Interview with Bob Morris

bobheadshotBob Morris has worked for The Raton Range since January 1999 and is midway through his 15th year with the twice-weekly newspaper based in Raton, N.M.  He was born in Killeen, Texas, but grew up in Longmont, Colo., graduating from Longmont High School in 1989, then from the University of Northern Colorado in Greeley, Colo., in 1993. His first job in newspapers was with the Rocky Ford Daily Gazette, a five-day-a-week paper in Rocky Ford, Colo., and he worked there for five years before taking his current job in Raton. His work has led to travels that have taken him all over the state of New Mexico, from Farmington in the northwest, to Clayton in the northeast, to Lovington in the southeast, and to Silver City in the southwest. His book Small Town Sports Beat covers the many tales and adventures he has experienced in his work, from 1999 to 2011. You may follow his blog at smalltownsportsbeat.blogspot.com.

1. What inspired you to write Small Town Sports Beat?

It was in late 2010 that I began thinking about writing a book but I wasn’t sure where to start. After running several ideas through my head, I decided it would be best to start with my work experiences. I thought that it would be a good way to share more of my own personal thoughts about the people that I met through the years, as well as a way to share my experiences with people who were not regular readers of The Raton Range. It would give those people a chance to learn about some of those events and find out just how much can happen in a smaller community.

Bob cover

 2. Will you write more longer works or was this a one-time project?

It remains to be seen. Perhaps I’ll do a follow-up book in the future but, for now, this will be it as far any projects related to my work experiences.

3. What publishing platform did you decide to use?

I had looked at a few publishers in New Mexico but didn’t find one that I believed would be interested in my work. So I went the self-publishing route through CreateSpace.

4. Would you consider writing fiction?

I have had a few fiction ideas running through my head. Perhaps I’ll work on one of them in the future — likely something in the science fiction/comic book world. I am a comic book and sci-fi geek, after all.

5. Is it only about one small town or can sports fans from any small town identify with it?

I definitely think the latter applies. While the focus is mainly on the communities I cover, people from smaller communities will certainly notice several themes that fit right in with their communities, ranging from the personalities you meet, to the athletes who have great accomplishments, to well-known athletes who have a connection to smaller communities. Plus, I think most people in smaller communities can relate to how important high school sports are to them.

6. Besides writing, in what other ways are you involved with small town sports?

I’ve been on the local Little League board of directors for several years and served as president this past year.

7. What awards have you won over the years?

It’s a pretty extensive list, actually.All awards came through the New Mexico Press Association. In Class II weeklies, I’ve won first place in sports writing in 1999, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2006, and 2010, and second place in 2003, 2005 and 2009; first place in sports columns in 1999, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006 and 2007, and second place in 2005 and 2010, then second in 2012 in Class III weeklies (the NMPA has changed classifications recently). Also won second place for sports photo in 1999 and 2011, second place for feature writing in 2003, and second place for photo series in 2004.

8. What has surprised you the most in your career as a sports writer?

The fact that you never know just who might be connected to a smaller community in some way. As an example, I learned from a reader that Houston Texans running back Arian Foster had relatives living in Springer (south of Raton) and that his mother graduated from Springer High School. It’s one of the experiences I cover in the book (now how’s that for a teaser?).

After the Raton baseball team won the 2007 Class AAA state title.

After the Raton baseball team won the 2007 Class AAA state title.

9. How different was your writing process for Small Town Sports Beat from your newspaper writing?

When I sit down to write a sports story, I think more about the angle and approach to take to a single subject. When it came to writing the book, though, I had to think in terms of how to present the material so that some general themes could be drawn from the overall writing. I settled on using a “diary” format, touching upon individual subjects, but made sure to tie them into various themes. Plus I had to jog my long-term memory — when I write a story, I just need to look over the notes I take, but with this book, I had to go back through a lot of stories I’ve written and then thought about what I remembered about the experiences. So it was a more difficult process than just writing about a single subject.

10. If some mega-corp offered you Beaucoup bucks to move to NYC and write sports stuff there, would you move? Or do you love your small town too much?

