SyFy Q of the Day: Roller Derby

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Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from July 2011:

SyFy Question of the Day: You’re putting together a cross-dimensional Roller Derby team, but you can only recruit one member from each “dimension” or “universe” (AKA you can’t have Han AND Chewie) Who’s on your team?

Matthew:             Give me goku

Matthew:             Nice combo

Tyler:                    Kirk, Mirror Kirk, Kirk (from the new movie. It’s technically a different universe/timeline) Teal’c, Wolverine

Shawn:                  Ghost Rider, Cratos(god of war video game) Snake Plisskin,Chuck Liddel, and Merlin!

US_Nessie:          Khal Drogo (Game of Thrones) Ronon Dex (Stargate Atlantis) Conan (You know who I mean) Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit) Morn (DS9)

Shawn:                  Not O’Brian LOL

Zoe:                        Starbuck (New BSG), Zoe (Firefly), Jadzia Dax (Star Trek DS9), Velvet (David Eddings’ Mallorean series), and duh …. Harley Quinn 😛

Shawn:                  I Think mine has got ya all beat!

US_Nessie:          Funny… when I was thinking Firefly I kept thinking Kaylee! But she’s too sweet. Zoe? Yes! Jayne might be even better. Somehow, I don’t think it’d be Mal’s thing. But what about River Tam? Where’s Juno? He always picks River!   @‎Shawn Which version of Merlin? The one from the old movie “Excalibur”? Surely not the Merlin from the TV miniseries, or the Disney one…

Shawn:                  No from the books stephen donaldson.

Spelling sucked but you get it.

I think Snake and Chuck could do it alone 🙂

Juno:                      Haha, OF COURSE River Tam (Firefly). Also, Nightcrawler (X-Men), Yoda (Star Wars), Data (ST:TNG), Drizzt Do’Urden (RA Salvatore universe), Syrio Forel (Game of Thrones), and let’s throw in Apollo Ono (real Earth). They may not have brute strength (except Data), but good luck trying to get even near one of them. And if you do, you’ll probably get cut into a million pieces before you know what happened. And Ono would just trip you up. Haha.

Emily:                     Hmmm… how many are on a team? Well most listed 5 and I’ll add a couple of subs every team needs a sub or two. Aren’t roller derby teams usually all female? With that fact it makes making the team a bit more of a challenge does it not? Ziva David (NCIS), Alice Cullen (Twilight saga), Max: (Dark Angel), T’Pol (Star Trek Enterprise), Elastigirl (The Incredibles), Hermione Granger (Harry Potter: DH2), Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End)

Jess:                       Chuck Norris.

And only chuck norris.

US_Nessie:           I’m not sure how many, but we can be flexible. About the gender too. I think I’ll redo mine… Yoda, Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit) Tyrion Lannister (Game of thrones), K9 (Dr. Who) and… I’m lost for a fifth…

Oh! I know! Snowy from John DeChancie’s Castle Perilous!

Alan:                       OK, if we’re doing this for real(!) here goes: blockers would be General Grievous (Star Wars), Q (Star Trek) & River Tam (Firefly); pivot would be the Librarian (Discworld); and jammer would be Gary Innes (damn good RL shinty player & accordian player to boot). Assuming two subs, Ka D’Argo (Farscape) & Tetsuo Shima (Akira), blocker/pivot & jammer respectively. Hope I got the terminology right.

Good question, btw.

Emily:                     Interesting question AmyBeth… I’m stealing 😉

Dan:                        Lobo.

Robert:                  Thor and Hulk (Thor’s from a different dimension, as Asgard exists in it’s own dimensional plane). That’s all I need. I win!!! 😉

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

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The next SyFy Q of the Day is  Abduction Message

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Useful Distractions

A gratuitous picture of John Quinlan, because not only is he adorable, but I'm too tired to find an image that somehow fits these rambles.

I do love to have the internet handy while I write. Yes, it can be a huge distraction, especially when I OCD on checking twitter, G+, and facebook for comments on something I posted.

I know for a fact that I write much faster when I turn of the TV and internet. But I’m not necessarily more productive. For example, chapter one of Synaesthesia was published with the word thingies substituted for a term I couldn’t think of on the fly.

I fixed it.

In the beginning of a story, I often find myself visiting babynames.com advanced search to find names for characters. I don’t want weird names, but I like to find names that are distinctive enough that the reader quickly identifies the name with the character I created. I don’t like changing a character’s name halfway through a story.

Today, while writing chapters five and six of Synaesthesia I realized I wanted to say something about how the researchers discovered that parts of Kennealy’s brain that were normally dormant in humans were very active following a jaunte. But I don’t like using bad science, and I wanted in particular to know if science has identified what exactly those parts are. On the left? The right? Off the top?

So I had a race with twitter, Google Plus, and facebook. I asked “A medical/scientific question: We know we only use 10% of our brain. Does science know what physical part of our brain is “just sitting there”? Here’s what I got on each:

Google Plus started slow, then gained momentum.

Jennifer R. Povey – That’s actually a myth, to my knowledge.

Glenn Rogers – I think I’m sitting on it now…

Greg Christopher – Its a common myth. At any given time, you only use 10% of your brain perhaps. But that is because of multiple redundancies.

Your computer doesn’t use all of your RAM at any given second either.

AmyBeth Inverness – What Jennifer said… I’m googling now and getting mostly “That’s a myth…” results, which is sad for a science fiction writer. Maybe I’ll pretend it’s not a myth and go on this this story line as is…

Steve Youngs – As far as I know we don’t yet have a way to measure a brain’s capacity. No one has ever filled their brain to the point where they could not store another piece of data. Could you imagine it? You’re reading something and right in the middle of a juicy part of the story your vision goes black, a warning chimes, and words appear on your forehead: Insufficient Space to continue. Head Full

But how much of your brain gets used? 100%. Just not all at the same time (there is no such thing as true multi-tasking).

Facebook, of course, began snarky (And I do appreciate good snark!) but then a few people chimed in with useful answers.

Dede: I think it depends on your political party affiliation.

Dani: or gender .. lol

Larry: I think it depends on if you’re a politician!!

Gawain: The “10% theory” is something that I used to study. From my understanding, there are words missing from the “10% theory” when most people discuss it.

Those words are “at a time” – meaning that, according to this theory, we only use 10% of our brain at any given time.

It is difficult to indicate which part of our brains are “just sitting there”, because new synaptic pathways are continuously being used, forged, or reforged.

