves or pay editors to fix the raw files for them and I’m not currently in a position to do either.

I also record stories my friends have written that are not published. That’s how I started with audio, and those are still my favorites to do. I’ve participated in several charity fundraisers with those friends, offering to record stories for them, and have personally raised thousands of dollars for various causes in the process. I’m very proud of that.

11.  How would Liz finish this sentence about you: “It’s always the quiet ones. Did you know that Jenny ____?”

… wanted me to finish this sentence?

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. *g*  I asked her if it would be cheating to have her answer that, and she told me that she told you I would do that – shared brain in action.

Serious answer, she would probably say “Did you know that Jenny was a finalist in the Neil Gaiman American Gods audio contest?” I think she’s more proud of me even than I am for that. It was quite an experience.

12.  What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

Google Docs! I don’t have any of the toys I’d like to have. Someday I will have an iPad, I swear.

13.  What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

I don’t know that I have one! I am a sucker for office supplies of all kinds, but I don’t actually use that many of them. I find that I write more smoothly when I’m typing – I can think more clearly and cohesively. I have also found that my hands actually cramp if I try to write long hand, even for short periods of time. But if I had to pick a favorite something, I love rollerball ink pens.

14.  What is the most persistent distraction from writing?

The Internet, definitely. One downside to writing the way Liz and I do is that we have to do it online so we can do it together, so the web is always there, waiting. With cats. And porn. Not at the same site, though, or if it is I don’t want to know about it. But I could spend hours trolling through Icanhascheezburger.com and not get bored.

15.  What is your ideal writing environment? Have you ever been able to create it?

I don’t know what my ideal environment would be, which would also mean that I haven’t been able to create it yet. I do know that situations others describe as their ideal would never work for me, so I suppose that’s a step in the right direction.

16.  Many writers go through a stage when they hate what they’re writing.  Do you ever feel this way?

Like you wouldn’t believe. Fortunately, there isn’t anything I’ve written that I still hate, but it can take months for me to be able to go back and read it and say “hey, that actually isn’t half bad.”

17.  Do you have rules for how steamy you write your sex scenes?

No rules, and no holds barred. A pretty firm guideline for me as a reader or as the author is that it needs to fit the character – a sheltered virgin or confused teenager isn’t going to whip out handcuffs or a violet wand as soon as they get naked for the first time, but neither is an experienced couple making up for lost time going to fade to black at the bedroom door. As much as Liz is Plot Girl, I am Porn Girl. So if I can phrase something in a more explicit way I will – I don’t write erotic romance for nothing! At the same time, however, I tend to frown on gratuitous sex. Which might surprise the people who read “Winner” and said OMG TOO MUCH SEX! There was a hell of a lot of sex in that book, but it actually always furthered the plot and showed facets of the characters we couldn’t have seen in any other way. Sex strips us bare in unique ways – it’s such an intimate situation regardless of the circumstances.

18.  How difficult was it for you to pick out some pictures for this interview?

I still haven’t, as I answer the questions! I have very few pictures of myself anywhere online, and not that many more off-line. I hate having my picture taken. Plus, I keep Jenny and my other online persona very separate from my “real” life.

19.  When the day comes that you are on stage, accepting some prestigious award, who are you most likely to forget to thank?

Probably Liz, because she’d be standing right next to me. Honestly, though, I would probably be speechless!

20.  Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

Han, of course! Even if I thought it was Greedo (which, no. I know better) I have at least two friends who would skin me alive for saying so *g*!

The novellas Winner Takes All and Where the Heart Is by Jenny Urban and Liz Silver are available in e-format from Loose Id.

Winner Takes All

Where the Heart Is

With Benefits

And Jenny’s narrated audiobooks

Good Medicine

Siberian Husky

Her Two Dads

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SyFy Q of the Day: Maroons

It seems I forgot something yesterday. Fortunately, this ping-back from Smithsonian Magazine jogged my memory!

, via Wikimedia Commons”]Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from March 2011:

SyFy question of the night: what would call the people who survive a starliner crashing into a planet by taking an escape pod? Refugees? Survivors? I need more synonymonyms!

Mark                     Escapees. Survivors.