New York would be a nice place to visit but I don’t think I would ever live there. I don’t like driving in heavy traffic and, sometimes, things get so impersonal in a larger city. Smaller communities are where it’s more likely you’ll see somebody you know, have a quick chat, or just pass by somebody and you’ll say hello to each other. In my line of work, you can never say never but I doubt I’d ever take a job in a larger city.

2004, the Des Moines girls basketball team won their third straight Class A state title

2004, the Des Moines girls basketball team won their third straight Class A state title

11. I’m writing these questions just a couple of days after the announcement that the Raton Range might be going out of business! I’m so sorry to hear that. What’s the latest information on this?

I can’t answer that question yet, but I can say that the newspaper should be able to continue in some capacity.

12. Do people ever confuse you with other professionals with the same name?

Well, there is an author out there who goes by Bob Morris, but nobody has ever confused me with that individual. But there have been a couple of people in town who have confused me with my editor, even though our names are very different and we really don’t look that much alike.

13. Do you know if anyone from our High School went on to greatness in the world of sports?

One in particular: Greg Biekert was a member of the Longmont High School Class of 1987 and went on to play NFL football — mostly with the Oakland Raiders but he also played a couple of seasons with the Minnesota Vikings. I’ve kept one of his football cards — it’s probably the only piece of Oakland Raiders memorabilia that a Denver Broncos fan like me would keep!

14. Was Jon Williams all he was cracked up to be on the baseball field?

Unfortunately, I never got to see Jon play baseball but I knew he was a good pitcher. In fact, I remember a story in the Times-Call about him and how he had cataract surgery but overcame it and did very well on the diamond. He was a good golfer, too. As for why I never got to see him play, that was mostly because I was in track practice all the time.

15. When I attended a Longmont High School sporting event back in the 80’s I was always in the concession stand raising money for the music department. Where were you during the games?

During football games, I was usually in the stands. During basketball, it was sometimes in the stands, although as a senior, I was out in the lobby selling tickets for a free-throw contest to raise money for the Close-Up trip to Washington D.C. — and I remember that our assistant principal, Mr. Davis, had his ticket drawn and he made the half-court shot for all the money. Of course, he didn’t take the money but donated it back to Close-Up. Oh, and I also worked the concession stand for a wrestling tournament that LHS hosted (also to raise money for Close-Up). And I ran cross country and track, so I’d be out on the course or track for those sports.

16. What is your ideal writing environment? Have you ever been able to create it?

Given that I do most of my writing at the newspaper office, I suppose that would be it. In fact, that’s where I wrote the book, working on chapters during my spare time.

17. What is your favorite digital or electronic writing tool?

I’m not certain I have a favorite — I don’t really look at any computer differently, be it desktop or laptop. I don’t own an iPad or anything like that, but from what some people have told me, it’s difficult trying to write on one.

18. What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

I’ve always used black pens for my note taking, so that would probably be it.

19. How would you adapt the game of American Football to be played on the moon?

Well, you’d have to make the football heavier, for one thing. Gotta compensate for gravity.

20. Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

Of course it was Han. He knew if he didn’t shoot first, Greedo would have.

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Goal Post for July 24

ROW80LogocopyHave I written at least 2k?

Yes. But not much more. I also have too-many-WIPs-itis.

Have I helped another writer?

Yes. Editing for a friend, although I should have done more commenting on other ROWer’s updates last Wednesday and I neglected that. I apologize, and will do better this week.

Did I do anything organization-related? 

Sort of. I added two submission calls to my submission tracker page, but the database lies neglected. I need to get it up and running and start using it. If, after giving it a good try, it still seems to be inconvenient to use, then I’ll abandon it and stick with the page on my blog. Idea: use the blog page for new entries, then every once in a while take the info from the page and update the database. I will eventually need to delete old stuff off the page… it’s getting long.

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Fangirl Fail

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In these lovely years affectionately referred to as “middle age” I have made hundreds of friends and am fortunate enough to be connected in some small way to various sensational people. I’ve never done the math, but I’m pretty sure I’m only two or three degrees removed from Kevin Bacon.

Social media has not just brought everyman closer together, but it has also brought celebrities closer to their fanbase. I love reading a book on my tablet, and getting a notification that the author of that book has played their turn in Words With Friends. I am tickled pink that I actually have a category I call “NASA Peeps” even though I have met very few of them in person.