When we break, or otherwise incapacitate a limb, for example, it has been shown that other pathways become used for the counter-limb to “take over”.

AmyBeth: I remember one of the Steampunk-ish superhero movies had the antagonist (I think) lobotomized towards the end. He used to be telekinetic, but since they removed that part of his brain that he used for telekinesis (part of that 90% the rest of us don’t use) he lost the ability.

It’s a great sub plot for sci-fi writers… but I guess I’m going to have to go another way lol!

Darned inconvenient when real science gets in the way of my fiction…

Gawain: Not exactly, AmyBeth – consider this:

While pathways are forged and reforged, different parts of the brain are responsible for different parts of activity – hence why we have a “speech center”, an “emotion center”, et al.

It is quite feasible that there is a part of the brain that is generally “dark” that, when hyper-stimulated could result in some outrageous psi abilities.

“Real Science” would indicate that even a “dark part of the brain” can receive some limited activity based upon the stimuli presented. (Hence why some people can have a hyper-kinetic reaction to extreme stress in the form of preternatural doses of adrenaline, while other don’t)

Tyler: Mythbusters covered the “10%” myth. We use more like 30% of our brain. When we use one part of our brain at a time then it is 10% But we more use 30% at any given point because we are using multiple parts at a time.

Gawain: Tyler – well, I knew that it wasn’t actually “10%” – but don’t the current assessment of brain use. Thank you for adding that bit of information.

The rest of my assertion remains, I believe, as fairly factual.

AmyBeth: A major theme in the story I’m writing (Synaesthesia) is that humans have more than just 5 senses, we just don’t know how to use them. When scientists are looking to be able to travel in time, they stumble upon these other inputs, and it causes an avalanche of unanswered questions.

It would be convenient from a writer’s POV to be able to say “And that part of his brain we don’t normally use was suddenly lit up, according to the sensors…”

Gawain: ‎…and you can actually use that, AmyBeth.

There are still parts of the brain that are “dark” or under-stimulated. If those parts were to be suddenly become hyperactive, who *knows* what would be wrought!?

Again, this is why some people seem to exhibit certain characteristics (Eiditic Memory, anyone?), while others can’t seem to quite gather the skill.

AmyBeth: Good idea!

Gawain: Glad to be of service. 🙂

This is one of those times when I needed to look something up, and it really did change the direction the story took. I’m pausing for the night in the middle of chapter 6, mostly because it’s late and I’m tired, but also because I want to let this stew a little before I go on.

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Interview With A.B. Keuser

A. B. Keuser was raised in the soggy coastal town of Coos Bay, Oregon, escaping the pervasive cold and unrelenting downpour six years ago by moving to Phoenix, Arizona. Working for an Electrical Supply company as a project manager pays the bills while she whiles away the boredom by writing and keeping a blog on the unedited annals of a girl trying to get a book (or three) published.

1. Have you always considered yourself to be a writer, or was there a time in your life when you decided that is what you were?

I didn’t consider myself a writer until I realized I had a 130k-word manuscript sitting on my flash drive. I honestly wasn’t one of the people out there who thought to themselves, “You know, one day I’m going to write a book.” It wasn’t something I gave a second thought to honestly. I loved reading all through high school and after, but I never once set out to write a novel… and somehow, between boredom and a serious case of imagination dump, I ended up with one (in severe need of edits) after a very strange August in 2009.

2. Most writers have “First novels which will forever be locked in the drawer, never to see the light of day.” Do you have any of these?

Sort of? I have “finished” 4 novels. The first three of which I’m not satisfied with and have plans to completely tear apart and redo. A beta and I had a long and rather interesting brainstorm for #3 the other day and it has me very enthusiastic about the “reconstruction.” I think that novel #2 or #5, which is presently with my editor (read: mom) are presently the worst of what I’ve written. Whether the edits of #5 or a rewrite of #2 will help them find their way out of the “headed to the drawer” category, I’m not sure.

3. How much editing do your manuscripts go through before you’ll consider sending a query to an agent?

I try to be one of those people who can just write straight through before they do any edits, but as my “read as you go” beta readers will tell you, I irritate them by sending them a few chapters and then changing them before they get the next set of chapters. My beta readers get it with anywhere from 3-8 quick read through edits, then it goes to my editor (mom) and when I get it back from her, I usually do another edit myself based on all the feedback, and then sometimes I send it back to mom, or I send it to my crit partner.

4. When and why did you start critiquing queries for other authors?

My first critique was for my (now) critique partner. She’d won a blog contest and had her query critiqued by someone who just didn’t “get it” and I’d been talking to her about said contest and she emailed me to vent about her frustrations. When I offered to take a look, she found my suggestions helpful enough to suggest that I start doing critiques. I’d done quite a few on querytracker.net’s forums, and I figured what could it hurt. So here I am… helping anyone who wants to take me up on the offer.

5. How much experience have you had sending out queries of your own work?

I’ve queried 3 of my 4 completed novels (one of them twice) and stupidly, I’ve queried one of the novels that is still being edited – it was kind of a mistake, but still. I started querying my first novel in December of 09 and had no luck. I got one request for partial, but I think the 130k word count scared a lot of people away.  I spent 6 months revising that (while finishing two other novels) and requeried it at 89k… also no luck. For the moment it’s on the back burner. I queried my second novel in April of ’10. I finished it, got it to the best I could make it and sent it out with very little hope. It was a paranormal romance and while I felt my concept unique… I didn’t think it would make it in a market so saturated. I never queried my third novel – mostly because I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what to write in the pitch – and my fourth novel I’ve had queries out for since…. January, I think? And I’ve gotten a lot of positive feedback for it. I’ve got a few subs out still, so we’ll see how that goes.

6. How long a list of prospective agents should an author have? Is it all right to set their hopes on that one person who seems perfect in every way?

I’m of the “Query broadly” mindset. You may think one agent is absolutely perfect for you, but they might have something too close to your ms. And someone you’re unsure of may end up being the best fit you could have dreamed for. The only way you’re going to find an agent is by writing the best novel you can write and then getting queries out there for the largest number of people to see. That doesn’t mean you should do a massive query dump – sending to everyone on your list at once – but it does mean that you should explore every avenue while trying to find the right person for your book.

7. On your blog you have covers for your unpublished novels. Did you do the graphic design for these yourself? Have you thought about doing a book trailer for any of them?