Pony                      If they’re still adrift, castaways.

AB                          Good one… when I started overusing “escapees” it sounded like they were criminals. But castaways would work in this case, even after they reach the planet safely… Even though it is a civilized planet, they are all temporarily stranded, and many make the choice to stay even though they still feel a bit adrift and out of place.

Mark                     Better than mine I do like castaways as well

Zoe                        Drifters?

Al                            Is one of them named Gilligan? 😉

Shane                   Screwed.

Celestial Polynesians?

Gwendolyn        maroons ;P

AB                          I will name the celestial polynesian “Gilligan” in honor of Shane and Al, but so far “Maroons” takes the cake!

Jess                        selamat (this is Maylay translation of English word “survivor.”)

AB                          ‎”selamat” sounds like the place where Gilligan, the celestial Polynesian would go to get his maroons cleaned…

Tyrannosaurus Rex         Alien snack food.

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

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Oh My Papa

Here’s this week’s memoir prompt from The Red Dress Club:

Everyone remembers that first inspiration or mentor in their lives that made them want to be or do something in their lives, whether you actually followed through with it or not. Tell us about that inspiration/mentor. How did they affect or change your life!

I’m always up in the air about whether to put these memoirs Under Loch & Key (fiction) or in The Inverness Press (bloggedy blog). It’s not fiction, but it sometimes reads like a story. Ah, well, I suppose it’s not terribly important where it goes!

“Is this you? The one we called Gargamel?”

At least, that’s kind of how the facebook message went. His name was just unusual enough that I could be pretty sure the man I’d found would be the music teacher I spent at least one hour a day, five days a week with for eight years of my childhood. Actually, it was seven, but I seem to have blacked out the year he spent in another state. He mentioned this absence recently, and I admitted I didn’t remember anything about him being gone. I just remembered there being some substitute guy for what seemed to be a real long time.

Apparently, my parents and I even gave him a going-away party.

Apparently, I am oblivious. Or, he was such a huge part of my life that a minor thing like a year away simply melted away as an insignificant detail.

I knew it was him when he messaged back, calling me a “smurfy little highland dancer.” Twenty years later, and how many countless other students (I could see on his profile he was still teaching) and he still remembered me?

I did not grow up to be a professional musician. That was never part of the plan. Yet the music department was a huge part of my life from fifth grade till the summer after I graduated High School. Lunch was usually spent in the choir room, hanging out with other Ork Dorks, Band Geeks, and Choir Gleeks. And then there were concerts, competitions, and other events.

I rarely saw the light of day when it was musical season. We did The Music Man in my Sophomore year, and Fiddler on the Roof in my Senior year. I was in the pit orchestra for one, and on stage as a dancer for the other.

I’ve no idea how he put up with us for all those hours. We weren’t bad kids, but we were exuberant and we had our share of little conflicts and issues and soap operas. I can’t count the ways he influenced and encouraged us. He was always there. I can’t list all the ways my music education enriched my life. An aptitude for math and comfort with public speaking, all due to my early and regular involvement in music.

The summer of ’89 we had him serenaded with “Oh My Papa”, and although it was with a certain degree of teasing humor on our part, it was also with heartfelt affection for the man who was like a father to us in many ways, for many years.

Thank you Mr. Grimm.

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Where’s My Jetpack?

It’s 2011.

Where’s my damn jetpack?

OK, I know. They do exist now, they’re just not exactly available for your average housewife to purchase and go running errands in. Child safety seats are probably a few years behind, anyway.

A few months ago I stumbled upon an article about Robert Heinlein’s Colorado Springs house being on the market. (Damn, now I’m going to have to waste an hour looking for it. Damn OCD. I’m also saying damn way too much.) Oh… surprise… I found an article in less than two minutes! Oh, and here’s the SFscope article about it going on the market, and an old Popular Mechanics article with the best pictures.

I’m not going to go on describing the house here. That’s what links are for. The point is, it was the dream house he and his wife built with all the modern conveniences that could be had in 1951. It was quite futuristic for its time.