There is one author in particular (who will remain nameless to protect the allegedly innocent) whose novels I adored when I was growing up. We’re connected on facebook, and he comments on my stuff now and then. Even after a couple of years, I still get that fangirl-fluster when I see that he is communicating with me, even though it’s just a punchline or insight.

Tonight he put up a status that included some SciFi psychobabble and I commented “I’m glad I’m not the one who has to proofread that.” His response was that I understood his point, and we exchanged a few more comments.

To him, it was a casual convo, but of course I was barely containing my fangirl flutters. I was afraid I’d put my foot in my mouth, just as I surely would do if I ever get to meet him in person.

Then he made an analogy with Theory XYZ. I was confused…Theory XYZ sounded familiar, but I didn’t know what it was. So I googled it. But I still didn’t see how the analogy fit…

That’s the point where I should have said “I don’t see how that fits?”

But no. This is a man I idolize and adore. I was sure he was making some incredibly insightful point, and I was just too naive to understand. I didn’t want to lie and say “Oh, yes! LOL!” so I took the safe route and said “You mean (insert summary of Theory XYZ)?”

Then someone else joined the convo, and the thread was lost. I didn’t think much of it.

A short time later he posted “Sorry, some comments ended up on the wrong status, so I deleted them.” I looked at his other recent status and realized that Theory XYZ was a perfect example of what was being discussed there! All comments regarding Theory XYZ on the SciFi Psychobabble status had been deleted.

~Facepalm~

I was thrilled when I thought we were on the same wavelength, and the bubble burst when I thought I just wasn’t getting something. It turns out we were on the same wavelength all along, but I’d been too reluctant to speak up and point out that something didn’t fit. I’m not talking about correcting someone’s mistake, I’m talking about saying “Huh? I don’t understand your point…”

In real life, I’m usually pretty good about this. I might nod and smile when my five-year-old tells me the details of her video game even though I don’t understand half of it, and if I’m just briefly exchanging a few words with someone as we sail by each other, I might not bother to exactly interpret that last garbled word. However I generally do make a point of speaking up when I need clarification. Just ask my teenager. I do it with her all the time.

I’ve been guilty of rolling my eyes when I see someone else fawning over a celebrity. I tell myself “I’d never do that” but it turns out I would. Shamefully, I must hand in my official cajone card that declares I’ve got a pair. Maybe I do have them in my possession, but I certainly am not using them correctly.

Time to put it behind me. I think I’ll look through my list of connections and see if any of them have ever done a film with Kevin Bacon…

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SciFi Q of the Day: Sharknado

From the SyFy Website: Sharknado 2 is coming and you can name it! Tweet titles to @SyFyMovies using #Sharknado. SyFy will select the best and use it!

From the SyFy Website: Sharknado 2 is coming and you can name it! Tweet titles to @SyFyMovies using #Sharknado. SyFy will select the best and use it!

SciFi Question of the Day: If you could wield the power of the Sharknado, would you use your power for good or evil?

Facebook Answers:

   Mary-Anne McDermott If I had that power, I don’t even think I would admit it.   

   AmyBeth Fredricksen I’m sure no one would notice lol!

   Daniel Beard Evil of course.  

   Melissa Conway Depends on the situation. My good may be your bad, just sayin  

   AmyBeth Fredricksen Melissa is chaotic neutral.   

   Melissa Conway Ohhh, I like that phrase! Chaotic neutral sounds like my life…

Google Plus Answers, Speculative Fiction Writers Community:

   Gerri Lynn Baxter   I’m a relativist. One person’s good is another person’s evil. So…. no sharknado for me!

   Bernard Smith  Evil… Good…Who cares…You have the power…USE IT!!!

  Charles Barouch  I would use it to benefit all Shark kind. Also, I’d like to say, specifically to the pageant judges, that I would also use it to end world hunger.

  Zachary Besterfield  My sharknado would serve as a critical source of lean animal protein for the starving masses of third world countries.  First, I would unleash the sharknado in a safe place, like the Grand Canyon. Then, as the canyon filled up with shark, thousands of Feed My Starving Children volunteers would stand on the rim and reel them in with giant fishing nets. From there, they would process the shark into dried protien powder and bag it with rest of their dried food, and then send it out to the kids.

http://www.fmsc.org/

I would also do this with the Elfnado. Though elves are small in stature, they have big feet, and their shoes are useful for poor kids that need them. The elves will tend to get stuck in the nets, and this will be a messy problem, but at least they taste like chicken.

http://soles4souls.org/

   AmyBeth Inverness  Damn it +Charles Barouch I took a bite of my burrito before reading that and I think I inhaled a bean!