I did design the covers for those. They were the product of boredom (as most of my creative projects are – I also paint with oils) But I do love having something tangible. As for book trailers… I’m not super tech-savvy. The moving pictures are a bit out of my reach.

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8. Besides the blog, what other online resources or social media do you use?

I actually have two blogs, my writing one (abkeuser.blogspot.com) and a personal one (notanauthoryet.blogspot.com) which has more or less degenerated into pictures of my dog, shoes, trips and the BF and my Travel excursions. I’m on Facebook and twitter… but that’s about it. I’m not super social in real life… it comes as no surprise to anyone that I’m not so social on the interwebs.

9. Have you ever found a way to work the term 4” rigid nipples into your writing?

Ha! No. Just into my work life. Working in Electrical distribution does have its quirks.

Most of the science in my SF novels is of an electrical variety. That or medical. They say write what you know and back before I decided to “deal with school later” I was majoring in psychology and taking as many medically oriented classes available to that major. So, when it comes to the science in my fiction I shy away from physics and things I know nothing about – unless of course I want to make something up entirely – and stick with what I know, Electrical or Medical (or sometimes both at the same time)

10. Are there on-line groups that you like to link up with or exchange posts?

For a while I was linking up with The Red Dress Club’s Red Writing Hood prompt, but with other things and a recent vacation I’ve completely fallen behind. Even though I can’t link up anymore I do plan on trying to catch up – I’ll get into the “why” in my answer to the next question.

11. Did the Zoe Krief novel begin as a serial? Or did it create a life of its own?

Zoe Krief started as a two part challenge to myself. #1 – could I participate in every link-up for the red writing hood prompts. #2 – could I do that while keeping with the same story line and keep it cohesive. Like I said I’ve fallen behind recently, but I do still plan to catch up and try to continue on. Zoe’s not really a novel – I’d probably have to keep her going through 2012 to get her close to the proper length of a novel, but I do enjoy someone else randomly directing the story and having to scramble to get things in order so they not only make sense, but follow the guidelines.

12. Have you ever had an author complain if you gave them a less-than-stellar review or rating?

Well, I don’t recall giving any bad ratings… other than to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and, well, Steig Larson can’t really come after me, now can he?

When it comes to reviews, I don’t give one if I don’t like the book. There are a few reasons for that: I’ve found that I don’t like a lot of books that other people just love; I don’t want to alienate a potential future publisher or agent by letting them know – I think your client’s book stinks; and because I know that when my books are eventually published, there will be people who don’t like them.  Those may sound like pithy excuses, but when it comes to book reviews, I say: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” (The Dragon Tattoo was an exception because omg was that atrocious.)

13. Now, to turn your own questions back to you… Who is your favorite protagonist?

Tyrion Lannister from George R.R. Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire Series. I know it’s kind of cheating, because he’s not really the protagonist. And I’m only halfway through book 3 of the 5 that are out for that series, but I just love him. There’s something so perfect about the ugly dwarf and all his scheming and how unlike his family he is… I could go on, but I refuse to spoil anyone. (Also, they only made him better by casting Peter Dinklage in his role in the HBO series.)

Honorable mention: Bartimaeus (Jonathan Stroud’s Bartimaeus trilogy) That minxy Anti-hero was amazing.

14. Who is your favorite antagonist?

The ‘Sko in Linnea Sinclair’s Finder’s Keepers. As a race, they’re militant and divided by religious zealotry and there’s just something amazing about the way she portrayed them. They make your skin crawl and you can’t help but want to have nothing to do with them.

Honorable mention: Ida from Louisa May Alcott’s The Inheritance. I love that I want to smack her in the face – and I know she doesn’t actually exist. She’s just so aweful that I can’t help but feel she’s real.

15. What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

I’m not sure if this counts… my flash drive. I keep stuff backed up all over the place, but my flash drive is the way I transport everything around. With it, I can work on anything I’m in the middle of anywhere I have a computer.

16. What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

Road trips.

I thought about just leaving it at that and letting you stew… but I’m not a mean person (only because you’re not a fictional character). The BF and I are road trip-aholics. We have to take at least one lengthy drive (and by lengthy I mean not to be less than 2000 miles) every year. And there is nothing quite as inspiring as getting out and seeing things, beautiful things, to inspire me and get the creative juices flowing.

17. What is the most persistent distraction from writing?

At work (Where I do most of my writing) – The phones, the gaggle of middle aged men I babysit (that should be my official title at work – middle aged men babysitter) and Twitter. Mostly because I have subs out and am neurotically checking those agent’s feeds.

At home  – The boyfriend and my adorable snoochie boochie (She came to us with the name Lucy, but has since gained about 90 other names.)

18. Do you have rules for how steamy you write your sex scenes?

No… I mean, it depends entirely on the feel of the novel. I have novels that, very quickly, cut to black and I have novels that will probably have to be edited to get them back to “R” rating based on what little I know of publisher’s editorial preferences.

19. When the day comes that you are on stage, accepting some prestigious award, who are you most likely to forget to thank?

I’ll probably find every way possible to not be there. I hate being stared at by large crowds – so hopefully my agent wouldn’t forget to thank herself 😉

20. Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

If you’re a purist, Han shot first, as the original version clearly saw Greedo dying without firing a single laser bolt, but if you’re someone who never saw the version previous to it’s 97 rerelease then of course Greedo shot first. I’m going to just come out and say it: Lucas seems to like messing with things that are perfectly fine, and that is truly tragic. In my opinion: Han shot first, and that will never change – Lucas can continue to bastardize his own work.

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A.B. interviews A.B…. twice! Read A.B. Keuser’s interview of AmyBeth Inverness on www.abkeuser.blogspot.com

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“You want Mommy to be less nuts, not more nuts…”

That reminds me, I have to make a better foil hat...

“You want Mommy to be less nuts, not more nuts.”

Yes, I uttered these words to my children today. We were back-to-school shopping and, well, they were driving me nuts. And I told them so. And they got worse.

~LeSigh~

Actually, being a little nuts is a good thing in a writer. Being a lot nuts can be a good thing too, as long as you don’t take it to the lengths that Virginia Woolf did. Scary.

I’ve decided I’m more than a little nuts. To prove it, I’m going to do 3DayNovel.com . (Yes, I said DO, not TRY) Like NaNoWriMo challenges writers to complete a 50,000 + word novel in just a month, 3DayNovel challenges writers to complete a novel of undetermined length in just 3 days.

How to piss off three fan bases simultaneously.

Woah.