Heinlein built in Colorado Springs partly because it was so far from any military target, it should be a nice, safe place even if the country went to war. Imagine his disgust and frustration when Cheyenne mountain (overlooking the Springs) became one of the foremost military targets! They left Colorado and moved to California in the sixties. Other owners performed extensive renovations and enlarged the house.

I have a dream, and it involves more than a jetpack. I want this house. Of course, we would have to be wealthy and successful enough to justify a second home, as neither the original nor the renovated version would suit my family’s lifestyle. The location is ideal (and I really do mean ideal for us!) It’s one of the nicest old neighborhoods in Colorado Springs.

I imagine having our family’s home somewhere nearby, perhaps even an adjacent property. The Heinlein house would become part writer’s studio, part museum. Not just a Heinlein museum, or even a sci-fi museum. I’d love to see the Flintstone’s car in the driveway. A smaller space-shuttle replica designed for kids to climb out in the yard. Inside would be some displays showcasing the modern conveniences Heinlein designed. A model of the house as it originally was. A library.

For the writers, I’d like a guest den where aspiring writers could go for a few hours to write undisturbed. Great for NaNoWriMo! As art on the walls, I’d have not just images, but words. My Google Plus feed (which is 90% writers ATM) has had a video and still image of “Advice to a beginning writer” That would be cool to have on the wall. If it didn’t consume too much energy, the video version would make an interesting piece of art. Another interesting piece of art would be to have a frame with a twitter feed, or combined social media feed from various celebrities or writers. I’d have one that included George Takei and Will Wheaton and other SyFy actors’ tweets. Add Felicia Day to that and it would probably fill itself! Another could have romance and erotica writers such as Daisy HarrisTiffany Reisz, Kieran Kramer and Courtney Milan. Of course, this area would have to have a warning about adult content. Especially Tiffany… yes, definitely adult content. Another could have tweets from Writer’s Digest, TOR, and other giants of publishing. Maybe another could be programmed to search for hashtags, or whatever was trending.

I want a jukebox that looks old, but is actually modern. I want to be able to browse through songs and create a playlist-of-the-moment, or tune it to a Pandora station. I want to be able to delete requests if someone fills the playlist with too much Neil Diamond.

Food… must be available, but not prevalent. Probably not for guests visiting the museum, just for writers who are working there. And I always have my cats nearby when I write… but they’re indoor cats, and I wouldn’t want to take them outside to move between the family home and the writer’s den.

We’ll just have to build some underground tunnels to connect the Heinlein house to the bomb shelter (a Heinlein addition) and the family house.

Hmm… this dream is getting pretty big.

Time to stop blogging and get back to #AmWriting or the whole thing is pointless anyway!

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Interview With John Quinlan

John Quinlan is a  fitness, art and fashion model of German and Irish descent from Boston, Massachusetts. He is a former bodybuilder and professional wrestler. He has appeared in a wide variety of publications, from fitness magazines to Children’s books (He was a troll!) as well as being a model for many brands of apparel all over the world.

He was recently appointed as an official model ambassador for Diego Barberi apparel, a Swiss company, here in the United States. He is also the official celebrity spokesmodel for Toot brand underwear in Japan.

John ‘s image has also illustrated several posts on AmyBethInverness.com, including Postcard and When Good Blogs Die. To see an extensive gallery of John’s images here on this blog, see the previous post John Quinlan Photo Gallery.

1. Does your career dictate what city you live in, or is there some flexibility?

Anything I have ever done has never dictated where I live. I have my feet planted very solid in Boston, Massachusetts right now. Traveling for a modeling gig or a competition to me is just that, a venture that go to….do the best I can at it and fly home.

2. How are fitness and body building competitions structured? Are there different categories?

First off, I respect every athlete that steps on the bodybuilding and fitness competition stage as it takes a lot of courage and dedication and is something very few in the general population will ever do so 100% respect from John Quinlan. Both are similar as one has to be in outstanding physical condition. Bodybuilding goes for a bit more of the hardcore muscle while fitness is bit lighter with a bit more emphasis on muscle tone. I’m not an expert though by any means, lol!