+Zachary Besterfield did you ask the sharks if the elves taste like chicken?

   Zachary Besterfield  +AmyBeth Inverness Sharks don’t talk, silly! But if they did, they would say elves taste like tuna. No, I’m saying that elves taste like chicken, to me. Of course, you need to brine them to get rid of that gamey flavor. Pair with a table red.

  Zachary Besterfield  Counter intuitive, I know. You might think a white pinot, but no! A red is better!

Google Plus Answers, Science Fiction Community:

  James Karaganis  Evil, of course. What would be the other reasons for having power?

  Jihad AbdulSabur  good someone needs to put some good in the world

  Gustavo Campanelli  it only can be used evily, because it murders lots of sharks.

Bonus Answers from Facebook:

I have now watched ‪#‎Sharknado‬. My plausible suspension of disbelief has been stretched beyond the breaking point and now lies shattered on the floor.

   Henry Anona that bad huh?

  Matt DeGiacomi What is this movie and why is everyone posting about it this week

StephenandLaurie Sherman omg….we checked that out last night, truly bad!!  

   Betonce M Stein that’s pretty much what everybody said

   Henry Anona now I want to thank you all for letting me know not to watch it

   AmyBeth Fredricksen It was on SyFy the other night. Their usual over-the-top cheesy B movie. This one was simply beyond the pale in level of cheese. Ratings weren’t anything special, but it created a storm on Twitter.  

  Perry Willis Please do not do this again. I might lose my deep and heartfelt respect for you.   

   AmyBeth Fredricksen But it’s GOOD cheese!  

   Em Vassilos When I heard the premise my first thought was, “NOooo! Sharks don’t swim in schools. IMPLAUSIBLE!”   

   Juno Suk If I ever go into directing, I’ll make the sequel – Currycane. Seriously, someone finance me. I’ll do it.   

And more…

 ‪#‎Sharknado‬ would have been better with ninjas.

…unless there WERE ninjas and I just missed them…

  Bill Nevin You should start writing Ninjanado…just sayin

   AmyBeth Fredricksen That reminds me of my NEXT SciFi Q of the day…

   Harold Chester  You sure the sharks didn’t eat the ninjas?

   Dan Thompson  The sharks were the ninjas.  Oh, yes, they truly are that good.

   Jason Fisk  I really need to see this movie

  Zachary Besterfield  One guy jumps through the mouth of a shark using a chainsaw to cut his way through the body. That’s pretty close to ninja skills. Because, you know, the shark didn’t see it coming.

SciFi Question of the Day: What should the title of ‪#‎Sharnado‬‘s sequel be?

Facebook Answers:

   Betonce M Stein Dontseeit

   Geri Bressler Pirahnacane

   AmyBeth Fredricksen Darn! He deleted it… I think it’s awesome that you both came up with the same idea lol!

   Kevin McCullen I did post the same thing, then realized I hadn’t really read the previous comments. Geri beat me to it, so I’ll have to dig deeper:

Narwhal-mageddon

   AmyBeth Fredricksen rotflol!

   Geri Bressler Squidpocolypse

   Pony Horton Mantacane.

   Shelli Fein Tiglion

   Perry Willis Shark-Strom. or great white no hope.

   Barry Gavin …Public notice of the entire creative team at Sci Fi getting the sack!

   Santi Fabrellas What about Sharnado 2?

   Juno Suk Haha, you know what I said from earlier: Sharknado was only the beginning. A major turmeric spice factory goes berserk in the Carribbean, turning the seas into a giant currybath. With Hurricane Priya barreling down towards the islands, the Carribbean islanders brace themselves for an event of epic proportions. Of curry. Forget B movies, this one is a solid C. C for… Currycane! (Check your local TV listings)

   James Horak Eel Niño

Google Plus, Public Post Answers:

   James Darrow   Octocalypse

  Elizabeth Einspanier  Squidquake.