OK, this sounds impossible. But I know that when I get going, I mean really going, I can turn out a lot of words, and in some ways it’s much better than my hard-thought-out WIP. Freeing the writer is a lot like freeing the painter… yes, you have to know some basic stuff about getting one medium to stick to another, but if you slow down to the point of ultimate control, your creativity is lost.

Let go. Do it. Yes, you might churn out crap. Then again, you might churn out a masterpiece.

I’m OK with my ROW80 goals at the moment. I’m not keeping careful track, and I’m not planning to claim I won, but if I actually succeed in churning out close to fifty thousand words over labor day weekend, that might just count as a win in itself.

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SyFy Q of the Day: Technobabble

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from June 2011:

SyFy question of the day: What character has the best techno-babble?

Kevin                    Sheldon

Geri                       Abby from NCIS…plus – awesome tattoos!

Kevin                    knock knock penny

Tyler                      Data

Bernard                Spock

Robert                  Spock: He at least makes sense… Data and Geordi’s treknobabble always seems to have something to do with remodulating something… that stopped making sense after the first couple times when it became evident that the Enterprise D crew were just idiots for not realizing they could simply have a rotating or random frequency modulator attached to all these devices that need “remodulating” all the time.

Kevin                    Actually kind of thinking the Canadian on Stargate Atlantis

Douglas                ‎”The Canadian on Stargate Atlantis” — Rodney (Meredith) McKay. SGA was all about Rodney…

Kevin                    thank ya, the name just wouldn’t pop into my head tonight

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

The previous SyFy Q of the Day is at http://wp.me/p1qnT4-lp Monitoring Preschoolers.

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Interview With P David Gardner

P. David Gardner is a minor league Science Fiction author who published about fifteen eminently forgettable novels under various names back in the Ice Ages (the 1980s), who is now gratefully and perhaps even somewhat gracefully returning to the fold. He is currently finishing up a young adult post-apocalyptic novel, the first in a trilogy. Though he does already have a publishing track record, as dusty as it may be at the moment, you just never know about these things, so fingers crossed and full speed ahead.

1   What are your favorite Science Fiction books or shows?

 Far too many to list, but standouts for me include:

 Book authors: Neil Gaiman, Harlan Ellison, Christopher Moore, Octavia Butler, Douglas Adams, Ursula K. LeGuin, David Brin, Greg Bear, and many more.

TV: Firefly, Battlestar Galactica (remake), Being Human (BBC version), Star Trek (except DS9).

Movies: Gattaca, Blade Runner, Twelve Monkeys, Children of Men, Serenity.

 2   Do you always keep a towel handy?

 A whole drawer full. One can never be too careful.

 3   Most writers talk about their “First novels which have been shoved in the back of the drawer, never to see the light of day” but you have some First Novels which did see the light of day. What led you to publication the first time around?

 The fifteen or so paperbacks that I published in the ’80s were a wee bit of a strange mix of science fiction, westerns and mysteries. Each was no longer than 50,000 words, sold to a minor imprint called Carousel Books, which has been out of business for a long time.

At the time, I was working for the publisher as a graphic designer, and the opportunity arose when their most prolific writer suddenly hit the big time and moved on to a major publishing house. There was a hole to fill, and I volunteered. The editor took a swift glance a manuscript that I pulled from my files, and pronounced that I “could write.” He started buying one manuscript a week from me.

Now, you have to understand that this editor, a very harried-looking chain smoker and fast-food junkie whom I think never slept, did not particularly care whether a story was well plotted or executed. He just wanted quantity, all on a timetable that allowed him to push out four books a week, more regular than his bowel movements, I’m sure.

What does that say about me as a writer? I saw the opportunity, I had an inside line, and I took it. Wouldn’t you? Just because the work was tossed off quickly doesn’t negate the fact that this was my first taste of being an “author”, and I liked it. Not that I hadn’t published previous to this (I had been a reporter for many years prior to this job), but this was my first publication as an actual author of books.

4   Why do you refer to these novels as “eminently forgettable?”

 They were definitely churn-em-outs of not particularly high quality. I spent no more than 20 hours on each one, because I had to write them in my off-hours and could not afford to spend too much time on them. Also, these were all-rights sales for a flat fixed fee ($600 each). I know that they were not particularly great works, but I believed they were better than most of the junk that Carousel published. Still, they were fairly forgettable, and off bookstore shelves pretty fast.

5   Did you have any influence over the editing of these, or the name under which they were published?

Not at all. Once I handed a manuscript over to the editor, I never saw my words again till I had the printed and bound books firmly in hand. Well, except for this one time when I snuck into the editor’s office when he was out on a burger run, and saw one of my manuscripts just laying there on his desk. I could not resist taking a quick scan through it. I saw that the amount of editing he actually did was pretty minuscule. It was as if he was doing the bare minimum, perhaps as little as most of the writers did too.

I did not have any say in the titles, nor in the author name used. In fact, the author’s name changed with every title. I was told that I could not use my own name because I was an employee of the company, and should word get out, it might discourage or panic the other writers.

6   Why did you stop?

 The Carousel “gravy train” petered out after three or so months. My editor was cutting me some checks, and my department head saw the amounts and freaked out, because they were higher than my salary. The next thing I knew, the publisher called me into his office and said that I could not write for Carousel any more. He said that they were afraid of losing me as a graphic designer. He was right. I was just about to jump ship, thinking I could become a full-time writer just off Carousel’s purchases alone.

I tried for a time to publish elsewhere, but had no luck. I began to doubt myself. I convinced myself that my stroke of luck was purely that, that I didn’t really have the chops to hack it in the big league. So my output slowed, then stopped, as I continued working in publishing as an employee rather than a freelancer. There was a steady paycheck, even if it wasn’t all that much, and benefits. And I got comfortable with that. Too comfortable.

We are our own worst enemies.

7   How did your father and his profession affect your desire to write science fiction?

 I wrote my first angst-filled poem in fifth or sixth grade, and from that point on, I knew I wanted to be a writer, a perfect hideaway for an introverted kid. My father, a NASA/JPL engineer, sneered at my pitiful attempts at writing science fiction. He loved hard science and facts only. But that didn’t deter me one bit.

The technology bug hit me when my father took me to see the computers that ran one of the deep space dishes at Goldstone Tracking Station in the Mojave Desert. A single huge console eight feet high by six wide by four deep contained I think about 1K of RAM. The blinking lights and paper tape (and later punch cards) sucked me right in.