3. How often do you compete?

I’m more of a free spirit and competing is just something extra to do for a challenge. So many amazing athletes I have come across throughout the years involved in shows, I really feel many of them don’t get the respect they so very much deserve. I competed a bit in the late 90’s and made the transition to professional wrestling during that time as well. After I quit life as a wrestler I took the next several years off from competitions to just experience life. I feel that was the right thing to do at the time.

4. Can you describe your workout regimen in layman’s terms?

It really depends what I am doing at the time. If I am preparing for a competition or a modeling shoot (usually I try to incorporate both around the same time) I will train for about 1 1/2 hours with weights give or take a bit and slowly throw in some cardio work. I will increase the cardio as I approach my target date as I see fit. I enjoy working out for the pure enjoyment of it and it gives me a chance to clear my mind while I do it. I have always done things a bit different and “marched to the beat of my own drum” so to speak which has hurt me at times but I am still ok with that because I am true to myself and those around me.

5. How do you and your wife help your kids develop not just healthy habits, but a healthy body image? Is it different for girls and boys?

We always support them with positive energy and words. I tell both my little boys it’s ok to fail in life and that daddy will always love you no matter what. Life throws us many curve balls and positive words along with good communication are good ways to prepare them on how to handle some of life’s negatives that they will encounter as they grow. With a little girl on the way I will try to do the same thing with her. I like to see them eat right and I act as a role model when it comes to good eating habits but they are kids and it’s ok with me if they do what they want….let them enjoy being kids! I’m pretty easy going with the kids and just want them to be happy. I think they will love their dad forever with this philosophy, lol!

6. Inside your left wrist in oriental scripture in the symbol for “Family”. When did you get this tattoo? What is the symbolism or significance behind your other tattoos?

I have received a lot of bad press over the years for my tattoos. I think it’s funny how many people have always viewed me as a punk and a troublemaker based on my body art and the way I look when they don’t even know me. I know what it’s like to be discriminated against because of something that is no longer in my control. From my experiences over the years with my tattoos I can now fully understand what others who were discriminated against in the past went through as well. The African American’s of the 1960’s who were discriminated against for the color of their skin is a topic that comes to mind. Many people in our society really need to judge others for the quality of the individual person and not things like the color of ones skin and body art.

7. What kind of gigs have you lost because of your ink? What kind of gigs have you not yet done, but would like to?

Ink is something that is ones personal preference, it’s completely opinionated. For all the reps who said “no” to me there have been an equal amount who said “yes” we love your ink and physique. I have never really taken it that seriously anyway and I have never really cared what those around me have said about me. I have enough friends and those I care about with a great family so “oh, well”.

8. How did you get into professional wrestling?

My bother-in-law would often watch professional wrestling on television at the time (1998) and he kept telling me I looked a lot like a pro wrestler at the time named Buff Bagwell. Back when I sported hair and a goatee, lol thinking back at that look, everybody said we looked alike. I really didn’t see it but everybody kept asking me if I was him or if we were related. So after much encouragement for so many people I spoke with a friend of mine from the gym who was training at Killer Kowalski’s Pro Wrestling School. I went down there and checked it out and loved everything about it. I became great friends with Walter “Killer” Kowalski and now that he has passed I thank God that he have me that privilege. “Thanks Walter, I will never forget you”.

9. How much of the sport of professional wrestling was competition, and how much was exhibition?

Professional wrestling is a full contact activity. Many don’t give professional wrestlers their due that they so very much deserve as athletes. These are some great athletes who display strength, agility and the mindset to carry on a good match with their opponent for the enjoyment of a sold out crowd. The only “exhibition” is the mere facts that the outcome has pre-determined winner and loser and the punches are fake….obviously I would hope one doesn’t think the punches are real my God what a mess if it was, ha ha ha! Everything else is all good, the chops to the chest, hitting the ropes, being thrown up in the air, performing high flying moves and the overall full contact with some guys who are as big as buildings. I remember April Hunter training at Kowalski’s school, while I was there. She was an amazing athlete and I have a lot of respect for her coming down to train with all of us guys. She said it best after her first few days training there that it is a lot harder than it looks. But she iced her bruises day in and day out and kept coming back, I will always respect her for that.

10. What other sports or fitness related activities have you been involved in?

I played baseball in high school and briefly in college at both Saint Leo University and Springfield College. Everything else is pretty public knowledge.