  David Foster  Tropical Piranha-cane

  Sean Riley  Armadillogeddon

  Carl Rauscher  Son of Sharkado: A Little Nip in the Air.

  AmyBeth Inverness  +Carl Rauscher I think that’s the Christmas Special…

  James Karaganis   +Carl Rauscher Yes, I hear that one will take place in Tokyo.

  James Karaganis  Rhinospout.

  Samuel Falvo II  Unagi Tsunami : It’s what’s for dinner!

   Dalt Wisney  Little Memo Strikes Back or Tyler Perry’s Madea Shark-Fu.

Google Plus Answers, Speculative Fiction Writers Community:

   Gerri Lynn Baxter   Sharkquake.

  Daniel Price   Sharnado: The Sequel

  Zachary Besterfield  Sharksnadoes

   Jin Kazama  Tornadark… 😛

Google Plus Answers, Science Fiction Community:

   David Bucci  So hard to answer, because it’s hard to pick whether the sharks or the tornado were more fully developed, from a characterization perspective, and therefore hard to know whether the sequel would have another tornado but with a different predator, orsharks once again, but a different meteorological event!  Just not sure which approach would do justice to the#SharknadoLegacy  …

   Kevin Murray   Horcacane?

Calling all writers! Link-up your Sharknado Erotica fan fic here!

Erotica Readers: Here’s a sample of Sharknado Erotica (18+ only!)

SciFi Q of the Day 2013

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Scurrying

ROW80LogocopyHeh! There’s nothing like telling oneself “Oh, it’s time to write that weekly update post” to finally get it in gear and check off some goals lol!

I have 3 goals this round:

Write 2k/week: (absurdly low because I’m concentrating on the other goals) I made this one. Mostly just flash for various sites and blog hops, but it counts.

Help another writer: I’m editing for a friend. Did several chapters this week.

Do something organizational-related:

This is the one where I said “Oh… darn… well, it’s still officially Tuesday night (OK OK… wee hours of Wednesday morning) so I can do this right now and it will still count!”

Then I scurried to do something. Anything that would officially fill this goal, no matter how small.

I’ve been avoiding looking at my submission tracker because I knew I’d let more deadlines slip by. Tonight, I updated it, and was pleased to realize that I’d only missed two opportunities. One, I love my story idea but it grew wonky legs and walked off on me. The other, I never did come up with an idea for in the first place. There are still several others whose deadlines I haven’t missed, and I was also pleased to see my own note that says I shouldn’t expect to hear about my submission to Analog magazine for a few more weeks yet.

I updated the submission tracker, turning the missed entries red. I also added a new entry from a friend on Google Plus who has an interesting set of anthologies coming up.

I also get some exercise watching my daughter's track meets!

I also get some exercise watching my daughter’s track meets!

Exercise is not one of my goals, though I know a lot of other writers are including it in theirs. I bought a family membership to the neighborhood pool and we’ve been using it, especially since it’s been so darned hot this week. I feel like I can actually get some writing (and writing-related work) done late at night now (it’s almost 2am now) because I was able to get out with hubby and the girls for a while, and the pool really cooled us off. Days we don’t go to the pool, I sit here sweating to death wishing we had air conditioning.

This round I’m doing a major re-organizational shift, which is necessary after seriously pursuing my writing career for about two and a half years now. I have a few stories published, and in the fall I will finally have both kids in school full time, allowing me to make a better commitment to my own career.

Have you ever paused your writing to do some major organizational or other writing-related stuff?

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Link Up Your Sharknado Erotica!

Jump on in… the water’s fine!

Well, except for all those pesky sharks in the streets of Los Angeles…

Just for fun. Just because you can… write a story (2k or less but I’m forgiving if you go over… If you can do it in less than 500 words I’ll be really impressed!) that is erotica with a Sharknado theme.

It doesn’t matter whether or not you’ve seen the cheesetastic movie on SyFy. The title says it all. A tornado. With sharks in it.

So do your best! Whether you choose to show your prowess at quality erotica, or whether you decide to see just how horribly cheesy you can possibly be, write the story and put it on your blog then link it up here.

Of course, as with any good linky, we all promise to visit at least a couple other linkers and leave them some great comments!