8   Did your computer building skills help you get girls?

 I built my first computer a few years after graduating high school, an Altair S100 bus based system that was so huge and so underpowered, but was so nice to see working when I was done. I built a few more over the years as well, as components got smaller, cheaper, faster, and better. I still dabble a bit in hardware, but now I tinker mostly with OSs such as Linux, and networks and security.

“Oh yes, all of that that got me lots of girls,” he said as he rolled his eyes. Nerddom was not popular until the ’90s, so I missed the curve by that much.

9   What have you been doing between the Ice Age and present day?

 I continued working in publishing for newspapers, magazines, books and software makers. I wrote the occasional short story and started quite a few aborted novels, but they never went anywhere because I had lost my mojo and no longer believed in myself.

Then I got married, and suddenly the lack of an adequate paycheck got even much more important. I had an opportunity to shift into computer programming, and I took it. I was not particularly good at programming, but was fortunate to be able to shift over into documentation. When the company needed Internet access, I demonstrated my skills there and shifted again, this time into Network Administration and Security.

10  What made you decide to start writing again?

 I was injured at work and had to go on disability for a number of years. I was terminated after a time, when I received a 35% disability rating. Even though I am finally almost fully recovered now after seven years, I have been unable so far to find a job in this economy and market.

About a year ago, I was cleaning out my file cabinets and came across an old short story that I had written in the 1980s. I grimaced as I saw some of the hackneyed cliches that I had used. But looking at it through more experienced eyes, I thought that the idea itself was pretty sound. I started playing around with it, and the next thing I knew, I was writing, a lot.

But that idea is now in the “to do” file, because in the meantime, I had kind of a daydream, and that became Chapter One of “The Sentinel’s Son”, my novel-in-progress. As I continued writing it, I thought, “I have something here.” I shared it with a few people and they agreed. I regained my self-confidence and carried on, and now here I am, closing in fast on finishing the first novel, and getting ready to submit.

11   Was The Sentinel’s Son always intended to be a trilogy?

 No, originally it was going to be a short. Then as the storyline resolved, it became a novel. Then, as more of the story expanded, it became a two-parter. When my first reader saw my synopses, she wanted to know what was going to happen at the end of the second book, because I kind of left things hanging. So it’s now a trilogy, though I have yet to plot out the third book. I’m about 75 percent done with the first book, and 20 percent done with the second.

12   How do you see the editing process happening with this book?

 As a former editor, I tend do a lot of self-editing. Some is to my own detriment, as I tend to go back and edit the prior day’s output before I move on, and this only lengthens the writing process. But I prefer to write this way because I can catch continuity and other errors faster, when the story is much more fresh in my mind. I will give the manuscript a thrice-over when I’m done, and let my first reader volunteers at it as well, and rewrite as needed. Once I let the manuscript go out the door, I trust the agent, editor, and publishing house to do the rest.

13   Having published before, what was your train of thought when you began to look at how the publishing world works today?

 Self-publishing used to mean vanity publishing, where the author would send their manuscript and a pile of cash to a vanity publisher, who would turn that into a few boxes of books, which would end up back on the author’s doorstep in due time. Marketing? None. Distribution? See your doorstep? Very few self-published authors back then could compete against the New York crowd, so conventional publishing was the only way.

Things have changed now. Vanity publishers became PODs (print on demand), but in all other respects seem to remain the same. Ebook readers revolutionized reading and ultimately writing. Authors can now submit their manuscripts and have access to readers (and potential income) the very next day, for little or no cash outlay, where conventional publishing cycles mean that authors don’t see a reader or a dime (unless advanced) for almost a year.

Ultimately this is good for the writer, but not so much for the reader (and it can eventually bleed back to the writer). So much crap is being put out there for download that it’s harder for a reader to find the good stuff. Some don’t seem to mind plopping down 99 cents on a stinker because it’s not much of an outlay. It seems to me that good writers have to resist the urge to try to compete against the 99 cent marginals, because it only devalues their own worth as authors as well as unfairly elevates the worth of bad writers.

I’m sure things will shake out in the end. Fortunately we have many book lovers out there on the Internet who are blogging and reviewing titles all the time, and caring readers will find them and be able to cut through all the crap and get to the recommendations for the good stuff.

14   What avenues of publication did you consider this time around? Which did you choose?

 I am sorely tempted to try the self-published e-book route. I’ve read the horror stories, and the success stories too. And I have to admit that it’s an attractive prospect, having the ability to start making some income and developing a readership sooner rather than later.

But as a publishing luddite, I think I’m going to try the conventional route first. Meaning, I’ll seek an agent, who will then sell to a publisher, who will then make and distribute books. The format to me is irrelevant, though I would not mind holding hard copy in my hands, of course.

Come December, when my first book should be ready to market, I may change my mind, depending on what’s happening out there. I’m keeping up on the changes, and am definitely not adverse to change.

 15   How important was it to you, personally, to establish a web presence as a pre-published writer?

 I think that these days, author web sites are an important tool that writers have to use to help market themselves. I see that even the larger conventional publishers are starting to urge writers to self-promote in advance of publication. The opportunity is there, why not take it?

Though I would prefer spending all my time plotting and writing, I realize the value of self-promotion. Even if you don’t see many hits on your site(s) at first, as time goes on, and your name becomes more recognizable, readers will want to find out more about you and your work, and it’s important to be positioned early for that.

16   With your previous novels having been published under various other names, how are you planning to make your name recognizable now?

I do already have a blog running for my book series, and a few author and book pages on Google+ and Facebook, but I haven’t yet done much with them. I want to more fully develop the author pages as time goes on, but I intend to spend more time on the book pages. Right now they’re sort of a “Lookie here, ma, what I’m doing!” type of thing. I definitely want them to be more interactive and fun for potential readers, adjuncts to my stories. At least that’s the plan, man.

17   What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

 Hardware: My Mac laptop, followed closely by my Linux desktop.

Software: Scrivener for plotting, organizing, research and writing. LibreOffice for final manuscript formatting, though I am trying to learn Scrivener’s formatting tools enough to be able to skip this and go full-on Scrivener.

18   What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

Sometimes I use this thing called a “manual word processor,” a strange cylindrical tube that dispenses ink or graphite onto a surface called “paper”, but I can barely recognize my own writing later on, and it’s usually just a massive waste of time.

19   What is your ideal writing environment? Have you ever been able to create it?

 Like many other writers, I struggle constantly to get into that mode.