11. Literary agents guide their clients in making their MS as good as it can be, and act as a representative of the writer to the publisher. Do you have a modeling agent? If someone in publishing saw your photo and thought you’d be a great model for the cover of a romance novel, how would they contact you?

Jason Patric Santos. He can be contacted through    prjason@fastmail.fm

12. You have a great website showcasing some of your work. How did you find your website guy?

Jason Santos also handles all of my PR and runs my web site. He is an amazing guy and very talented. I have known Jason since my days as a professional wrestler which is quite a long time so there is a genuine trust and friendship there.

13. As a model, what other professionals do you work with on a regular basis?

So many but it all really depends on the style of shoot. If it is a fitness and sports oriented shoot there may be other male and female fitness models there or some bodybuilders. Fashion, editorial or art themed shoots I will usually be alone or with another model of the same overall appearance and so on.

14. What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for your wife?

There isn’t just one most romantic moment, I can only say they all ended like some of  your great romance novels 🙂

15. What was the thing that surprised you most about becoming a father?

How much I would love the babies! I have always loved children as I am a kid at heart, but even to this very day every time I look at both my little boys I still can’t believe I helped create these beautiful little guys.

16. What was your & your wife’s reaction when you found out that baby #3 was a little girl? How did the boys react?

This is funny, my wife was convinced it was a boy all the way. She told me she was destined for “my 3 sons” but I thought it was a girl as the pregnancy progressed. She had morning sickness and felt very tired at times unlike both boys so I simply told her this is a different pregnancy and it has to be a girl and I was right (for once), ha ha ha! We were both very happy. Both little boys don’t really understand it yet but they will be great big brothers a.k.a. Bodyguards, lol!

17. Do all handsome, tattooed, muscular men change diapers, or just you?

Thank you, I am honored and humbled you say that about me. I spoke with one of my friends the other day and he said it best about me and I had to laugh…..he said the real heroes in life are good guys like us who respect others and take care of our families, having triceps as big as thighs are just an added bonus. Thanks bro, you know who you are! I just feel it is my responsibility as a good father to do these things for my children, it’s a lot of work but I enjoy every minute of it!

18. Romance writers can be a rowdy bunch. How do you feel about being referred to as “Man Candy?”

I am humbled to say the least, but just being involved in fitness since the late 80’s I guess I should have a little bit physically to show for it. I have so much love, respect and appreciation for all those reading this article along with you for selecting me to interview. Anybody up for some hugs…..lol!

19. What’s your favorite science fiction film? Would it be fun to do a cover for a sci fi or fantasy novel?

This is a great question, Total Recall is my top science fiction film. All my friends first had to see it back in the day since Arnold was in it but I remember as we watched it there were some really funny scenes in it that we still laugh at and make references about. The “2 weeks” lady, the woman at the bar (for those who are familiar with the movie I don’t have to explain which woman and which bar, ha ha ha) as well as Arnold’s sarcasm are just a few of the classic scenes.

20. And the question I ask everybody… Who shot first? Han or Greedo?

Star Wars is old school, as am I…..thought I would never utter that phrase, ha ha ha! If the author of this interview were to phone me as her friend on the million dollar question show and this was it she would be hooked up and have to split some of her winnings with me. The answer to this question from this Jedi model is simply the following: Han is the only one to shoot in the original version that I saw for the first time in 1979, man, that is a long time ago but I bet I am right without even checking. I was only 3 years old I think when this movie first came out so when I matured to the big age of 5 when I could comprehend everything, lol, I saw it. My brother was into Sci-Fi big time and I remember watching this movie a couple decades later with him and it showed Greedo firing the first shot at Han, yeah sorry we both picked up on the fact this was different from the original version so it had to be edited. They should just leave the classics alone!

I’d like to send a big personal thanks to my friend and photographer John Mitchell. You can see his work on his website at http://www.bbpics.com/ .

You can see more about John Quinlan at the following sites:

Mr. Quinlan’s own website: http://www.johnquinlan.org/

Mr. Quinlan’s facebook fanpage

Mr. Quinlan’s Model Mayhem page

Mr. Quinlan on Wikipedia

Mr. Quinlan on Wikimedia

…and as a bonus, a short story called Synaesthesia inspired by one of John’s images by artist Francisco Martins.