This linky will stay open for a week, so get your link in before next Sunday night.

An InLinkz Link-up

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SciFi Q of the Day: Rhinoceri and the Second World War

422px-Nosorozec_indyjski_Gyan1SciFi Question of the Day: In an alternate history where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the Second World War?

Facebook Answers:

   Pony Horton I do, of course!

   Santi Fabrellas Isn’t that from The Big Bang Theory? I think Sheldon and Amy asked this same question. I don’t remember the answer.

   Daniel Beard The side with the Americas. having a 2000 mile moat, and more industry than it knew what to do with are still not going to change with rhinos.

   Pony Horton Daniel… Maybe, but the rhinoceros is the Self-Appointed Fire Marshall of the Kalihari, so that could at least shorten the war.

   Terry Morgan Anyone tough enough to have Rhinos as pets should automatically win.

   Santi Fabrellas Found it: Uganda. Defense: Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.

Google Plus Answers, Public Post:

   Linda Dean  Alexander the Great

   Michelle Cameron  Without a doubt that would be the army of poets lead by William Shakespeare, because only his group know that a shrew is a more potent weapon than a domesticated rhino.

   Addison Fox  Domesticated as of what era? If they were only the latest victorian fad, then Britain would have been unprepared for the Third Reich’s Mechanized Battlerhino, but if we’re talking “they domesticated rhinos instead of wolves in the BC era” then probably Russia.

   Vivian Spartacus   Japan, they have more Pokemon masters 🙂

   Dan Thompson   The triceratops brigades of Australia, of course.

   EB Taylor  The ivory horned brigades of Canada.

   Addison Fox  Fun fact, the ivory horns on the Canadian ivory horned brigade are prosthetic; Rhinoceros horns are made of compressed keratin (like fingernails in humans).

   Zachary Besterfield  Considering that the rhino kills more humans on an annual basis than any other animal, far exceeding lions tigers and bears put together, I think the nazi’s would have won. They would have air dropped thousands of rampaging rhino’s into England, and probably had them strapped with explosives to boot. England might have fallen before the Americans could muster.

They wouldn’t have been bogged down in the mud in Russia either, using rhinos to port supplies.

   Kimberly Unger  Well, if Hannibal used Rhinos, rather than Elephants, then Rome would never have been properly sacked, which suggests that Italy would have been the primary aggressor in WWII.  Stack upon this the idea that an army marches on it’s stomach, and you have Italy (because, lets face it an army marching on spaghetti and wine is going to take their time, one can’t rush these things) chucking the whole thing as a bad idea once the grapes are in and the Allies emerging victorious.

Google Plus Answers, Science Fiction Community:  

   Roddy Campbell   It depends – African or Indian Rhinos?

   Mack Meijers   I’d say cats win it. And every other war. In such a universe they probably managed to sneak in an evolution of opposable thumbs …

Picture that 😛

   Jayson J   Soft rhino, warm rhino, massive horned and grey.

Grumpy rhino, charging rhino, run away!

   Gadget Freehan   The rhinos

  Gustavo Campanelli  First of all, rhinoceros pets talk about houses with bigger terrains, making dense packed cities completely undesirable. This means that trying to bombard a city would be completely out of the scene,  as there would be little places that justify that kind of small area bombardment.

At the same time, taking over a village would have to be done house by house, as they are scattered and protected by the pet Rhinos. Troops would have to carry impracticall elephant hunting rifles to conquer that kind of places, so machine guns are completelly out of the question because of the much heavier bullets.

   David Sullivan   Uganda

Defense: Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.

   AmyBeth Inverness

ROTFLMVAO!!!

Oh….stop!  It hurts!  Laughing…too….hard…ALL OF YOU!!!

  David Sullivan

Thanks for the “The Big Bang Theory” q of the day.

Google Plus Answers, Speculative Fiction Writers Community: 

  Keith Keffer   The apes. The apes rise to power and take over the world.

SciFi Q of the Day 2013

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Angel Baby

Angel snugglesWe lost a beloved pet on Monday. Angel kitty was nineteen years old; he was my first “real” pet from when I had my first apartment back in the early nineties. He’s been somewhat decrepit for the past year or so, and over the weekend he took a turn for the worse. Heartbreaking, but it gave us a few days to spoil him with love and cuddles until he quietly slipped away.