Where is unimportant, what is happening around me is. I love writing outdoors, on the patio or in a park, but only if there are few distractions. I’d love to write at the beach if I could keep the sand out of my laptop.

The demands of daily life and family can be distracting as well. Fortunately, my understanding wife allows me the time to work relatively undisturbed, and this helps a lot.

Ultimately though, nothing is ideal, so I often just make do with what I have at the time, being as adaptable as I can be without getting all grouchy.

20   Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

 Greedo was robbed, I tell ya. Damn political correctness. There oughta be a law.

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SyFy Q of the Day: Monitoring Preschoolers

Before I even started this blog, I would occasionally pose a SyFy Question of the Day to my facebook friends. Sometimes, it was directly related to what I was writing, and I really did want some input to help me decide what direction to take with the story. Other times, it was purely fun. Here’s one of my favorites, from May 2011:

SyFy question of the day for Moms&Dads: Say it was common practice to strap a simple bracelet onto every preschooler, to monitor ALL their body chemistry, and compare the group. Data gathered would identify problems such as learning disabilities, enabling early intervention. Would you object to your child being monitored?

Al                            No.

Jade                       Yes. It would be a gateway to monitoring at higher levels as the child gets older and then full scale monitoring of the general population.

Alan                       Yes.

AB                          If I knew the results were kept private between the school and the parents, I wouldn’t object.

Shane                   If it was common practice? Depends on whether I had been conditioned to it, like if I grew up being monitored myself. From my current perspective, HELL no.

AB                          As a Mom of a kid with special needs, I often wish I had some kind of data like “When the rest of the kids had happy endorphins and adrenaline in anticipation of recess, my daughter was anxious and sad.” She is hard to read, visually. But I don’t know how to get that kind of data without being intrusive in all the other kids’ lives.

Shane                   Oops! Read it wrong. Would I OBJECT? Definitely, given the current methods of throwing a diagnosis at something and hoping you hit it. The ability to read and adjust chemical levels might be better in the future, and I might answer differently then.

AB                          I understood your “Hell no” to mean you didn’t want the monitoring! You’re right about the current state of diagnosis. I would love it if someone could constantly monitor all my daughter’s reactions and show them on a chart over the course of a day or week. We might learn something.

Derri                      mmm….. I don’t actually have a problem with monitoring. Like so many other things though, it would be ‘just the beginning’. The monitoring would likely become ‘immediate response for the child’s health’, would become ‘behavioural adjustment for the benefit of the group’, would become bloody scary really fast, not unlike carrying papers to prove your identity led so very quickly to concentration camps. With all the best intentions in the world, centralising so much information makes it way too easy for individuals to become just data, which leads to those individuals being treated as “things” by those with access to such data. …. LOL… I’m not generally as paranoid as this paragraph makes me out to be!

AB                          Paranoia can be good fodder for science fiction lol!

Shane                   It would be useful if you had a “hive” colonial situation, like Borg.

Patty                     I would object strongly to my child being monitored so society can create artificial “labels” and put people into groups. I DO think kids should have a smart chip implanted, though. We can find our dogs quickly but kidnappers still know it’s safe to steal a kid because they are impossible to find.

Shane                   Disagree on the smart chip in the body of the child; may bend for a smart chip that can be hidden in the clothing.

Jess                        Great article RE kid GPS tracking devices currently available: http://www.gpsfortoday.com/gps-tracking-for-kids/ Also, I have to say that I would be interested in say a weeks worth of data, or if my child were showing signs of concern maybe a few weeks worth. This info. would be useful in diagnosing correctly. I say a week or so because (obviously) constantly comparing one kid to another can bring up a whole other set of issues. My brother had an almost inactive thyroid for most of his life. He was put on Ritalin, accused of being lazy and made to feel that there was something psychologically wrong, when in fact it was a chemical imbalance. What you are suggesting would help prevent this type of mistake.

I would love to hear what you think! Even if you are reading this post a year or more after publishing, I hope you will leave a comment with your own ideas on this topic.

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Oh, You’re Just Writing…

I have high hopes for this week. Big kid has big kid camp, and is gone most of the day. Little goo has Vacation Bible School for a few hours in the morning.

I’d love to be able to write at church while she’s in VBS. I’ve set aside About Damn Time for a few weeks and I’m working on a faith-based romance called Mascots. What better place to write a faith-based romance than church? It’s a fairly large building, and I could probably find an empty room or a corner somewhere to use. I like the idea of being on hand, being able to use the entire time to write instead of commuting back and forth between the house and church.

What I’m worried about is the “Oh, You’re Just Writing…” interruption. Although my own family recognizes writing time as important and productive, most of the world does not. Especially as a pre-published writer, it’s hard to tell people “Please leave me alone. I’m busy.”

I already feel guilty enough that I’m not volunteering with VBS. When I found out that my three year old was old enough to participate, I was so happy! I e-mailed back to say “Yes, she’ll be there!” and got e-mail back saying “Great! Are you sticking around to help?” This was not an intentional guilt-trip. I have always volunteered at church in various capacities, but I try to balance my life and not burn myself out like I did… oh, many years ago and a whole other story.

We only live a few minutes from the church. Maybe I’ll compromise and let them know I can stick around the first day, and then I’ll just drop her off and pick her up the rest of the week, coming home in between.

Can any other Moms identify with me that, no matter what I choose, I will feel guilty? Either guilty that I’m selfishly using VBS time to write instead of helping my church, or guilty that I didn’t take this opportunity to work on, and perhaps even finish this novel?

So, ROW80 is kind of back on track. I don’t think I’ll be able to claim victory when time is up and all is said and done, but I am definitely on a more productive track now.

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Interview With Leah Petersen

Leah Petersen lives and writes in North Carolina when she can get some time away from her day job and her husband and two children.  Rather than waste her life getting fresh air and sunshine, spending time with family and friends, or pursuing an actual career, she reads books and writes.

Her first novel, Fighting Gravity, is coming in 2012 from Dragon Moon Press.

1.       Your debut novel is coming out next Spring, but you’ve had several other works published.  Are they related in any way?

Nope. The novel happened before I decided to become a writer. I’d always “written” in my head but hadn’t put any of it on paper in [insert long time here that doesn’t make me look old.] Fighting Gravity was just a story that I couldn’t get out of my head for months and months and finally my husband said, “Why don’t you just write it?”

*blink, blink*

Well, duh. So I did. Once it was written I realized it was actually kinda good. So I decided to pursue publication. The shorts and flash pieces I’ve had published since then were part of the process of learning about the industry and trying to build some writer ‘cred while I searched for an agent.