 

Illustration by Brian Dow

And a last minute addition: Brian Dow sent the picture he did of John as a Genie!

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John Quinlan Photo Gallery

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Friday’s post is going to set a record for number of images associated with an interview! So many, in fact, that I’ve decided to put all of them here in this preview, and I’ll pick out a wide selection to … Continue reading

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SyFy Q of the Day: Kicking Ass

Guess who? Hint: Neither Jason nor Dwayne. Not Milla either. Yup, that's John Quinlan again!

 

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from May 2011:

SyFy question of the day: If your casting agent booked Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Jason Momoa for your movie, which would be the hero and which the villain? And could Milla Jovovich kick both their asses with one hand tied behind her back?

Geri                       OMG – Dwayne Johnson is the most lickable mancandy EVER! #sigh He has to be the good guy because he’s just so adorable. Jason Momoa is adorable too, but I like him for the bad guy. And Milla Jovovich could kick both their asses with one hand tied behind her back without spilling her coffee!

Alan                       The Rock as the villain, and Jason as the good guy. As for Milla, if she was anything like LeeLou(?) in The Fifth Element then both Rock & Jason would be sent packing.

AB                          Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat

AKA Leeloo. Yes!

Alan                       ‎;)

Nessie                  I wonder how it would look with Milla as the bad guy? Or the bad-guy-you-root-for-even-though-she’s-bad?

Alan                       Anti-heroine?

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

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My Beloved

Yesterday I was feeling somewhat lovey towards my hubby, and thinking about composing a blog post about how much I appreciate his support and love not only with my burgeoning writing career, but life in general.

Then he went and one of those things that all husbands do and all wives hate and I spent the next few hours wondering how and why I could possibly have married a man who does that.

And then I got over it.

Hubby is sick today. It started last night, and he actually left the dinner table he was feeling so miserable. I wasn’t surprised to see that he’d stayed home from work, and I kept one eye on him all morning.

Around noon, I carefully asked how he was feeling, but for very selfish reasons.

I wanted to do #5MinuteFiction on Leah Petersen’s blog. Knowing I only have a very brief window to see the prompt, write something, then post it, I could reliably predict that something (probably kids) would explode at exactly that moment.

Fortunately, hubby promised to man the fort while I participated, and he even gave me a 3 minute warning as I was running around doing laundry and stuff. He made sure our 3yo did not bug me, and he even withheld a bit of news from a friend till I announced I was done.

With that success, I decided to take advantage of him further, and I moved upstairs to the bedroom where I have an actual desk, and fewer distractions. I posted a sign announcing #AmWriting, Interruptions will be tolerated if they are brief and/or very important. To cushion the blow, I cut out a little heart and wrote Mommy Still Loves You on it. So far, I’ve only been interrupted once, and it was my 3yo wanting a hug.

Ah, blissful time! Even though I had to spend 20 minutes cleaning clutter off my desk (It hasn’t been used in about a month, with two separate sets of guests) I’ve been able to accomplish a lot. The relative importance of what I’ve done has yet to be determined, such as adjusting my Google+ profile so that when people hover over my name, they see “Wherever I can write undisturbed” which is my location. To get that, I had to type it into the primary places I’ve lived and I had to leave blank the space that says employer. Hopefully, google will eventually let us fill in this hover blurb ourselves and control what it says about us.

And then the best thing happened. I was chosen as a finalist for #5MinuteFiction! I ran down and told hubby, thanking him again for guarding me while I wrote.

I have so much writer-related stuff to do. Some of it is actually writing, believe it or not! I’ve had a story fermenting that I want to post with John Quinlan’s interview this Friday. I also have his interview in a draft already, and I have to add in a bunch of photos and links and a few afterthought touches. I already did my link-up for The Red Dress Club today, and…

Holy %)!@$ Batman! It’s Tuesday! I’m not supposed to writing an off-the-cuff blog post, I’m supposed to be posting another SyFy Q of the Day!

Excuse me… I’ll be right back…

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