As I prepared to write my ROW80 update today (yikes! It’s after midnight! That means Wednesday was yesterday!) I realized that I really hadn’t done so well. I’ve set my actual writing goal rather low and I made that just by participating in a few flashes.

The other two goals weren’t so great.

Doing something to help another writer: Well, OK, I think I did this because a friend asked for advice and I sent her a very personalized but concise reply about how to proceed. However I still have many chapters of editing to do for another friend, and I haven’t sent him one in over a week. I need to get that done.

Doing something towards reorganizing: I only did a bit of updating to my Access database. I also did a little organizing of family photos and kids’ school papers, but those two things do not count towards writing goals even though they are important.

It’s weeks like this that make me actually glad that I do not yet have a writing contract. I really do think that the past couple of years have been a good preparation for my career, but I can’t truly take off until I have both kids in school and some updated organization. (I’m generally a pretty organized person, but the way things are organized needs to be regularly updated.)

Then again, I know that it is a normal human fallacy to say “Things will be better when _____!” So I’m scared. I thought things would improve when my youngest went to PreSchool last year, but… well, actually they did improve! And they’ll get even better. I have faith.

Felt Tips is out in Print!

FT final coverThis anthology of office-supply erotica edited by the gregarious Tiffany Reisz came out last December in e-format, and is now available in print. My short story In the Closet appears in this volume. It’s all for charity… proceeds go to charities that provide school supplies for kids and another that provides professional clothing for adults who are interviewing for jobs.

As of tonight, it’s just on Createspace, but look for it from Amazon and other outlets soon.

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Interview with Jasmine Pierce

 Jasmine 01Jasmine performs Stand-Up Comedy all around NYC, including venues such as Gotham Comedy Club and Broadway Comedy Club! She also has training from the Upright Citizens Brigade in sketch writing.

She is a member of SAG-AFTRA and works as an actress in both Film/TV and Theatre. She holds a BFA with honors in Theatre from New York University and, before that, attended the School for Creative and Performing Arts as a Drama Major for 9 years and a Writing Major for 6 years.

SciFi fans will recognize her as Lieutenant Uhura in Star Trek: Phase II

1.       What was the biggest culture shock when you moved from Ohio to NYC?

The biggest shock was to my debit card. When SOHO is between your home and classes every day, life changes.

Jasmine 022.       Which requires more preparation on your part: acting in a scene on film, acting in a scene on stage, or live comedy?

I hope to be fully committed to every performance I give, so I wouldn’t say there’s a different amount of preparation, just different types. In all situations, I have to prepare the text. For comedy, I have to write and test out the text on my own. For any scene, I have to explore and embody a character that someone else has already created. Each project has a set of diverse and exciting challenges.

3.       Have you worked any Star Trek into your comedy?

I wrote an all-Trek set to perform while I was in Port Henry! Unfortunately there wasn’t enough time, but maybe next shoot.

4.       Have you worked any comedy into your Star Trek?

I think I’m subconsciously always looking to be as funny as possible within my boundaries. But mostly, I think we utilize comedy to get us through the shooting days that sometimes last until 6am!

5.       Have you ever asked Fez a Star Trek question he could not answer?

I haven’t yet dared, but now I have a mission.

6.       What was your impression the first time you walked into the tiny studio in Port Henry to film Star Trek: Phase II?

The moment I walked into the studio, everyone was so sweet and welcoming, which is so comforting when you’re taking on such an iconic role.

Jasmine 037.       What’s your opinion of the Classic Trek female officers’ mini-skirt uniform?

I love a good fashion statement and I love my red dress, but I think I made one thing clear on set: Just ONCE can Uhura sit comfortably in a nice pair of sparkly pants? Please, James, please??

8.       How much of an actor’s time is spent sitting around in full make-up waiting for everything to be ready?

Most of it! I like to take a little nap and look over lines while I have the time, but it can be daunting not to mess up your make-up and hair.

9.       What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever witnessed during a Star Trek: Phase II shoot?

Charles Root, Jr.