2.       What is the favorite sentence you’ve ever written?

That’s easy: (sentence before provided for context.)

I find her in my study, staring at the painting behind my desk. The colors are lurid, obscene in a way the bodies twisted together are not.

http://www.roseandthornjournal.com/Fall_2010_Prose10.html

3.       Who is Gabrielle and how did you find her?

Gabrielle is, among other things, (http://www.gabrielle-edits.com/) Associate Publisher and editor at Dragon Moon Press. It was more she found me than me finding her. I sent Fighting Gravity to Dragon Moon Press during their open submission period. She emailed me asking for the full and ultimately acquired it.

More on her later.

4.       You also have a link to JM Frey on your blog. Can you tell us about her?

JM Frey I found when I was researching Dragon Moon as a publisher. She was working with Gabrielle at the time on her debut novel and I’d not only found her when I was snooping around the interwebs but Gabrielle mentioned that my writing reminded her of JM’s. So that made me doubly curious, not only to follow the process of a Dragon Moon sci-fi with some of the same, controversial, themes mine has, coming out just as I was starting in with them, but to see what Gabrielle meant.

Her debut, Triptych, http://jmfrey.net/books/, came out this past spring and it is wonderful. If I write anything like that, I’m just thrilled.

5.       Was it difficult to find a publisher for a work that includes Young Adult, Science Fiction, and Homosexual Themes?

Yes and no. The young adult angle wasn’t an issue because I never saw the story that way and never marketed it as such. It’s true, through most of the book Jacob’s <19 years old, (the current form ends there,) but, as it was originally structured, the book ended with him as an old man. So it just didn’t fit to me that it was a young adult story. Especially because, as his society sees it, he becomes a legal adult at fifteen. Yes, there’s plenty of young adult angst in it, but it just never fit for me to place it in that category. Whether or not it hurt me when agents got my partial and Jacob was never older than ten in the first fifty pages, I don’t know.

Science fiction can be limiting because a lot of agents simply don’t represent it. In that category, I actually think not labeling it YA hurt me a lot. Young Adult speculative fiction is hot now and I just couldn’t, in good conscience, send it to agents who repped YA sci-fi but not adult.

The homosexual themes may have limited me when it came to individuals reading my query and deciding whether to request a partial or not, but overall I found the publishing industry very open-minded.

6.       How did you find your publisher? Why did you choose a smaller house?

I found the announcement of Dragon Moon’s open submission period on the Miss Snark’s First Victim blog. http://misssnarksfirstvictim.blogspot.com/

I admit, I gave it little more than a cursory examination to make sure it was a publisher that fit my genre and then I sent the query and ten pages. I mean, why not? There was no time to research between the request for the full and the verbal offer, because she read the entire thing in one day and called me back about 24 hours after I’d sent it. Of course, I did a lot of research after that. There’s a long story about how I came to choose the small house, because at that time I had a full with an agent and an editor at a Big House (separately,) so I did a lot of research and gave it a lot of thought before I ultimately chose to sign with Dragon Moon.

In short, I think the point that swayed me the most in the end, was the fact that Gabrielle got my book and my characters and that she was as excited about it as I was.

The long story’s here:  http://www.leahpetersen.com/2011/02/how-i-found-my-publisher/

7.       During the editing process, were there any changes suggested that you were reluctant to make?

There were a lot of things I had a hard time with when the suggestion first came. The ones I was having the hardest time agreeing with or working out the issues with, were all in the last several chapters, after the main climax. In the end, we ended the book much sooner and moved all of those scenes to a new Book Two.

Other than that, there was only one major suggestion that I didn’t agree with. Not that there was a problem, but I didn’t agree with her proposed solution. She pointed out that there were random references to the personal/social issues surrounding homosexuality, but that it wasn’t consistent and that I needed to develop that better.

Thing was, the reason it was so spotty was that in my head, there were no real issues in this society (and most of the personal ones are a product of the societal ones.) So the problem wasn’t that I didn’t address issues about homosexuality enough, it was that I addressed them at all. When I went through it with the mindset of being consistent, specifically not to bring issues surrounding homosexuality into a society where they didn’t fit, then it worked really well.

8.       What is happening to Fighting Gravity during these months before it becomes available to the public?

Got me. 😉 Just kidding. Well, sorta. It’s at the point now where we’re almost finished punting it back and forth between Gabrielle and me, at which point it all becomes very fuzzy. I know there will be all sorts of fancy stuff going on to get my book out of a word doc and into a print/ebook form with a cover and back copy and all that, but beyond that, I’m pretty clueless.

9.       Are you working on something new now?

Book Two. 😉 Fighting Gravity was supposed to be a stand-alone but, as I said above, in the editing process it became obvious that we either needed to lose a lot of the content at the end, or move it into a sequel. So it’s apparently turned into a trilogy. That definitely scares me, since I’d only developed the world/story/characters for one book originally. Even though I had a good chunk to start with for a sequel, I’m still nervous about having enough for three books. I’m not much of a plotter.

I’ve got an almost-first-draft of Book Two now (working title is Impact Velocity.) I sent it to my “alpha reader” and he’s sent back his big-picture notes. He made some good points that have sparked all sorts of ideas for how to dial up the emotional impact, and I think that’s going to bring the word count up—I’m still about 8k short of my goal for the first draft. Now I just need to sit down with it and give it an intense work-over so I can send it out to beta readers and then my editor.

10.   What is the Suicide Notes Project? What motivated you to do this? Are you still actively posting in this theme?

Suicide Notes is a series of shorts that are present-tense, first person, inside the mind of a person in the last minutes before they commit suicide. It’s raw, brutally honest, and very intense.

I wrote these because here’s so much misunderstanding about mental illness, specifically suicide. You hear about it being selfish, nothing’s so bad you have to end your life, they’re just doing it for attention.  There are the loved ones who live with guilt and shame. It’s such a painful subject, on both sides. I lost a friend to suicide when I was a teen and I’ve been on that side of it, lived through that loss and heard all the talk. When, ten years later, I had a brush with suicide myself, one thing that came out of it for me was healing for that earlier loss and a deep understanding of what suicidal depression really is, and what it isn’t.

The misunderstandings just make it worse for the people on both sides of it. If a frank look at what the person about to commit suicide is going through helps one person, on either side of the equation, to healing and understanding, then that’s such a huge victory for me.

What I want, more than anything, is for sufferers to see that someone else has been there and felt the way they do, and for everyone else to understand that, when a person dies of their severe depression, they’re no more to blame for their death than the person who succumbs to cancer, regardless of how they ultimately died.

As for the status of the project itself, it’s on hold. Not because it’s not important, but because it’s very draining. I have to go to a very dark place to accurately re-create the thoughts of a person who believes there’s no way to live any longer. I’m happy to say that my depression is very well controlled right now and I’m afraid to tempt fate. That said, the chances are that I’ll hit another low sooner or later, and I hope that continuing the Suicide Notes project will help me recover from it.

11.   My favorite blog post of yours is Why All Writers are Secretly (or not so much) Schizophrenics. That’s one scary looking cappuccino. Do you frequently identify with these symptoms?

Oh, all of that is based on some reality I’ve experienced as a writer, but it’s wildly overblown for the comedic value, of course. Not that I’m not crazy in my own way, just not particularly like that. 😉

I do talk to myself, though. Well, technically it’s my characters talking to each other, but I imagine it looks the same to the casual spectator.

12.   I often get distracted by feeding the fish on your blog. (I put them on mine too!) Where did you find these?

Can’t remember. Same way you did, I encountered them on a blog I was reading. I think it was just a one-time visit because I don’t remember what blog it was.

13.   How did you come up with the idea of hosting #5MinuteFiction on your blog?

Impatience was the catalyst more than anything else. Lots of blogs in the writer/agent/editor community have informal contests from time to time. But usually there was a submission period of a week or more and then that much of a wait again to find out who won. I didn’t want to wait that long.

14.   How do you find judges for #5MinuteFiction? Have you ever won?

I find judges on Twitter mostly. When I interact with other writers, if I admire their work, or their spunk, I’ll often ask them to judge. It’s nice having the variety, they almost never choose the same five I would.

And, no, I’ve never won. I’d like to say it’s because I usually won’t allow the judge to nominate me, but I’ve allowed it a few times and I’ve never won any of those half-dozen or so times.

15.   Besides the blog, what other social media do you use?

Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads, and now Google +. I use some more than others, and sometimes that just depends on my mood. I can’t keep up with them all or I’d never do anything else. I usually prefer Twitter because I find a larger community there more easily.

http://twitter.com/#!/LeahPetersen

http://www.facebook.com/LeahPetersenAuthor

http://www.goodreads.com/

https://plus.google.com/105787094318776255893/posts?hl=en

16.   What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

My laptop. Honestly, other than appreciating Scrivener for Windows for how it helps a serious pantser organize a first draft, I just use Word. The laptop’s really the only thing I’m particularly attached to.

17.   What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

The shower. As in where I get ideas. I don’t actually write on the walls with soap or anything.

18.   What is the most persistent distraction from writing?

Gaming and reading. It’s pretty evenly divided between the two, especially because it’s usually one or the other. I don’t do balance very well, so when I start a book I like I read it in a day or two. And if I find a game I like (RPGs,) I tend to play it a lot and not do much of anything else for recreation. The only good thing about this is that I’m like that with writing too. I do things in binges rather with any regularity.

19.   When the day comes that you are on stage, accepting some prestigious award, who are you most likely to forget to thank?

My husband. Which is sad because he’s such a big support for me. But he’s also very quiet and unassuming, and it’s too easy to sort of forget how vital he is. Like breathing.

20.   Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

Han, of course. No way would he wait for the other guy to shoot first. Han’s got balls plus he’s reckless and a little stupid. That last bit is the real clincher.

P.S. Just a couple of great quotes…

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.   Richard Feynman (1918 – 1988)

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.   Michel De Montaigne

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Let’s Give ’em Something to Talk About

A random post calls for a random picture. This is Kirstie's cat, Libby.

I saw an ad on several social media sites that will allow the service to post status updates for you. Why? Wouldn’t it be better to simply stay silent for days at a time rather than have some kind of auto-generated nonsense posted for you?

I’m one of these people who has to exercise self control lest I post too much or too often. Of course, it helps that I flip back and forth between the blog, twitter, facebook, and now Google Plus.

I’ve also seen ads for applications that will link all your social media sites, saving you the trouble of going through all of them yourself every time you have something to say.

I admit I’m tempted. When I write a blog post or add a story post to UnderLoch & Key I always go to all the social media sites I use and post a link. It can get tedious, especially when I have to log out of my personal profile on facebook so I can log in as my author page (Hmm… I think there’s a way to link those… I’ll have to look into it.)

But I don’t think I want to do that. You see, I have very different connections on facebook, twitter, G+, and Goodreads. I don’t even usually advertise my Goodreads updates, although I try to keep it up to date (I have to add in the two faith-based romances I just read.) Twitter tends to be a raunchy bunch, but in a good way. They’re not there to gross each other out, just to celebrate the fact that so many of us write about (LeGasp!) sex. G+ is still relatively small, and I have a lot of writing contacts on there, as well as a growing number of SyFy people. Facebook remains my most loyal fanbase.

When I needed some humorous euphemisms for penis, of course I turned to twitter. Yes, my facebook friends probably would have come through for me, but there would also be a large number of them who might have been offended. Not angry-offended, just that’s not really appropriate offended. There are young teenagers on my facebook list too. When I post my SyFy Question of the Day, that’s always a hit on facebook, though it’s starting to kind-of work on G+. It flops on twitter.

So, instead of me beating the porcupine into submission, I’m gently feeling my way around the social media and seeing what works. It’s organic… no matter what the developers intended, no matter what I want to work, the reading public has a mind of its own. Sometimes things surprise me, like how popular a question about Roller-Derby might be to my SyFy Q of the Day fans. Sometimes I try something, like a blog post with a drinking game about RWA11, and it flops horribly.

I’m still working on ROW80. In fact, it’s going rather well this week! But I’ve also decided that, although the OCD part of me desperately wants facts, figures, and statistics about just how much writing I’m doing, the mere fact of generating those statistics is too time-consuming. Unfortunately for me, that means a deliberate effort in quashing my desire to measure everything, but I’ve learned to live with the OCD and I can do this.

I did do 1,965 words on WIP2 last night over the course of two #1k1hr sessions, and I’m damn proud of that! And I sent the first few pages of WIP1 to Roni Loren for a crit. Oh, and I wrote a story about bacon

It’s a good thing I’m pre-published. I’d hate to be trying to figure all this out while facing a publishing deadline!

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