10.   What’s the strangest experience you’ve ever had in your acting career?

If you’ve ever been around a large group of unattended actors, you know that the strangest things that happen can never be spoken of again. Aside from those extraordinary times, it’s all been pretty strange since I’ve played a lot of animals and prostitutes.

Once, though, I played the title character in a play called “Dora, Why Can’t You Sit Still?” (It’s not THAT Dora, but it was a children’s play.) For months afterward, I got approached by children who had seen the play who were so excited to see Dora! That was great that I could light up their faces like that, but so strange to suddenly be a little famous.

11.   If you were to go on Whose Line Is It, Anyway?  which pros would you want up there with you?

That would be such a dream, I’d want all of them! I grew up idolizing Colin, Brad, and Wayne, so I’d like to keep it classic with them.

12.   If you were to go on Dancing With the Stars which pro partner would you want?

The tallest guy with dark hair and a six pack.

13.   What is your best outlet or venue for writing sketch comedy?

The train. So many jokes come to me when my mind has time to wander.

14.   What is your favorite electronic or digital writing tool?

I use Celtx to write sketches and my plain old iPhone Notes to write stand up.

15.   What is your favorite non-electronic writing tool?

I buy very specific notebooks and pens from Muji. Words don’t feel right without them.

16.   Do you use social media to promote your career?

Contstantly. My website, JasmineComedy.com, will be up and running over this weekend and I love to try out my jokes on Twitter. I promote all upcoming shows on my Facebook Page: Facebook.com/JasmineKPierce

I’m on Twitter, Instagram, Vine, and everything as JasmineComedy!

17.   Have you always wanted to be on stage?

Yes, but I didn’t always know it. I began at my arts school when I was 9 and the moment I stepped on stage the first time, I just felt comfortable. Now, I always feel safest in really bright lights.

18.   Did you see the Cheerios commercial where the Mom and Dad (LeGasp!) have different skin colors?

I did and I couldn’t love it more! Growing up biracial was never alarming for me. My parents explained it to me plainly, so it just felt like I was lucky to be able to relate to more than one group. Plus, that little girl is a heart-breaker!

19.   Did you see the Cheerios commercial where the bee doesn’t realize the woman is an entomologist?

No, that one sounds like a nightmare.

20.   Who shot first, Han or Greedo?

I want to say that growing up, my idols were Einstein and Shakespeare. I have the nerd in me. Unfortunately, I cannot get into Star Wars, which must be why I’m single.

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A New Round and New Goals

ROW80LogocopyIt’s summer, and time for a new Round of Words in 80 Days

Last round, I tried submitting a short story every week. I did great at first, then it fell apart. The end of the school year just has too many weird scheduling things going on.

My laptop is also acting funky, but that’s because it’s several years old now and bogged down with too much stuff. I’ve begun to make some changes in organization, such as not saving every single image I put on the blog. We can probably squeeze out the money for a new one sometime this summer, and then I’ll need to really re-organize everything. Once upon a time I had a folder titled “Writing” that I simply copied each time I switched machines. I still have that folder, but now it’s more like a library with so much stuff on it; several complete rough drafts of novels and many short stories as well as the outlines, inspirational images, spreadsheets and even a database that go along with them all.

This round, part of what I’ll be doing is re-thinking the way I keep my writing organized. I’m looking forward to the fall when I will finally have both children in school full time! We recently had a minor crises with childcare, but I think in the end the change is actually a huge benefit, not a loss. It’s letting us do some serious rearranging of the type and timing of the care we use. (My older daughter has special needs and requires extra care.) To take advantage of the time when my kids are in school, I want to be well prepared with all the little details (like where to save and back-up my files) in order.

So… the goals…

Each week I will identify and complete a task related to re-organizing my writing life, with the needs of a long-term career as the focus.

Each week I will do something for other writers, whether that is editing for a friend or just making some encouraging comments on other blogs.

Each week I will write at least 2k. This is way down from what my usual is… in the past 2k was my daily goal, not the weekly. But this round is about preparing for a career I will enjoy for the rest of my life, building on the last two and a half years which I’ve spent finding my way, learning a lot, and seeing the first few of my stories published. I need to get the organizational stuff done so that in the fall I can dive in without having the leftover stuff hanging over me.

Question for my writing peers: how much time do you spend doing writing-related stuff that is not actual writing?

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